Dango's Review On Assassins Creed

[Vandango]

Ok So whats a game sections with no reviews?

Ok so a week ago i went and bought assassins creed from CEX (I Thought Sex when i first saw the store name when it opened). it wasnt a bad deal for £18 (36 US Dollers) bought when i actully went into the store i see why it was £18.

A. For the Fact is was 2nd Hand (Its a 2nd Hand Store)
B. Where to Begin? The Store was so unproffesional. Dethklock for store music (There was young childeren in the store, Playing Death Metal Not the best of ideas) No Uniforms And this is somthing i could prolly rant on for a VERY Long time so lets get to the actull game.

Now i never heard about assassins creed besides your soppsed to be in assassin in ancient times killing some unlucky basterds unlucky enough to be your "Target".

so i began the game in somthing i did not expect. Assassins creed is set in the not so distant future and you are some guy re liviing you ancestors (The Assassin of this game) Memoury, so when i got in there lovely story telling machine

so its telling me im in a werid bloody cave sticking my middle finger knife in someones throat. now that on my standerds is totally fu cking awsome. so this game has already impressed me so when i got futher in the game i started my first proper assassination invesitgation. yea ermm how does this guy know what to do when your sat on top of a Tower just looking around.

i know lets climb this very high tower i suddenly find the EXACT guy to eveesdrop on, I MEAN COMON How the **** can he see that far lol?

as for the combat Well err i spent most of my time running away and there was this one time i was being chased by 10 guards for being pushed by a lepper took the next left stright into a big blue wall. and lets say the guards had Assassin in a can for lunch

Well to be honest Assassins creed is a good game, Free running is awsome , pretty little side quests to do , and alot of single player material, i wouldnt say it be a "MUST BUY" but it is a good game. if you like 3rd person adventure/action games id say this would be your type of game.

Edit: Spell checker found 0 mistakes but when has a windows designed product actully work?

[Squirt]

^ Was i the only one that noticed that one of his fingers where mmissing o.o

[XMoshe]

^ Was i the only one that noticed that one of his fingers where mmissing o.o

That is where the hidden blade will come out by assisinations lolz...

[dom]

Edit: Spell checker found 0 mistakes but when has a windows designed product actully work?

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[satman83]

you know there is already a review thread you know

viewtopic.php?f=12&t=84665

[0l3n]

Not so cool when the game doesnt even work.
Installed it without a problem, start in some weird place with a bunch of faceless women grabing my ass or something and as soon as I move it crashes and reboots my computer.
Anyone mind telling me what that faceless people place is? I always hear some people talking in the backround about some memory but no idea what they are saying.

[Squirt]

Not so cool when the game doesnt even work.
Installed it without a problem, start in some weird place with a bunch of faceless women grabing my ass or something and as soon as I move it crashes and reboots my computer.
Anyone mind telling me what that faceless people place is? I always hear some people talking in the backround about some memory but no idea what they are saying.

^ you sure your pc can handle that ?

[0l3n]

Not so cool when the game doesnt even work.
Installed it without a problem, start in some weird place with a bunch of faceless women grabing my ass or something and as soon as I move it crashes and reboots my computer.
Anyone mind telling me what that faceless people place is? I always hear some people talking in the backround about some memory but no idea what they are saying.

^ you sure your pc can handle that ?

Well the only thing thats they say cant is my processor but ive seen people playing the game with the same processor as me and even if my processer cant handle it, it wouldnt make the computer reboot, only thing I can imagine is that it would make the game un playable due to low fps.