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[NEWS] a lunatic ninja broke into the house

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"My initial thought when I was half awake was: it's a lunatic ninja coming through the window," the 42-year-old told The Associated Press on Monday. "It seems about as likely as a kangaroo breaking in."

But his relief was short-lived. Moments later, he heard his 10-year-old son Leighton Beman scream from bed: "There's a 'roo in my room!"

Ettlin, a chef originally from the Swiss city of Stans, wrestled the thrashing and bleeding 90 pound (40 kilogram) marsupial out the front door.

"I think he's a hero: a hero in Bonds undies," Verity Beman, 39, said of her husband.

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A dingo ate my baby.
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Lol, Bricks must have been shat >.>
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