Most Embarrassing Moment?

[Isis]

A few years ago I started a new job, but I was still friendly with management at my old place and was invited to their staff Christmas party. Well I had quite a bit to drink and not having much to eat that day wasn't a good mix. I was having a good time, seeing old friends, talking about my new job and getting really really drunk. Then I start feeling really ill, almost didn't make it to the toilets before throwing up every where all in my hair. Its not a good idea to hold your hands over your mouth as your going to be sick as it goes every where.. Was really glad I didn't work there any more.

[Inuyasha584]

A few years ago I started a new job, but I was still friendly with management at my old place and was invited to their staff Christmas party. Well I had quite a bit to drink and not having much to eat that day wasn't a good mix. I was having a good time, seeing old friends, talking about my new job and getting really really drunk. Then I start feeling really ill, almost didn't make it to the toilets before throwing up every where all in my hair. Its not a good idea to hold your hands over your mouth as your going to be sick as it goes every where.. Was really glad I didn't work there any more.

poor basty >=(

[Burningwolf]

I got caught wacking off by my sister

[Isis]

I got caught wacking off by my sister

I'm sure that is more embarrassing for your sister..

[Locketart]

I got caught wacking off by my sister

How old were you both? And were you doing it in the living room or something?

[Fat_Smurf]

I got caught wacking off by my sister

lmao THIS suck XD

[PureStr]

My most embarrassing moment is :
Well its not REALLY embarrasing but i was indeed scared to death

One day i got kicked out of my father's place because he was thought i was smoking too much pot. So i had to find a place to sleep. I asked my g/f at that time if i could sleep at her place; well she agreed but her parents wouldnt let her have a guy sleepover because we were 15/16. So she had to hide me from her parents on the evening so that i could stay and sleep at her place. The plan goes perfectly until her moms wakes up and have to go to work in the morning, so she comes to tell her daughter something and she sees me right next to her, she got so mad but she was "kinda" cool with that. Later that day i had to use invisible level 4 to get pass her father upstairs to leave the house, cuz her room was in the basement.
The following days i was so scared that her dad would cut my nuts off that i didnt want to go to her place. It finally ended up that her father was a really cool guy and he even offered me to sell pot for him at my local high school.
So the story finishes kinda well.

[Fat_Smurf]

My most embarrassing moment is :
Well its not REALLY embarrasing but i was indeed scared to death

One day i got kicked out of my father's place because he was thought i was smoking too much pot. So i had to find a place to sleep. I asked my g/f at that time if i could sleep at her place; well she agreed but her parents wouldnt let her have a guy sleepover because we were 15/16. So she had to hide me from her parents on the evening so that i could stay and sleep at her place. The plan goes perfectly until her moms wakes up and have to go to work in the morning, so she comes to tell her daughter something and she sees me right next to her, she got so mad but she was "kinda" cool with that. Later that day i had to use invisible level 4 to get pass his father upstairs to leave the house, cuz her room was in the basement.
The following days i was so scared that his dad would cut my nuts off that i didnt want to go to her place. It finally ended up that his father was a really cool guy and he even offered me to sell pot for him at my local high school.So the story finishes kinda well.

OMG LOL

[PureStr]

It finally ended up that his father was a really cool guy and he even offered me to sell pot for him at my local high school.

OMG LOL

Ouais, le gars sa d'lair qui fesait pousser du M39 a leur chalet.
Mais jai pas accepter la, sa srai trop croche.
Au moins pendant je sortais avec ste fille javais free weed a fond.

[Fat_Smurf]

It finally ended up that his father was a really cool guy and he even offered me to sell pot for him at my local high school.

OMG LOL

Ouais, le gars sa d'lair qui fesait pousser du M39 a leur chalet.
Mais jai pas accepter la, sa srai trop croche.
Au moins pendant je sortais avec ste fille javais free weed a fond.

meilleur des deux mondes XD

[[SD]Twysta]

It finally ended up that his father was a really cool guy and he even offered me to sell pot for him at my local high school.

OMG LOL

Ouais, le gars sa d'lair qui fesait pousser du M39 a leur chalet.
Mais jai pas accepter la, sa srai trop croche.
Au moins pendant je sortais avec ste fille javais free weed a fond.

Interesting..

