Sex with robots? (real news article)

Anything else. Post a funny site or tell us about yourself. Discuss current events or whatever else you want. Post off topic threads here.
User avatar
Xyzzzy
Addicted Member
Posts: 2629
Joined: Sun May 20, 2007 10:20 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic
Contact:

Sex with robots? (real news article)

Post by Xyzzzy »

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22 ... 62,00.html

makes me wonder what people think sometimes
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

User avatar
Reise
Forum Legend
Posts: 6650
Joined: Tue May 16, 2006 12:35 am
Location: Off Topic
Contact:

Post by Reise »

Not far away? From what I've seen, people already do have sex with robots.
Image

User avatar
Blurred
Addicted Member
Posts: 2894
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:30 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic
Contact:

Post by Blurred »

Knowing my luck i would still end up going home with the fat ones! :(
Posted by: bignella of Adelaide 1:46pm October 15, 2007


lmfao someone posted that
CTRL+W = ?

----------------------------------------------
xFire: blurred1
Steam: l33chie

Stormprobe
Frequent Member
Posts: 1172
Joined: Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:39 am

Post by Stormprobe »

Vaseline anyone:)
<<banned from SRF for bot admission. -SG>>

User avatar
Xyzzzy
Addicted Member
Posts: 2629
Joined: Sun May 20, 2007 10:20 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic
Contact:

Post by Xyzzzy »

Blurred wrote:Knowing my luck i would still end up going home with the fat ones! :(
Posted by: bignella of Adelaide 1:46pm October 15, 2007


lmfao someone posted that

ROFl

didn't see that :P
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

Luoma
Veteran Member
Posts: 3895
Joined: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:23 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Artists Corner & Aege

Post by Luoma »

"At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, but once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot and it was great!' appear in a magazine like Cosmo, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon," he said.

lol everything that is written there is so sad :D
<<banned from SRF for proof of botting. -SG>>

Stormprobe
Frequent Member
Posts: 1172
Joined: Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:39 am

Post by Stormprobe »

"There are people right now who are ready to marry there own sex toys"

LOL. Wow marrying a vibrator how would that be like
<<banned from SRF for bot admission. -SG>>

User avatar
Silver0
Advanced Member
Posts: 2148
Joined: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:46 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: 5 Mins Ahead

Post by Silver0 »

cool ill be in my 30's
If the concept of us being all one consciousness's and us being one thing that lives endless through the cycle of nature the only clear emotion would be understanding .
we be in a utopia
Image

Shadowman20818
Loyal Member
Posts: 1506
Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:19 am

Post by Shadowman20818 »

I don't see why not.
-Back in '08-

User avatar
KittyKat
Common Member
Posts: 179
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:35 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: DSRO

Post by KittyKat »

OMFG... My kids ain't doing that. Ima shoot em if they would do that...

User avatar
Crumpets
Forum Legend
Posts: 7800
Joined: Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:58 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location:         

Post by Crumpets »

KittyKat wrote:OMFG... My kids ain't doing that. Ima shoot em if they would do that...


Well better than what Spielberg said the future would look like.

Demolition max ... having sex was something like Meditating next to each other =/
<< banned for being a constant problem. -cin >>

User avatar
Reise
Forum Legend
Posts: 6650
Joined: Tue May 16, 2006 12:35 am
Location: Off Topic
Contact:

Post by Reise »

Hehe reminds me of Ghost in the Shell. Human brains, but ROBOT bodies. Wheee. Here's hoping they make 'em really really lifelike at least.
Image

User avatar
KittyKat
Common Member
Posts: 179
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:35 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: DSRO

Post by KittyKat »

Alright. How about. U meet a robot... And u say: Let's make babies and sell them on eBay... I'll buy u some oil for that... :banghead:

User avatar
RuYi
Ex-Staff
Posts: 7145
Joined: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:39 am
Location: Done.

Post by RuYi »

If you noticed how serious people took the whole tamagotchi thing.. Then it could be very possible that people could fall in love with a robot in the future. So who knows.
Either way robots and computers will be having a way bigger role in our everyday life.
Maybe they will also have a bigger role in our every night life. :3
Image

User avatar
BlackFox
Forum Legend
Posts: 6588
Joined: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:43 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Oo Some where i dont know!!

Post by BlackFox »

oh my ... well real human is better then a robot .. hope nothing be broken for them ,when they have a love story ouch..
mwahahahahaha !!

