Read This!!!!!! Hilarious!! Guild War Story!!!

Synergy · Post by **Synergy** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:25 pm

I already posted this is Greece thread, but i want every1 to see it.

Hi, My name is _Synergy_. This is how the story goes.

At about 3 am west coast time, J4mR0cK declared war on Ainokea guild. Our GM (MasterKoa) was pvping outside of DW south gate when this happened. He accidentally accepted war (knowing that J4mR0cK was a better guild). The Ainokea guild and J4mR0cK have been in a fight for the past few months, pretty much for no reason. <<removed. -SG>>. But anyways, we ran into safe zone, not wanting to die. Let me break the guilds down for you:

Ainokea (Lv5) (Catastrophe/ Death2All Union)

MasterKoa Lv64 (GM)
CarlangasX Lv69
Krazy_2 Lv55
Kimsue Lv55
HawnBear Lv52
DragonKiller Lv50
MadCatChris Lv45
_Synergy_ (Me) Lv44 Now im 45 =)
Duster2631 Lv43
tonoG Lv40
XxXAndrewXxX Lv27
Any1 I forgot im sorry.

J4mR0cK (Lv5) (PureEntity Union)

t1Mo Lv78+ (GM)
Krysis Lv70+
(Forgot his name) 70+
Trikd Lv48
Tazira Lv45
Detrimental Lv26
xkonix Lv29

Now, u might notice that J4mR0cK has alot higher lvls than us. The war was only a 24 hour war. So, the first few hours we were losing about 3-0. Considering that t1Mo only gets about 1 point for killing a low lvl. So, after I had gone to bed the score was J4mR0cK -3 Ainokea -0. When I woke up and logged into the game. The score was then 72-0 J4mR0cK lead. I was like holy s***, who died so many times. I found out that MasterKoa and gone out on a FireBull and then t1Mo killed the bull, and got points for it. (He had to kill them with Mercs.) So yea, I was doubting this war. A little later HawnBear noticed some1 from J4mR0cK in his party (Detrimental Lv26). LOL, so i went and killed him. I got 1/ONE/UNO point (remember that i got 1 point). I ended up killing him 4 different times b4 t1Mo and Trikd and all the other high lvls came. So now the score was like 72-4. Whoopy were catching up. After I died from Trikd and HawnBear got killed by Krysis. And also DragonKiller killed Trikd, the score was now 116-76 J4mR0cK. Now I was like, wow we can win this.

Then it started to get exciting. Someone that our guild is close friends with named Xooma, was scouting for J4mR0cK's members for us. He located a lvl45 named Tazira grinding somewhere near the bunwangs. Which was exactly where i was grinding at that exact same time. I was almost out of potions, but i said "wth" ill go find her. DragonKiller was out on his way to help me. When I found Tazira we started to atack her (Shes a full str glavie) She started to run, I zerked and got 1 last nuke off, and killed her. IT GAVE ME 130 POINTS WOOT!!!!. Now if u remember the score from before, the score was now like 206-116 Ainokea. YEA!!!.
So were like sh** we should play this safe, so we hung out for a little bit, and had arguements with t1Mo in hotan. I have to say, no offense to any1 thats friends with t1Mo, but he makes some really stupid comments. So yea. I went to bed that night and we were still winning, but the score had increased to 208-116 when Krazy_2 killed Trikd out at TigerGirl area.

When I woke up, I found out that the final score was somewhere around 300-120 Ainokea win. We got the extra points when XxXAndrewXxX Lv26 killed xnovix Lv29. While I was asleep tonoG, globaled that we had won the war with J4mR0cK. Knowing t1Mo and his comments he globaled back that the reason we won was because we killed his low lvls. (Hmm RRg) Huh ¿?) Is this the dumbest comment uve ever heard. If we killed his low lvls, what does that make us to t1Mo- High lvls?. To t1Mo we are all low lvls to him, he could 1 hit any of us without mercs. But being stupid, he bought them anyways. And another point, if we only killed his low lvls ( dont u remember when I got 1 Point for killed Detrimental) then we would have had to kill them 300 TIMES. Doesnt make sense huh. <<removed. -SG>>. Most of our points actaully came from our lower lvls killing higher lvls. If u didnt notice in my story, CarlangasX or MasterKoa DIDNT KILL ANYONE. So t1Mo plz just STFU and admit that u lost to some1 thats lower lvl that u. And u SUCK!!! J4mR0cK SUCKS. His whole plan backfired on him. SUCKA!!

EDIT: Plz no offense to any PureEntity union, im just siked and mad at t1Mo. Love u ALL!! StealMySoda is my homie, and thx to Manowar for the reassurance when i needed a new guild.

Later on. Ill post the pick of winning the war.

Thank you all for reading this story. I <3 Ainokea, they're like a family to me. I love everyone in that guild. <<removed. -SG>> Ainokea Represent!!!!!!!! Peace out...

Aviator · Post by **Aviator** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:33 pm

Cool war

I want one of those

*Goes away to ask his guild member for a guild war

munchyy · Post by **munchyy** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:53 pm

Im kind of confused, because you say that you're level 4x yet the sig shows you're 6x?

Congrats anyways, winning wars is always fun, especially vs. people you dislike.

iSteal · Post by **iSteal** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:58 pm

Gratz...sort of.

Synergy · Post by **Synergy** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:59 pm

munchyy wrote:Im kind of confused, because you say that you're level 4x yet the sig shows you're 6x?

Congrats anyways, winning wars is always fun, especially vs. people you dislike.

where did i say i was 4x, im lvl45 (6x). =)

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:09 pm

Synergy wrote:
munchyy wrote:Im kind of confused, because you say that you're level 4x yet the sig shows you're 6x?

