lol @ anyone who drinks alcohol while clubbing

[I Am Vegeta]

lol @ anyone who drinks alcohol while clubbing

do you realise how beta you actually look by standing around with a beer held to your chest? it signals that you're common and uninteresting, and girls probably wont even look twice at you if you're adopting this classic loser pose

classy men drink tea while clubbing. it makes you stand out from the crowd, shows you're not afraid of public opinion, and actually enhances your mind and your wit instead of dulling it. you'll radiate maturity and confidence, which will be in stark contrast to 90% of the other guys there.

srs, the absolute highest quality girls in the club will go for the guy who is enjoying an earl grey, savouring the taste and being at peace with his surroundings while 100% sober. the high quality girls will likely be into either yoga or working out, and they will value that you take care of your body by choosing tea over a toxin. if you haven't tried the tea route already, its about time you did.

[Tasdik]

Real men drink sweet tea.

[Crowley]

Nope.