User avatar
KittyKat
Common Member
Posts: 179
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:35 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: DSRO

Post by KittyKat »

If you noticed how serious people took the whole tamagotchi thing..

I had it when i was... 8-9 years old i guess... I was like :cry: when my pet died xDD

User avatar
Dystopia
Advanced Member
Posts: 2317
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:37 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Post by Dystopia »

Id rather die a virgin, at least then id still have my dignity...
Image

User avatar
XemnasXD
Chronicle Writer
Posts: 9841
Joined: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:20 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: US - Illidan

Post by XemnasXD »

couldn't you just stick a fleshlight in a heap of twisted metal and call it a day
Image Image
signatures by Hostage Co. <3
~PoP is DEAD! My sTyLe is Supa-Flat!!~

User avatar
Crumpets
Forum Legend
Posts: 7800
Joined: Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:58 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location:         

Post by Crumpets »

BlackFox wrote:oh my ... well real human is better then a robot .. hope nothing be broken for them ,when they have a love story ouch..


OMG THE FUCKING IRONY !
<< banned for being a constant problem. -cin >>

User avatar
TacticalMedic
Active Member
Posts: 610
Joined: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:30 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: BG

Post by TacticalMedic »

How lame, only 30 year-old computer geek virgins will be buying those, and maybe some desperate people, but I doubt its success, especially when predictions are 40 years from now...
Image

JacksColon wrote:yes, but which one do you think enjoys taking it in the ass? that's the ultimate question and deciding factor for me :P

User avatar
XemnasXD
Chronicle Writer
Posts: 9841
Joined: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:20 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: US - Illidan

Post by XemnasXD »

I think if robots were smart enough to fall in love with ppl they'd probably decide to conquer us instead a-la matrix
Image Image
signatures by Hostage Co. <3
~PoP is DEAD! My sTyLe is Supa-Flat!!~

User avatar
KittyKat
Common Member
Posts: 179
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:35 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: DSRO

Post by KittyKat »

XemnasXD wrote:I think if robots were smart enough to fall in love with ppl they'd probably decide to conquer us instead a-la matrix

+1

User avatar
RuYi
Ex-Staff
Posts: 7145
Joined: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:39 am
Location: Done.

Post by RuYi »

Crumpets wrote:
BlackFox wrote:oh my ... well real human is better then a robot .. hope nothing be broken for them ,when they have a love story ouch..


OMG THE FUCKING IRONY !

I can't stop laughing! :D

XemnasXD wrote:I think if robots were smart enough to fall in love with ppl they'd probably decide to conquer us instead a-la matrix

Hush! Don't bring my computer on a creepy idea. >>
Image

User avatar
KittyKat
Common Member
Posts: 179
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:35 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: DSRO

Post by KittyKat »

XemnasXD wrote:
I think if robots were smart enough to fall in love with ppl they'd probably decide to conquer us instead a-la matrix

Hush! Don't bring my computer on a creepy idea. >>

lol'd

User avatar
No reply
Common Member
Posts: 155
Joined: Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:46 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Post by No reply »

How will I know the damn thing isn't faking it?


Classic :D

User avatar
Sharp324
Senior Member
Posts: 4383
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:24 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Post by Sharp324 »

Damn that means everyone here with a real doll, its going to be obsolete soon.
------------------------------

User avatar
Draquish
Elite Member
Posts: 6423
Joined: Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:25 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: ____

Post by Draquish »

I'm afraid the male gender will be wiped out after this... :shock:

User avatar
PB_and_J
Ex-Staff
Posts: 2639
Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:18 am
Location: 4 hour jack sessions with stallowned

Post by PB_and_J »

Crumpets wrote:
BlackFox wrote:oh my ... well real human is better then a robot .. hope nothing be broken for them ,when they have a love story ouch..


OMG THE FUCKING IRONY !


Hahahah :D
Image

User avatar
BlackFox
Forum Legend
Posts: 6588
Joined: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:43 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Oo Some where i dont know!!

Post by BlackFox »

is nothing to hahaha And you weasel crumpet stop it.!
mwahahahahaha !!

User avatar
FireVortex
Advanced Member
Posts: 2005
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:37 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Post by FireVortex »

[SD]draquish wrote:I'm afraid the male gender will be wiped out after this... :shock:


i fear as well :shock: :shock:
Image
Sacchin wrote:The dickatry is spreading around on srf faster then the flu.

Image

Post Reply

Return to “Off Topic Lounge”