i got a call from the united states governemnt

[CrimsonNuker]

You: Hello?
Them: err.. Hello Sir...
You: What is it?
Them: JOIN THE ARMY PL0X!! *hang up*

[Grimm-.-]

>.> <.< what would happen if u answered and said F*** you. Probably nothing good lol

Lmfao... I would pay to see someone do that....lmao

[theblindarcher]

OR! maybe its not from teh rectutment station it might be for having sex with little girls
*faint*

[zxcv12345]

i didn't think they could give cell phone numbers away

[hootsh]

Just answer the phone "Bin Laden funding foundation".

ROFLOL


Man my government never calls...

Speaking of prank phone calls with the government..true story a friend of mine once called the police and it was like this:

Friend: Euhmm..hello

PoliceGuy: Hello.

Friend: I'd like to place an order please, 3 bottles of milk..1 liter each..and 2 jars of tomato sauce..heinz preferably..to 30 lion street.

PoliceGuy: This is the police station you idiot..

Friend: So?

PoliceGuy: Thats not really funny

Friend: But your ad said 'To protect & serve'

I know pretty lame lol

[John_Doe]

^ i love your sig.

[avenqerz]

It is probably the Army recruitment office...?

DING! You win a free trip to exotic places! Just call 1-800-DIE-ARMY