Convinced him to come with my ass today. I was gonna run there and meet him there since it's about the right distance from my house. But b1tch didn't want to make it seem like a coincidence or something so I ended up going in the car with him, sh1t.
GOt there and the joint was fkin closed. I fkin told that b1tch we should have called before going. Punk b1tch wanted us to just show up like that without telling them in advance. Anyway after a bit of cussin n hollerin n sh1t we go in the supermarket in the same shoping center. I was ready to just get the fk out of there. He was like a little damned k1d that goes straight to the candy sections and looks at all the other sweets and junk assed foods. Wouldn't catch my ass in those sections to save my damned life but I followed him. Took like 50 Farking minutes going back and forth deciding wtf he wanted to stuff his face with. Worse than a damned woman looking for a new dress. Motherfker bought a daggum carrot fcking cake. He was like "you gonna have to eat some of that if I come back home with this sh1t everyones gonna be like wtf" my ass was like "hell no son I'm not eating all that sh1t" had a straight assed fkin face. B1tch knew I was about to snap.
Went outside with his damn carrot fkin cake. Went in front of firehouse subs and sat down at the tables there. Most embarassing moment of my life sitting next to some punk with a whole damned carrot cake in front of him eating that sh1t. Eveyrone was passing by looking like wtf. After a while I was like "let's get the fk out of here" and walked back towards the car.
I'm still all fkin steamed up.
carrot cake
