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I really like a person who is so called PURE, a virgin when i marry her(if i get married), i gain more trust for her than any of the people/woman i see.?


Virgins, both male & female, suck in bed.
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's that mean I have a chance? lol
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Barotix wrote:
Pinoy_Archer wrote:I really like a person who is so called PURE, a virgin when i marry her(if i get married), i gain more trust for her than any of the people/woman i see.?


Virgins, both male & female, suck in bed.


To be Honest... many experienced people said that "...thats the fun part..."
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Pinoy_Archer wrote:
Barotix wrote:
Pinoy_Archer wrote:I really like a person who is so called PURE, a virgin when i marry her(if i get married), i gain more trust for her than any of the people/woman i see.?


Virgins, both male & female, suck in bed.


To be Honest... many experienced people said that "...thats the fun part..."

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I've heard some people say that as well.

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Alot of girls also do one night stands just to get some loving attention, girls that don't have alot of friends and are lonely.
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Anyone else not find this surprising at all?

That's what some men do. They go all out on dinner or some gift or pretend to be something they're not or some shit to just get a swift lay.

But then again, some people are sluts, or really, really horny, or both!
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Pinoy_Archer wrote:
Barotix wrote:
Pinoy_Archer wrote:I really like a person who is so called PURE, a virgin when i marry her(if i get married), i gain more trust for her than any of the people/woman i see.?


Virgins, both male & female, suck in bed.


To be Honest... many experienced people said that "...thats the fun part..."


What is fun about being a quick-shot or having blood on your junk?
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Pinoy_Archer wrote:
I really like a person who is so called PURE, a virgin when i marry her(if i get married), i gain more trust for her than any of the people/woman i see.?



People like "Her" are reasons why marriages get broken.
She is virgin, you have sex, she sees how awesome sex it is, tells herself how stupid she was because she was saving herself for "THE ONE", and starts being interested in other guys, then cheats on you.

Sex is not act related to God or anything like that, sex is just sex, and its REALLY importmant part of relationship.
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Barotix wrote:What is fun about being a quick-shot or having blood on your junk?


Well sure that could be a problem if neither party has done anything remotely experimental with themselves. Unless you live in some weird ass puritan society I doubt many "virgins" you actually come across would encounter these issues.
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Barotix wrote:
What is fun about being a quick-shot or having blood on your junk?


maybe it's all the excitement for doing in for teh first time
maybe after the 50th time everything become a routine in some robotic way

but let me get this
you actually prefer an "experienced" woman who have been fvcked by 100 dicks & who'll give this awesome blowjob only because she had another 200 dicks up her throat than a virgin ?
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Pinoy_Archer wrote:
Barotix wrote:
Pinoy_Archer wrote:I really like a person who is so called PURE, a virgin when i marry her(if i get married), i gain more trust for her than any of the people/woman i see.?


Virgins, both male & female, suck in bed.


To be Honest... many experienced people said that "...thats the fun part..."


Those people are dumb. Sex gets better with experience. The more experience a person has, the better the sex. I guess if your 2# or early 3# and you decide to settle down you could go on a journey exploring different this and different that but by that age you've missed out an a huge amount of experience with different people who are probably into different things so you learn different things....

Sex the first time is normally awkward. There's pain, neither person knows what the other person wants, they don't know how fast or hard etc...figuring that all out isn't fun, i guess if there is some deep emotional attachment that i can't fathom maybe it could be but on the real its just a pain in the ass and most people would probably prefer to skip the awkward learning phase and just jump into the great sex phase if they had a choice...
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So whats the correlation between attractiveness(which varies by opinion) and testosterone levels???????? :?
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Sounds like a load of bullshit. Seems like the whole thing was designed simply to intrigue people rather than report the facts. They seriously need to be a bit more diverse in selecting the women they interview. From the looks of it, they were talking to a bunch of cheap, gangbang material whores and 1 old religious weirdo.

Whatever happened to fun, pleasure, excitement, and dare I say, love? Pity sex? Seriously? Gimme' a goddamn break.

The only thing from that report that I think is true is that men are less harsh than women when it comes to deciding whether someone from the opposite gender is fuckable or not. For most guys, if a woman has at least a 5/10 face, a visible pair of tits, and she looks free of any skin disease, she's good to go.

