got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

[I Am Vegeta]

ayyy lmaoooooo was at a all-you-can-eat pizza place last night after the bar, swallowing major pizza and ice cream gains of prosperity then my bro was trying to flirt some 5/10 sloot while my other bro was reading some bibble song he found in some flyer some guy left there.

anyway that girl had eyes pretty close to each others lollll so we were arguing about something random then she started to call me out of my muscles said i was a retarded meatball and I didnt knew **** because i was on steroids.

wich i replied "ayyylmao calme down sloot im just eating my ice cream listening to some good quality gospel trying to enjoy the ment, i don't want no beef with some miss popotato eyed sloot"

then BANG sloot ****ing punched me lmfao, spilled ice cream everywhere couldnt ****ing stand up i was way to drunk and laughing way too much, bros were loling hard. Bitch kept yelling **** asking other randoms guys to beat the **** out of me, other guys were just loling at the whole thing.

Gospel bro stood up walked to the ice cream machine, started to fill his pockets with sprinkles and nuts then yelled PEACEOUT YALL RETARD **** than ran away like he just owned the **** out of everyone LOLOOOLLLLL omg i was ****ing dead crying on the floor rolling in da ice cream this was beautiful.


i think the girl left the place crying because no one was giving her attention.


best night ever

[Love]

Why didn't you retaliate ? Scared much ?

[I Am Vegeta]

Why didn't you retaliate ? Scared much ?

was loling way too much

[DarkJackal]

I couldn't even read that, but I hope it hurt.

[BuDo]

..not really...

[*BlackFox]

How do you feel today? lulz

[.curve]

Are you and your friends the loud obnoxious types that are way annoying in a diner where everyone's just trying to chill?

I suspect you are. Eh, every place has their crowd like you guys. Most of us just ignore you

[ShaDeVi]

was was one of dem body builder chicks and twice bigger than you ?

[I Am Vegeta]

Are you and your friends the loud obnoxious types that are way annoying in a diner where everyone's just trying to chill?

I suspect you are. Eh, every place has their crowd like you guys. Most of us just ignore you

yeah we are, we're all 6'+ master race and weight lifter, we run this shit.

[.curve]

Are you and your friends the loud obnoxious types that are way annoying in a diner where everyone's just trying to chill?

I suspect you are. Eh, every place has their crowd like you guys. Most of us just ignore you

yeah we are, we're all 6'+ master race and weight lifter, we run this shit.

fuck yeah

[*BlackFox]

yeah we are, we're all 6'+ master race and weight lifter, we run this shit.

Even when you're age... 70 ? xD

[I Am Vegeta]

yeah we are, we're all 6'+ master race and weight lifter, we run this shit.

Even when you're age... 70 ? xD

im 25 bruh

[DarkJackal]