What is Skyrim?
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What is Skyrim?
Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal.
http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim ... maneuvers/
http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim ... maneuvers/

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cbkilla wrote:pfft my forum is better http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=66
this has got to be a joke
Destroying our economy!
Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!
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It's satire and it's not funny.
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"do you feel like a homosexual after playing Skyrim" lmao
The sad part is i wasnt sure if it was for real or sarcasm while i was reading the article.
The sad part is i wasnt sure if it was for real or sarcasm while i was reading the article.
let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO
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UnbeatableDevil wrote:"do you feel like a homosexual after playing Skyrim" lmao
The sad part is i wasnt sure if it was for real or sarcasm while i was reading the article.
Same thing. I thought it was actually for real. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me that some people might be that much farked up

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In case people didn't know, those sites are for parody purposes. They "act" like super crazy Christians. It's all fake.
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Yeah, just as Takolin said. I didn't know at first, though. Good to know for future trolls 

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In that report, the Times noted: "Oh, by the way: ChristWire is all one big joke. Not the readership — which hit a high of 27 million page views in August — but the content, the opinions and the fake authors who write the stuff. "
http://www.stinkyjournalism.org/editord ... hp?id=1165
It is a satire-joke website. Ya'll got troll'd.
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Lmao @ the people that thought christwire.org was legit... I'm pretty sure MSNBC has quoted them a few times now. (and got caught)

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i love christwire... theres people who actually think this is true, which is funny as hell


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"christwire" true masters in the art of trolling. eh?Fiction wrote:Lmao @ the people that thought christwire.org was legit... I'm pretty sure MSNBC has quoted them a few times now. (and got caught)

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Goseki wrote:In case people didn't know, those sites are for parody purposes. They "act" like super crazy Christians. It's all fake.
Oh, in that case, it's awesome.

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Personally, I didn't think it was too funny. The jokes were un-classy and cheap; they made references that were barely even relevant to actual game play. Referring magic casting to flinging sperm at your homosexual partner? How is that even funny? How can that even be perceived in such a way even in the context of satire? Cheap jokes, seriously.
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Saw this on reddit a few days ago.
and this. Tries too hard to be funny.
MrTwilliger wrote:Personally, I didn't think it was too funny. The jokes were un-classy and cheap; they made references that were barely even relevant to actual game play. Referring magic casting to flinging sperm at your homosexual partner? How is that even funny? How can that even be perceived in such a way even in the context of satire? Cheap jokes, seriously.
and this. Tries too hard to be funny.
Re: What is Skyrim?
Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard
wait, what?
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