ALmost got attacked by a mob of horny assed ch1cks

[Stallowned]

Wast at universal studios today walking my strong assed self around tryinhg to find the bathroom. Group of like 50 ch1cks were walking in my direction. All looked like hot assed b1tches. coudl tell they just had their eyes fixed on my badassed hairl1ne and my jacked frame. They were going wild. I ain't got time for this sh1t though. I kept a straight face, stared ahead and walked right past them like a badassed Polish Terminator. Ch1cks dig that kinda sh1t. Really shows them who the fkc is in charge if it came down to sh1t not like their pussy assed boyfriends with bony assed arms and their ha1rcut look like some homo assed b1tch. Don't even have any kind of hairl1ne.

[Rainigul]

I no dey be like DAAAYYUMMM dat's one hotass polack.

Word.

[_Angels]

i lol xD they should read what u just posted hahaha xD

[HOLLAstir]

I miss your stories! You should turn these little things into longer stories, they'd be a lot funnier then any of those copy/paste stories you did.

[satman83]

[Stallowned]

Sylvester Stallpwned.

[heroo]

hehe, you dam learned those biatches a lesson

[theblindarcher]

lol you sure they wernt looking at your giant belly while walking away from you?

[Valkorn]

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[†erminal]

Valkorn doesnt mean that stall, his crabs actin up.
Yesterday, i was chilling in the locker hallway waiting to go in the gym for my teamsports class.
Its 8am, i'm barely awake, kinda in a daze, and out of no where, a girl i've never met comes up and licks my check and says "Wassup *****"(we both be white). Half of me was shocked, the other half wanted to take her to the laundry room and get me some. Gonna get together with her later, and if anything starts, i'll have to keep a leash on her so she doesnt go licking other guys.

[Trice]

Oh god. He found more stories to steal.

[Fat_Smurf]

[quote="†erminal"]Valkorn doesnt mean that stall, his crabs actin up.
Yesterday, i was chilling in the locker hallway waiting to go in the gym for my teamsports class.
Its 8am, i'm barely awake, kinda in a daze, and out of no where, a girl i've never met comes up and licks my check and says "Wassup *****"(we both be white). Half of me was shocked, the other half wanted to take her to the laundry room and get me some. Gonna get together with her later, and if anything starts, i'll have to keep a leash on her so she doesnt go licking other guys.[/quote]



ROFL

XD


gotta show them they aren't the first hotties you've seen.

[Valkorn]

<<Flames edited - Ru>>

[0l3n]

<<Flames edited - Ru>>

Id ban you big time, I had a very close friend who died from cancer so F U.

[Xyzzzy]

<<Flames edited - Ru>>

Your really Farking cool kid. Go troll somewhere else, you've already struck a negative chord.

[Gaigemasta]

lol more full of urself than george bush and thats sayin sumthin "i support this issue cuz im a bad A$$ president and I got guns that can wipe ur mom up real good"

[Cereal_Killer]

You are a funny little man. Keep it up and you might just become my new hero. Were you on vacation at Universal? I live like an hour and a half away from there. I like City Walk. I saw Sean Paul and Pitbull there a few months ago.

What exactly does a Polish Terminator look like? Do you like to wear spandex and leather jackets?

[Stallowned]

You are a funny little man. Keep it up and you might just become my new hero. Were you on vacation at Universal? I live like an hour and a half away from there. I like City Walk. I saw Sean Paul and Pitbull there a few months ago.

What exactly does a Polish Terminator look like? Do you like to wear spandex and leather jackets?

I live in Orlando. My mom ohad two tickets from when she used to work there a long assed time ago.
I just walk straight with a straight assed face like Arnie in Terminator. I just use Pol1sh cuz of the stories I used to post (post, not write for any haters out there ).

lol more full of urself than george bush and thats sayin sumthin "i support this issue cuz im a bad A$$ president and I got guns that can wipe ur mom up real good"

It's just a little act I do online. In real life I'm probably the most humble person I know. Never talk about sh1t.

[Xyzzzy]

It's just a little act I do online. In real life I'm probably the most humble person I know. Never talk about sh1t.

awwe stall does have a human side

[Grimm-.-]

It's just a little act I do online. In real life I'm probably the most humble person I know. Never talk about sh1t.

awwe stall does have a human side

Hah... Impossible

[redneck]

Don't mess with the Polaks...