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First oral = Great, not necessarily the best.
First time sex = forget the hype. It's not like the thing's gonna' turn into a loose tire after several screwing sessions, so quit babbling about this "virgin sex is the best" prude bullshit.

@Pinoy: It really seems like you're talking to a bunch of religious zealots who are trying to spread all this bullshit to promote sexual abstinence as recommended by the church.
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inky wrote:Sounds like a load of bullshit. Seems like the whole thing was designed simply to intrigue people rather than report the facts. They seriously need to be a bit more diverse in selecting the women they interview. From the looks of it, they were talking to a bunch of cheap, gangbang material whores and 1 old religious weirdo.

Whatever happened to fun, pleasure, excitement, and dare I say, love? Pity sex? Seriously? Gimme' a goddamn break.

The only thing from that report that I think is true is that men are less harsh than women when it comes to deciding whether someone from the opposite gender is fuckable or not. For most guys, if a woman has at least a 5/10 face, a visible pair of tits, and she looks free of any skin disease, she's good to go.

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First oral = Great, not necessarily the best.
First time sex = forget the hype. It's not like the thing's gonna' turn into a loose tire after several screwing sessions, so quit babbling about this "virgin sex is the best" prude bullshit.

@Pinoy: It really seems like you're talking to a bunch of religious zealots who are trying to spread all this bullshit to promote sexual abstinence as recommended by the church.

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! First of all I'm not a religious person, tbh, i dont even want to go to church! i barely believed in GOD!?
but let me ask you?...

has religion done anything bad? huh?

your view of SEX is only for FUN!?

Not Until someone get pregnant...

Condom, birth control pills, withdrawal, all those other BS can lessen the probability of getting someone pregnant. But what if all you ran out of luck...She got Pregnant?


the next question will be: "what's next Handsome?" raise the child in a proper way? i dont think so... I've seen everything! all the same results.

and most of the time the results aint pretty. (to lazy to type what would happen...)

Religion might have been made by someone who so called god of earth creator of every blah blah blah... etc and shit stuff. But have you ever think about what religion has to offer in life (not the thing going to heaven shit). I mean its doctrine, it never said anything bad, it didnt say "go jump a building" or "strap yourself with C4's then run to the pentagon". What have you against the Christian Religion? NO FUN? because everything it says on the "DO NOT DO LIST" is what you desire? RIGHT?! They shouldn't have post it if it havent got a very good reason.

I may not convince you, but hope i have made you think for a while.
Cause life is much more precious than everything on the earth grouped together.
I feel sorry for all the babies that are being thrown in dumps, creeks, and even burned in trash cans in here.

*continuing making replies on other people above*
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what i meant in religion is in the category of Christian Religion
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A real soldier has blood on his sword.
Mozes also loved crossing the red sea.

o wait, this isn't about virgins, it's about having sex with a girl while she's havin her period.
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Icealya wrote:A real soldier has blood on his sword.
Mozes also loved crossing the red sea.

o wait, this isn't about virgins, it's about having sex with a girl while she's havin her period.


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Icealya wrote:A real soldier has blood on his sword.
Mozes also loved crossing the red sea.

o wait, this isn't about virgins, it's about having sex with a girl while she's havin her period.


I know it as "A real skipper also fares the red sea"
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Ash wrote:
Barotix wrote:
What is fun about being a quick-shot or having blood on your junk?


maybe it's all the excitement for doing in for teh first time
maybe after the 50th time everything become a routine in some robotic way

but let me get this
you actually prefer an "experienced" woman who have been fvcked by 100 dicks & who'll give this awesome blowjob only because she had another 200 dicks up her throat than a virgin ?
well good luck


Experience isn't just sleeping with 100's of men. you don't need to be a slut to have experience...

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Of course sex is used to make babies Archer, but have you ever tried walking into a bar, meeting a nice girl, then after a few drinks you guys go to her place and the first thing that comes out of your mouth is "hey, let's have sex to make babies." :shock:

I can assure you that most of the marital and pre-marital marriage sex that takes place among regular people are not done for the sole purpose of baby-making. If you think otherwise, then you're in for a big shock.

And run out of luck with condoms, birth control pills, and pull out method?
So, basically you're telling me that I should abstain right? lol.
Go enjoy your sad excuse for remaining a virgin. :roll:

Part of my job description when I walk into the clinical field is to educate people about the benefits of contraceptive methods (except pulling out), so I'm pretty sure I know more than to get my self into a sticky situation. I don't know about you but having sex (not being addicted to sex) also does improve a person's mental health - it's a normal part of everyone's lives.

