Crazy party last night

[Fat_Smurf]

lol last night I was at some college party, the english college one, all those kid were wearing lacost polo and cap lulz.

this was like total chaos, they locked a guy in a bathroom, and raped the shit out of him pissing and throwing beer at him lulz, the guy turned berserk and destroyed the bathroom door and crushed the toilet, crackin' some brain. shit was hilarous.

Then we lost one of my friend outside, Farking morron ran ouside with no t-shirt at like what -20 degree?, saying I'm getting the **** out of there, cya guy. everyone though he was dead frozen somewhere in the street, he showed up even more drunk like 20 minute after.

We were dancing in front of the stage, then a guy pushed me in the back with his shoulder, so im like eh wtf?, then he push me again and harder. So I turn back and I'm about to smack that bitch. As I put my palm on his chest holding him away from me I notice that bitch is all contracted and his eyes are Farking dilated like hell. Kid is having a bad trip and is crying like a pussy and messing with everyone around, so I tell him alright go take a break dude, but we can't hear each other so the dude think im about to spank him so he kinda turn crazy and try to get closer for some thug hugging homo fight or something (was holding him like 2-3 feets away so I could smash his head at full power). So yeah he's trying to get on me and im getting nervous, cause that motherfucker is on coke, got lucky cause his friends realised I wasn't alone and those 3 guyz behind me we're all over 200 lbs and kinda watching my back (I'm the only one who isn't huge, probably why he picked on me, bitch should have checked my biceps instead of my shoulder size...) His friends took him away cause it wasnt looking good at all. He spent the rest of the night smashing a speaker and crying in a corner.


funniest shit is that all those rich spoiled kid (yeah college is kinda known for it) were picking with each other making some polo fight slapping each others icealya's way, acting all hard in front of their 14 yo hoe and stuff. But all of them were getting their ass out of our way when we were giving them some stallowned's lookalike stare of death. Retarded running in the hall got his hand stuck on my pocket watch's chain and breaked it, got me really pissed off, pumping some crazy mad blood, couldn't find him, but all of them moved on the wall as I was walking back picking my watch on the ground trying to find his ass.


Took a taxi at like 5 am, with some crazy girls who were trying to get me in their place, told them I was kinda useless at the moment.

[Sinner]

Shit that must`ve been one hell of a party lol xD
PS. Why didn`t you go with the girls lol?

[XemnasXD]

i went to a party once. We all dressed as fops and sat around criticizing the Bush Administration, Barbra Streisand, and the lack of towels. Oh it was ever so much fun....

[Fat_Smurf]

Shit that must`ve been one hell of a party lol xD
PS. Why didn`t you go with the girls lol?

pinnochio couldn't lie to them about what he took.


Regreted it though, I would have someone to talk to instead of staying up the whole night. -_-

[theblindarcher]

wow must of been fun i guess, YOU SHOULDA WENT WITH THE GIRLS!!!!

[Vindicator]

and you didnt invite me? asshole

lol @ your broken tool

[Krypt1c]

Fat_Smurf,i dont belive you.I think your making all this stuff up.Becouse okay ,lets say you have been at a party,drink,smoke,f0ck then u go home,sleep and then wake-up and u deside to post your aliby in the forum LOL! this makes me lough soo laud.Shit i hope im wrong, cuz if im not...your a hell'of a phatetic loser.
ur 24/7 at SRF
flame all u want i aint coming back to this thread :>

[Vindicator]

Fat_Smurf,i dont belive you.I think your making all this stuff up.Becouse okay ,lets say you have been at a party,drink,smoke,f0ck then u go home,sleep and then wake-up and u deside to post your aliby in the forum LOL! this makes me lough soo laud.Shit i hope im wrong, cuz if im not...your a hell'of a phatetic loser.
ur 24/7 at SRF
flame all u want i aint coming back to this thread :>

lol @ the noobie. Aint little kids so adorable?

[Fat_Smurf]

Fat_Smurf,i dont belive you.I think your making all this stuff up.Becouse okay ,lets say you have been at a party,drink,smoke,f0ck then u go home,sleep and then wake-up and u deside to post your aliby in the forum LOL! this makes me lough soo laud.Shit i hope im wrong, cuz if im not...your a hell'of a phatetic loser.
ur 24/7 at SRF
flame all u want i aint coming back to this thread :>

lul who the **** are you anyway? when my friend is back home I'll ask him for the pics of my pupils.

I posted it cause I got nothing better to do right now since I can't sleep einstein.

I know ur living in your basement, and it seem hard to believe that some people might have a social life or somehting, but im pretty sure misfits are a minority on srf.