Congrats anyways, winning wars is always fun, especially vs. people you dislike.

where did i say i was 4x, im lvl45 (6x). =)

HUH??
6X= lvl 60-69..
Your none of the above.

5m0k3 · Post by **5m0k3** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:11 pm

hes 65 lol type i guess

StealMySoda · Post by **StealMySoda** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:24 pm

t1Mo's a good guy, I guess you just got on the wrong side of him.

IceCrash · Post by **IceCrash** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:30 pm

yea, t1mo is a gd guy.
And finally there some action going on at greece, very nice guys

Website · Post by **satman83** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:33 pm

whos t1mo?

mistery · Post by **mistery** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:39 am

satman83 wrote:whos t1mo?

It's t1mo.

XuChu · Post by **XuChu** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:05 am

and i thought this story was going to be funny, dont label a story of a result of bad SRO guildscoring system as "funny"

jarrod · Post by **jarrod** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:41 am

conclusion...t1mo is a sucka......
synergy is lvl 4+........well glad ainokea win cuz i dont want to seemy union members lose...

sagelanoj · Post by **sagelanoj** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:42 am

Wants me want to have a guild war. (Well if we win anyways)

purified · Post by **purified** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:07 am

Lol, nice one

GodsAngel · Post by **GodsAngel** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:11 am

that is funny, =( something happened to like that to DxD on Venice way back in our heyday except we lost because of that.

this was back in the day when CCF was just coming out, and the only guild doing it was this guild called ToXiC, dont know if anyone remembers them. Anyway we were duking it out, I was unfortunately 10 levels higher than most of my members and the opposing guilds so I was just fooling around letting them whack eachother around.

My computer lags out, I come back I find I died no biggy, they were now in the lead by like 2 points, lil asswipes stay inside for 3 hours giving them the win... zzz I'm wondering how I died at all and realize every single one of them is holding som+5~ sosun weopons. This was when monkeys weren't worth 1gold to npc. After that us and ToXic got pretty tight, I don't know why....

retarded story but I'm in a stupid mood right now so there you go.

t1Mo · Post by **t1Mo** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:16 am

l o l...i am t1Mo...let me clear this up....First...Ainokea CANNOT beat J4mR0cK...I sent this war as a joke because of my passionate dislike for most Ainokea's members...but MasterKoa..clearly lacking hand eye coordination hit confirm instead of cancel..i was the only one in guild online at the time so they sat in safe zone..MasterKoa got on ox and was hopping in and out of safe zone..so...i summoned mercs to take it down...they stay in safe zone til they go to sleep or went to grind (who knows r cares)...i leave eventually..and come back next day to see that we r ahead.(this is obviously a b***$*** war so i didnt really care) ..Ainokea later on decided to hunt some lower lvls to get ahead...4 or 5 of them mobbed Tazira while she was grinding , synergy got the last hit in zerc...so..that put them well ahead...for the next 14 HOURS (FOURTEEN) or so..Ainokea sat in safe zone...refusing to fight even their lvl form my guild..which is btw a LOT bigger than the 7 members he mentioned...That joke..was by no means a war..its as XuChu puts it ...the result of bad sro scoring...If Ainokea wants a real war they know how to reach me...ppl who know me..know i dont passionately dislike just anybody and im not a 'b**** about everything'...Synergy the only reason u call all my comments stupid is cuz u lack the mental capacity to grasp what i say...and u always feel stupid so u stfu...it wasnt bad enough for u in front of the whole server ? u had to bring it to srf...i made an account for this **** lol ...plz reply...hm doubt u will...u've used up ur biggest weapons..calling us 'gay' and saying i suck...Or do u have more 3 - 5 letter words to throw at me...Pathetic preteen....u'r gona b more than a handful for ur parents when u hit puberty

Zing · Post by **Zing** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:05 am

The ending justify the huge amount of internet ego of the opposing has.

In other words, because of your unwitty joke, you lost. I guess it's karma.

sagelanoj · Post by **sagelanoj** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:17 am

GodsAngel wrote:that is funny, =( something happened to like that to DxD on Venice way back in our heyday except we lost because of that.

this was back in the day when CCF was just coming out, and the only guild doing it was this guild called ToXiC, dont know if anyone remembers them. Anyway we were duking it out, I was unfortunately 10 levels higher than most of my members and the opposing guilds so I was just fooling around letting them whack eachother around.

My computer lags out, I come back I find I died no biggy, they were now in the lead by like 2 points, lil asswipes stay inside for 3 hours giving them the win... zzz I'm wondering how I died at all and realize every single one of them is holding som+5~ sosun weopons. This was when monkeys weren't worth 1gold to npc. After that us and ToXic got pretty tight, I don't know why....

retarded story but I'm in a stupid mood right now so there you go.

I think this ending should happen to all guild wars. Becoming "tight" rather than becoming polar opposites. Don't you think? :?:

So I totally agree with Zing on his conclusion. Sorry Synergy. :cry:

t1Mo · Post by **t1Mo** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:44 am

u r right Zing...but synergy using this as some sort of justification to flame us on srf is simply retarded...He is a little kid who isnt capable of keeping up with me in an argument in game..so he comes to srf where i dont post so he can freely flame, hoping that ppl will laugh at 'a set of high lvl bullies'<<pathetic..that is my reason for posting..not to argue whether we lost a "war" or not. as i said..ppl who know me know that i am far from the b***y high lvl this kid is making me out to be [what a retarded thread, just pathetic]

IceCrash · Post by **IceCrash** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:49 am

tbh, i think that in a normal guild war jamrock would win without a doubt... I can say t1mo is a very gd player, hes strong.
About ainokea guild, i dunno.
What i can say is that if you gab to everybody u won in a war like that, than you must be stupid lol.
IceCrash here~~

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