[iGod]

Flicked a chewed up piece of paper in my teachers decolte while i was a first grader in primary school (6 years old or so). Then refused to go to the principals office (and then continued as a non conformist -l- </irony>)

[huejas]

I got caught wacking off by my sister

omg that sucks so much, how long didnt she talk to you for?

It finally ended up that his father was a really cool guy and he even offered me to sell pot for him at my local high school.

OMG LOL

LMAO thats an epic story

[Stallowned]

I got caught wacking off by my sister

Pics of sister.

[CrimsonNuker]

I was at my friends house today, and i went into like an extended part of the house (it was like a room sticking out of the house) and there were windows exposing everything in that room, so i started itching my sack with my hands down my pants and then i look back and i see my friend's little brother looking at me

[Grimm-.-]

A Few minutes ago.
Im sitting here searching though Srf When I hear my door crack open. This usually happens as I keep the windows in my room open. But I then recalled completely shutting the door.
So I called out asking who opened my door thinking it was one of my parents, knowing my sister was sleeping over a friends house tonight. (No one answers)
I slowly walk to my door, As I near the doorway a head pops out of no were.
After I am done screaming I realize it is my sister ~_"
With a friend a really like~_~ *Sigh*... I've never been surprised like that before -.-""""!

[jay0303]

few things for me

when i was like 8 or 9 i called my teacher mom instead of mam in front of all my friends

freshmen year i was part of the group doing presentation on drug in health class while i was saying meth causes right after i said causes my friend next to farted loud enough that no one heard wht i said so it was like

meth causes FART disorder and btw it was infront of the seniors

when watching dark knight my little brother got scared when joker made the pencil disappear he ducked on the floor scared and everyone looked back toward me since i was only person in last row i had a hard time telling them it was my brother they were laughing so hard and the girl i had a crush on was there too i was so red cause when i walked out they were waiting to see my face


in my sophomore year in English when they teacher was yelling at me in front of the class and i farted and everyone started laughing and i got detention and when the office asked why i got it i had to explain in front of my girlfriend cause she was the T.A ( teacher assistance)in office. It was more funny then embarrassing cause when i was explaining the supervisor started laughing too


that all i can think off

[Grimm-.-]

few things for me

when i was like 8 or 9 i called my teacher mom instead of mam in front of all my friends

freshmen year i was part of the group doing presentation on drug in health class while i was saying meth causes right after i said causes my friend next to farted loud enough that no one heard wht i said so it was like

meth causes FART disorder and btw it was infront of the seniors

when watching dark knight my little brother got scared when joker made the pencil disappear he ducked on the floor scared and everyone looked back toward me since i was only person in last row i had a hard time telling them it was my brother they were laughing so hard and the girl i had a crush on was there too i was so red cause when i walked out they were waiting to see my face


in my sophomore year in English when they teacher was yelling at me in front of the class and i farted and everyone started laughing and i got detention and when the office asked why i got it i had to explain in front of my girlfriend cause she was the T.A ( teacher assistance)in office. It was more funny then embarrassing cause when i was explaining the supervisor started laughing too


that all i can think off

lol those were good ones.
I recall the first one being said before on a previous post lol.

[Crowley]

This happened just a few days ago - I was in Social Studies class, everyone was talking. I turned to my friend and said, "I wanna get laid". I said it really loudly because everyone was talking, but just as I said it everyone turned quiet. (Turns out the teacher put her hand up (in NZ that means you have to pay attention to the teacher).

[Grimm-.-]

This happened just a few days ago - I was in Social Studies class, everyone was talking. I turned to my friend and said, "I wanna get laid". I said it really loudly because everyone was talking, but just as I said it everyone turned quiet. (Turns out the teacher put her hand up (in NZ that means you have to pay attention to the teacher).

LOL another great one... Did the teacher notice?

[Snoopy]

My most embarrassing moment. Well I was in Surfers Paradise (The nightclub section of where I live) on a friday night, and these two good looking chicks came up to us. They started chatting away, and me and my best mate were chatting back. We were absolutely smashed on a bottle of Straight, and then my other friend comes up, he too was smashed but on rum. He comes over to us and the girls say "oh nice, another one..." then I tell him to "Fcuk off" and he didn't, instead he turned to the chicks and said "Hey babe, I'm like a Rubik's cube, the more you play with my the harder I get". Immediately I put my face in my hands, stood up, then pushed him away.