[Snudge]

Fat_Smurf,i dont belive you.I think your making all this stuff up.Becouse okay ,lets say you have been at a party,drink,smoke,f0ck then u go home,sleep and then wake-up and u deside to post your aliby in the forum LOL! this makes me lough soo laud.Shit i hope im wrong, cuz if im not...your a hell'of a phatetic loser.
ur 24/7 at SRF
flame all u want i aint coming back to this thread :>

lol @ the noobie. Aint little kids so adorable?

don't know about the big world which is beyond their garden ^_^

[Jstar1]

I wonder if college parties are really like that, that would be funny

[Megami]

Fat_Smurf,i dont belive you.I think your making all this stuff up.Becouse okay ,lets say you have been at a party,drink,smoke,f0ck then u go home,sleep and then wake-up and u deside to post your aliby in the forum LOL! this makes me lough soo laud.Shit i hope im wrong, cuz if im not...your a hell'of a phatetic loser.
ur 24/7 at SRF
flame all u want i aint coming back to this thread :>

lul who the **** are you anyway? when my friend is back home I'll ask him for the pics of my pupils.

I posted it cause I got nothing better to do right now since I can't sleep einstein.

I know ur living in your basement, and it seem hard to believe that some people might have a social life or somehting, but im pretty sure misfits are a minority on srf.

aw smurfy you dont have to prove yourself to anyone, especially not a pathetic little child. if he doesnt believe you then let him go back in his dark little corner that he always sits in.

[Fat_Smurf]

Fat_Smurf,i dont belive you.I think your making all this stuff up.Becouse okay ,lets say you have been at a party,drink,smoke,f0ck then u go home,sleep and then wake-up and u deside to post your aliby in the forum LOL! this makes me lough soo laud.Shit i hope im wrong, cuz if im not...your a hell'of a phatetic loser.
ur 24/7 at SRF
flame all u want i aint coming back to this thread :>

lul who the **** are you anyway? when my friend is back home I'll ask him for the pics of my pupils.

I posted it cause I got nothing better to do right now since I can't sleep einstein.

I know ur living in your basement, and it seem hard to believe that some people might have a social life or somehting, but im pretty sure misfits are a minority on srf.

aw smurfy you dont have to prove yourself to anyone, especially not a pathetic little child. if he doesnt believe you then let him go back in his dark little corner that he always sits in.

what? I mean I got nice eyes

[SaoKill]

LMFAO, I want to see your puppulsas

[Sleepy1338]

This was better than some of stallowned's.

sorry stallowned

[Avalanche]

This isn't even a crazy party, seems actually tamed to me...

[SaoKill]

This isn't even a crazy party, seems actually tamed to me...

Example of your crazy? Tea and Crotchets!

[Avalanche]

This isn't even a crazy party, seems actually tamed to me...

Example of your crazy? Tea and Crotchets!

That story just sounds like a hangout with people drunk and acting stupid drunk, nothing special at all.

Since you aren't old enough to understand this, you probably think "z0MFG! wh4t THE ..... SHIT thats CRAYZZ O_!O"

[SaoKill]

Since you know my age right, dumbshit?
You try to act all cool, pretending you're some hardcore dude whose done it all, and jumped off Niagra Falls, no problems at all.

[Avalanche]

I don't know your age at all.

That is the fun part. Guessing through the tone and formality of your posts, I can conjure a conclusion that you are within an age of 12-14.

[SaoKill]

Guessing from the quantum of the name AvALancHE1, and the stupidity of your posts divided by the number squared to 8 by the possibility of Acing your Spelling Tests...

Your a Dumbass.
Congratulations

[Avalanche]

Guessing from the quantum of the name AvALancHE1, and the stupidity of your posts divided by the number squared to 8 by the possibility of Acing your Spelling Tests...

Your a Dumbass.
Congratulations

You have just proved my point further, thanks .

[SaoKill]

Guessing from the quantum of the name AvALancHE1, and the stupidity of your posts divided by the number squared to 8 by the possibility of Acing your Spelling Tests...

Your a Dumbass.
Congratulations

You have just proved my point further, thanks .

Proven that your theory of age-guessing off how I post is correct? No problem.

[dom]

Fat_Smurf,i dont belive you.I think your making all this stuff up.Becouse okay ,lets say you have been at a party,drink,smoke,f0ck then u go home,sleep and then wake-up and u deside to post your aliby in the forum LOL! this makes me lough soo laud.Shit i hope im wrong, cuz if im not...your a hell'of a phatetic loser.
ur 24/7 at SRF
flame all u want i aint coming back to this thread :>

He's from Quebec.

+Les Quebecoises sont tous cochonnes.



When I used to live in Longeuil, Fat_Smurf and I used to roll in the same gang colours. When we got to about 14, the life was too hard for me (chu moitier ontarien) and I moved to the country.

[Avalanche]

Guessing from the quantum of the name AvALancHE1, and the stupidity of your posts divided by the number squared to 8 by the possibility of Acing your Spelling Tests...

Your a Dumbass.
Congratulations

You have just proved my point further, thanks .

Proven that your theory of age-guessing off how I post is correct? No problem.

Nice grammar.

[SaoKill]

Nice grammar.

Thanks

[Fat_Smurf]

quit arguing in my post bitches, ou aint proving anything except that u are both probably wearing polo shirt right now

[SaoKill]

No, T-shirt

[Stallowned]

Damn you were about to get mangled.. should of removed his knees.

[Avalanche]

quit arguing in my post bitches, ou aint proving anything except that u are both probably wearing polo shirt right now

polo shirts are hella uncomfortable