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The funniest Customer review ever.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/trave ... etter.html

Richard branson gets some fanmail. This guy wasn't all to happy about the food on the plane..
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Lol that was funny.

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I lolled,
But aeroplane food tends to be mediocre at its best.

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Meh, didnt laugh to much, just giggle.

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HejsaN wrote:Meh, didnt laugh to much, just giggle.

Probably because there were no fart or gay jokes. :roll:

..Anyways I gotta good laugh out of it and the pictures only made it that much more funny. This line;
The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.

is what got me the most.

If I was Richard Branson and had to read this letter I'd probably be a little embarrassed but then soon realize I have an Olympic swimming pool full of $100 bills and just go for a little dip to forget about the whole ordeal. xD

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Hostage wrote:
HejsaN wrote:Meh, didnt laugh to much, just giggle.

Probably because there were no fart or gay jokes. :roll:

There are only a few gay jokes out there, and farts are only funny in South Park :wink:

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I was like,

okay.. wtf..

whothefuck is Richard??

I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?
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I didnt even smile....
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Icealya wrote:I was like,

okay.. wtf..

whothefuck is Richard??

I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?


Learn to read.

Richard = Richard Branson, owner of Virgin airlines.
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nohunta wrote:I didnt even smile....

+1

u must be like over 30 to lol on stuff like dis
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I chuckled, it was nice.
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BalkanFanaticS wrote:
nohunta wrote:I didnt even smile....

+1

u must be like over 30 to lol on stuff like dis


Correct, your IQ must be ;)
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Priam wrote:
BalkanFanaticS wrote:
nohunta wrote:I didnt even smile....

+1

u must be like over 30 to lol on stuff like dis


Correct, your IQ must be ;)


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rooofflll...i shouldnt have read this during lecture though...burst out laughing <.<

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From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?
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That was funny

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Priam wrote:
Icealya wrote:I was like,

okay.. wtf..

whothefuck is Richard??

I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?


Learn to read.

Richard = Richard Branson, owner of Virgin airlines.


still don't get it..
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Icealya wrote:
Priam wrote:
Icealya wrote:I was like,

okay.. wtf..

whothefuck is Richard??

I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?


Learn to read.

Richard = Richard Branson, owner of Virgin airlines.


still don't get it..


Let me redirect you to my IQ comment earlier ;)
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Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking it’s more of that Baaji custard. I admit I thought the same too, but no. It’s mustard Richard. MUSTARD. More mustard than any man could consume in a month.


Its called curry you dip :banghead: :banghead: ... mustard :x :x

But as for the letter as a whole...lol it is very funny, this guy is on a completely
different level :P :wink:
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Locketart wrote:From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?


WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?
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CrimsonNuker wrote:
Locketart wrote:From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?


WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?


No but I wouldn't write a ridiculous letter complaining about how the food looked if I didn't even taste it. Maybe it was a different type of food than he is used to but he didn't even bother to try it.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:
Locketart wrote:From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?


WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?


i would eat food that looked like that ... o wait, i already do :x
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Seeing how he called curry mustard...not what he normally eats at all ¬_¬
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_Panu_ wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:
Locketart wrote:From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?


WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?


i would eat food that looked like that ... o wait, i already do :x

well maybe if you went out and bought some better food i can cook something better :banghead:
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Burningwolf wrote:
_Panu_ wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:
WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?


i would eat food that looked like that ... o wait, i already do :x

well maybe if you went out and bought some better food i can cook something better :banghead:

and who told you that it was ok to come outta the kitchen? no one! ... get back in there :x
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_Panu_ wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:
Locketart wrote:From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?


WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?


i would eat food that looked like that ... o wait, i already do :x


I feel your pain. Mine looks bad AND tastes bad
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