After we get back to their apartment, we were sitting on the beds drinking while someone was passed out of the ground. The idiot guy with crap pickup lines trips over the guy on the floor and gets up, and says to the girls again "Hey, don't listen to these queers, I'm the real man". So I get up and drag him outside their apartment and went back inside and locked the door.

The next morning I wake up and all my friends had gone and I was left with these two absolutely stunning chicks, but they were watching me like I was some retard. I realised my friend scribbled all over me with permanent marker "I'm a man-whore" amongst other things, the worst being on my stomach "Look down, I've got a *insert derogatory word with meaning related to females genitals*.

I was so pissed off at them, I didn't talk to them for a week. I did however, still manage to get these girls numbers and now I'm going out with one of them. So as much as it was embarrassing, I still scored more than them doggas.

Snoopy

[Crowley]

This happened just a few days ago - I was in Social Studies class, everyone was talking. I turned to my friend and said, "I wanna get laid". I said it really loudly because everyone was talking, but just as I said it everyone turned quiet. (Turns out the teacher put her hand up (in NZ that means you have to pay attention to the teacher).

LOL another great one... Did the teacher notice?

Yes, I sit right in the front >.<

[DeepEvil]

bumped by a hot chick in the mall while i am side walking to check on which shop is selling power ranger toys

P.S that was my 10 yrs old self

[Doron]

that I'm sitting all alone on a staircase in school and two old geezers they call teachers nowdays walked in and stated the obvious...

(that I'm sitting alone)

[BloodyBlade]

My most embarrassing moment is :
Well its not REALLY embarrasing but i was indeed scared to death

One day i got kicked out of my father's place because he was thought i was smoking too much pot. So i had to find a place to sleep. I asked my g/f at that time if i could sleep at her place; well she agreed but her parents wouldnt let her have a guy sleepover because we were 15/16. So she had to hide me from her parents on the evening so that i could stay and sleep at her place. The plan goes perfectly until her moms wakes up and have to go to work in the morning, so she comes to tell her daughter something and she sees me right next to her, she got so mad but she was "kinda" cool with that. Later that day i had to use invisible level 4 to get pass her father upstairs to leave the house, cuz her room was in the basement.
The following days i was so scared that her dad would cut my nuts off that i didnt want to go to her place. It finally ended up that her father was a really cool guy and he even offered me to sell pot for him at my local high school.
So the story finishes kinda well.

You're lucky the dad didn't farm for Detect

[zeleman1a]

mhm my most embarassing moment was probbly when i was at school maybe 1 month ago .. i was sitting in the back with 2 other people.. after 10 mins i er burbed very loud and everybody looked back.. in this moment i go started laughing so loud i couldnt help it and the teacher was like was that u and i kept laughing

[t0rch]

My most embarrassing moment is :
Well its not REALLY embarrasing but i was indeed scared to death

One day i got kicked out of my father's place because he was thought i was smoking too much pot. So i had to find a place to sleep. I asked my g/f at that time if i could sleep at her place; well she agreed but her parents wouldnt let her have a guy sleepover because we were 15/16. So she had to hide me from her parents on the evening so that i could stay and sleep at her place. The plan goes perfectly until her moms wakes up and have to go to work in the morning, so she comes to tell her daughter something and she sees me right next to her, she got so mad but she was "kinda" cool with that. Later that day i had to use invisible level 4 to get pass her father upstairs to leave the house, cuz her room was in the basement.
The following days i was so scared that her dad would cut my nuts off that i didnt want to go to her place. It finally ended up that her father was a really cool guy and he even offered me to sell pot for him at my local high school.
So the story finishes kinda well.

You're lucky the dad didn't farm for Detect

Pure you're a warrior not a wiz. noob.

This isnt MY most embarrassing moment but back in the 8th grade, this kid that was kind of unpopular was caught masturbating in the bathroom by the whole football team (me being on the team) it was hilarious but i felt really bad for him

[maxietheboss]

texting a friend "hey slut where are you" ( slut is like his nickname )
only to find out i accidentally send it to his mother

[Melez]

Don't remember anything critical.. Falling down on my last mountain trip .

[BloodyBlade]

texting a friend "hey slut where are you" ( slut is like his nickname )
only to find out i accidentally send it to his mother

Lol same thing happened to me xD