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Chuck Noris sues

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Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November. Author Ian Spector and two Web sites he runs to promote the book, including http://www.truthaboutchuck.com, are also named in the suit.

The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said.

It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."

"Some of the 'facts' in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities," the lawsuit alleges.

Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/wr_ ... pd7LxU.3QA

Didn't he do a Huckabee commercial where he embraced the jokes?Guess the Author should have cut him a fat check like Huckabee did.


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Uncle Chuck just wants the MONAY
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Chuck Norris has phailed us all now.
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lol that'll learn 'em, i didn't know someone actually tried to make a book about the chucknorris facts lol
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Chuck Norris doesnt need to take anyone to courts to sue them.


oh wait. apparantly he does. :(
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Trice wrote:Chuck Norris doesnt need to take anyone to courts to sue them.


oh wait. apparantly he does. :(


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too bad chuck doesn't own "mythical facts" silly chuck XD
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Pfft, Chuck Norris doesn't get judged, he is the judge!

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He should sue them, then buy them out, and make his own book about the facts.
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Itonami wrote:Uncle Chuck just wants the MONAY


lol true
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