PR0METHEUS wrote:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Ponis!!!
PR0METHEUS wrote:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Sacchin wrote:The dickatry is spreading around on srf faster then the flu.

There are two parrots, one who tells the truth and the other always lies. You don't know which is which. There is a door to heaven and a door to hell. You don't know which is which. What question do you ask one of the parrots so that you can go through the door to heaven?

rek wrote:if this has been posted before;
dont mind me :pThere are two parrots, one who tells the truth and the other always lies. You don't know which is which. There is a door to heaven and a door to hell. You don't know which is which. What question do you ask one of the parrots so that you can go through the door to heaven?
I'm glad our mod's ban doucherockets
Goobronicus wrote:rek wrote:if this has been posted before;
dont mind me :pThere are two parrots, one who tells the truth and the other always lies. You don't know which is which. There is a door to heaven and a door to hell. You don't know which is which. What question do you ask one of the parrots so that you can go through the door to heaven?
What would the other parrot say is the door to hell?
Truth parrot - Know's other parrot will lie, so points to heavens door.
Lieing parrot - Know's other parrot will tell the truth, but lies about the answer so points to heavens door.
Also could ask what the other parrot would say is the door to heaven, but then you'll have to pick the door neither choose.

rek wrote:gg
I'm glad our mod's ban doucherockets
Thee_UniQue wrote:PR0METHEUS wrote:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
God damn birds.
FireVortex wrote:PR0METHEUS wrote:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Ponis!!!
PR0METHEUS wrote:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

rek wrote:PR0METHEUS wrote:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
dude wheres my tractor?
clues, give us them
PR0METHEUS wrote:rek wrote:PR0METHEUS wrote:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
dude wheres my tractor?
clues, give us them
You are correct.
I've always heard it without the 'dude' part though. It's not the funniest joke out there, but my 3 year old daughter thinks it is HILARIOUS!

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Total = (0+100)*101/2;
//= 5050
SumArray = 0;
for (i=0;i<100;i++) {
SumArray += tab[i];
}
NumberMissing = Total - SumArray;rek wrote:if this has been posted before;
dont mind me :pThere are two parrots, one who tells the truth and the other always lies. You don't know which is which. There is a door to heaven and a door to hell. You don't know which is which. What question do you ask one of the parrots so that you can go through the door to heaven?
.curve wrote:Unless Silkroad has a hole I can stick it in, I prefer spending money on the girlfriend.


NuclearSilo wrote:This is just my guess
First we need to calculate the sum of numbers 0->100. Then calculate the sum of array. Do the subtraction to deduce the number missing.Code: Select all
Total = (0+100)*101/2;
//= 5050
SumArray = 0;
for (i=0;i<100;i++) {
SumArray += tab[i];
}
NumberMissing = Total - SumArray;



I'm glad our mod's ban doucherockets

Sacchin wrote:The dickatry is spreading around on srf faster then the flu.

rek wrote:if this has been posted before;
dont mind me :pThere are two parrots, one who tells the truth and the other always lies. You don't know which is which. There is a door to heaven and a door to hell. You don't know which is which. What question do you ask one of the parrots so that you can go through the door to heaven?
BloodyBlade wrote:rek wrote:if this has been posted before;
dont mind me :pThere are two parrots, one who tells the truth and the other always lies. You don't know which is which. There is a door to heaven and a door to hell. You don't know which is which. What question do you ask one of the parrots so that you can go through the door to heaven?
you ask the one who tells the truth which door is to heaven

PR0METHEUS wrote:rek wrote:PR0METHEUS wrote:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
dude wheres my tractor?
clues, give us them
You are correct.
I've always heard it without the 'dude' part though. It's not the funniest joke out there, but my 3 year old daughter thinks it is HILARIOUS!



NuclearSilo wrote:Riddle: What is the sharpest element in the world?



NuclearSilo wrote:Oh wait, I need to fix my riddle. The definition of sharpness is all about the surface of contact. So let's fix the riddle this way:
What's the element that could cut through (or go through) anything which needs the least force on the impact surface.