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sick cast. cannot wait for this one..
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Lindsey Lohan
Steven Seagal

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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.AWAKE. wrote:Lindsey Lohan
Steven Seagal

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ewwww

alba is hot though. And isnt the girl at 1:00 from avatar?
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Well at least Michelle Rodriguez looked good.
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Tarantino and Rodriguez? I'm down.
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looks kewl beans.
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i actually saw this trailer way back last year but without the rest of the cast. only machete. :? then saw it again now..

cast:
Danny Trejo ... Machete
Michelle Rodriguez ... Luz
Jessica Alba ... Sartana
Robert De Niro ... Senator McLaughlin
Lindsay Lohan ... April Benz
Cheech Marin ... Padre Benito del TorO
Jeff Fahey ... Michael Benz
Steven Seagal ... Torrez
Don Johnson ... Lt. Stillman
Cheryl Chin ... Torrez's Henchwoman
Electra Avellan ... Nurse Mona
Elise Avellan ... Sexy Nurse #2
Rose McGowan ... Cherry Darling
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"They just fucked with the wrong Mexican." lol.

I'd probably rent it or watch it on the interwebs.
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this better be real xD.
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Yay ! Will watch for sure :yay:
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haha brilliant :D
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mucho mexican, amigo?
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Looks.... boring as ****? :?:
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Michelle Rodriguez @ 1:07 -jizz in my pants-
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Any boobez ? :)
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fox removed the video :|
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meh
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Am I the only one with a fetish for Jessica Alba :oops:
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Thee_UniQue wrote:Am I the only one with a fetish for Jessica Alba :oops:

Oh gawd no :sohappy:
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Kah00ner wrote:
Thee_UniQue wrote:Am I the only one with a fetish for Jessica Alba :oops:

Oh gawd no :sohappy:


You know it :sohappy:
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