And please don't get me started with that religious bullshit. My problem with religion extends far more than "no fun in bed." Besides, I'm not that naive to think that everyone who goes to church or believes in God are all orthodox followers. People will fuck each other whether you like it or not. I just call it as it is; "virgin sex after marriage is the best" does sound like something straight out of a religious zealots handbook.

Anyway...

I don't really expect much from a prude male making excuses for being a virgin.
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Pinoy_Archer wrote:has religion done anything bad? huh?


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Bastet wrote:
Ash wrote:
Barotix wrote:
What is fun about being a quick-shot or having blood on your junk?


maybe it's all the excitement for doing in for teh first time
maybe after the 50th time everything become a routine in some robotic way

but let me get this
you actually prefer an "experienced" woman who have been fvcked by 100 dicks & who'll give this awesome blowjob only because she had another 200 dicks up her throat than a virgin ?
well good luck


Experience isn't just sleeping with 100's of men. you don't need to be a slut to have experience...


would make it a lot easier though.

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Reise wrote:
Pinoy_Archer wrote:has religion done anything bad? huh?


lol



I kinda missed that part speed-reading through that sea of cow manure.

Man...I think I died a little on the inside. :cry:
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the reason you can't get some isn't cuz you're ugly.
the reason you're ugly is cuz you can't get some.

Don't ask how I got that.
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WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! First of all I'm not a religious person, tbh, i dont even want to go to church! i barely believed in GOD!?


This is called denial.
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7. To relieve a migraine or stress headache


^ so true.
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Amelie wrote:
7. To relieve a migraine or stress headache


^ so true.


Maybe for ladies. For guys it makes headaches worse, probably from doing most of the work. :wink:
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Amelie wrote:
7. To relieve a migraine or stress headache


^ so true.


It has been proved that "No honey, not tonight, I have a headache" isn't a waterproof excuse to not have sex, cuz sex relieves stress and headaches.

+ It's the best exercise you can think of. you use soo many muscles during sex, calories just fly off, if you eat normal and **** for you homecountry for a year, you'll be in the best shape in no time (at least 3 times a week, if I remember correctly.
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So I was bored enough to actually read through that bullshit reply with a bit more enthusiasm than last time.

Religion might have been made by someone who so called god of earth creator of every blah blah blah... etc and shit stuff. But have you ever think about what religion has to offer in life (not the thing going to heaven shit). I mean its doctrine, it never said anything bad, it didnt say "go jump a building" or "strap yourself with C4's then run to the pentagon". What have you against the Christian Religion? NO FUN? because everything it says on the "DO NOT DO LIST" is what you desire? RIGHT?! They shouldn't have post it if it havent got a very good reason.

I may not convince you, but hope i have made you think for a while.
Cause life is much more precious than everything on the earth grouped together.
I feel sorry for all the babies that are being thrown in dumps, creeks, and even burned in trash cans in here.


First of all, you obviously have no clue what's in that Bible of your's. I don't buy this entire "I'm not really religious" bullcrap - it has "denial" written all over it. And religion did far worse things than make people guilty for having sex before marriage.

And please don't assume that I base my decisions on some childish effort to "rebel" against religion. Bitch, please. I don't want to look like an egotistical, arrogant jerk but it seems to me that you really have a lot more to learn before you can even begin a real discussion regarding that subject.

Then again, I grew up in the Philippines myself so I know how conservative the standards are in there; so I can't really blame you if that form of mentality is ingrained into you.

Btw, FFS don't start a debate about abortion. I'm trying not to get banned again for expressing my honest opinion. I've already heard the same, boring, redundant arguments coming from both sides hundreds of times and it's the last thing I need. I've already established my standpoint on that matter - and it's no black-and-white decision. Pretty touchy subject for someone with a close mind like you.
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Icealya wrote:+ It's the best exercise you can think of. you use soo many muscles during sex, calories just fly off, if you eat normal and **** for you homecountry for a year, you'll be in the best shape in no time (at least 3 times a week, if I remember correctly.


Not really. Sex is an aerobic exercise. It's similar to running, etc., but not really on the same level. Sex (aerobic exercise) combined with flexibility, and strength exercises will get you in good shape. However, sex alone won't do much.
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