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1Month.

hmmmm well 1 month and i dont think right nows right time :D :D :D

^Ignore the upper one.you got the answer now im going away cya dudes.

Dudes i really think Xyzzzy has gone mad 13 is too early.and he cant even do it properly at that age lol the organs arent fully developed. :D

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ZiNC wrote:1Month.

hmmmm well 1 month and i dont think right nows right time :D :D :D

^Ignore the upper one.you got the answer now im going away cya dudes.

Dudes i really think Xyzzzy has gone mad 13 is too early.and he cant even do it properly at that age lol the organs arent fully developed. :D

^No need for strangers to read im sure that the guys who deserve to read it can read it.

I'm more than developed >_>
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
ZiNC wrote:1Month.

hmmmm well 1 month and i dont think right nows right time :D :D :D

^Ignore the upper one.you got the answer now im going away cya dudes.

Dudes i really think Xyzzzy has gone mad 13 is too early.and he cant even do it properly at that age lol the organs arent fully developed. :D

^No need for strangers to read im sure that the guys who deserve to read it can read it.

I'm more than developed >_>


Hmm kk,if you say so...
well nobody is answering eh?
w/e im off,gotta do my farking 9th grade shit.
BTW Dom in our school nearlly 2/3 got laid in 8th grade...
and the 1/3 will in 9th :twisted:
cya guys tomorrow.
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ZiNC wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
ZiNC wrote:1Month.

hmmmm well 1 month and i dont think right nows right time :D :D :D

^Ignore the upper one.you got the answer now im going away cya dudes.

Dudes i really think Xyzzzy has gone mad 13 is too early.and he cant even do it properly at that age lol the organs arent fully developed. :D

^No need for strangers to read im sure that the guys who deserve to read it can read it.

I'm more than developed >_>


Hmm kk,if you say so...
well nobody is answering eh?
w/e im off,gotta do my farking 9th grade shit.
BTW Dom in our school nearlly 2/3 got laid in 8th grade...
and the 1/3 will in 9th :twisted:
cya guys tomorrow.

see its not just us >_>
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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ZiNC wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
ZiNC wrote:1Month.

hmmmm well 1 month and i dont think right nows right time :D :D :D

^Ignore the upper one.you got the answer now im going away cya dudes.

Dudes i really think Xyzzzy has gone mad 13 is too early.and he cant even do it properly at that age lol the organs arent fully developed. :D

^No need for strangers to read im sure that the guys who deserve to read it can read it.

I'm more than developed >_>


Hmm kk,if you say so...
well nobody is answering eh?
w/e im off,gotta do my farking 9th grade shit.
BTW Dom in our school nearlly 2/3 got laid in 8th grade...
and the 1/3 will in 9th :twisted:
cya guys tomorrow.


why do people say stuff like this as if its a good thing?
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Innovacious wrote:
ZiNC wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
ZiNC wrote:1Month.

hmmmm well 1 month and i dont think right nows right time :D :D :D

^Ignore the upper one.you got the answer now im going away cya dudes.

Dudes i really think Xyzzzy has gone mad 13 is too early.and he cant even do it properly at that age lol the organs arent fully developed. :D

^No need for strangers to read im sure that the guys who deserve to read it can read it.

I'm more than developed >_>


Hmm kk,if you say so...
well nobody is answering eh?
w/e im off,gotta do my farking 9th grade shit.
BTW Dom in our school nearlly 2/3 got laid in 8th grade...
and the 1/3 will in 9th :twisted:
cya guys tomorrow.


why do people say stuff like this as if its a good thing?

Some people just act differently
There are kids my age who think they are the shit because of it

to me its really not that big of a deal
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Innovacious wrote:
ZiNC wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
ZiNC wrote:1Month.

hmmmm well 1 month and i dont think right nows right time :D :D :D

^Ignore the upper one.you got the answer now im going away cya dudes.

Dudes i really think Xyzzzy has gone mad 13 is too early.and he cant even do it properly at that age lol the organs arent fully developed. :D

^No need for strangers to read im sure that the guys who deserve to read it can read it.

I'm more than developed >_>


Hmm kk,if you say so...
well nobody is answering eh?
w/e im off,gotta do my farking 9th grade shit.
BTW Dom in our school nearlly 2/3 got laid in 8th grade...
and the 1/3 will in 9th :twisted:
cya guys tomorrow.


why do people say stuff like this as if its a good thing?

Some people just act differently
There are kids my age who think they are the shit because of it

to me its really not that big of a deal


at your age you should still be playing with toys, going out, climbing trees... generally just being kids :banghead: youll miss those days when you get older and you cant do it anymore with out looking like you just broke out of a mental institution.
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Innovacious wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Innovacious wrote:
ZiNC wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
ZiNC wrote:1Month.

hmmmm well 1 month and i dont think right nows right time :D :D :D

^Ignore the upper one.you got the answer now im going away cya dudes.

Dudes i really think Xyzzzy has gone mad 13 is too early.and he cant even do it properly at that age lol the organs arent fully developed. :D

^No need for strangers to read im sure that the guys who deserve to read it can read it.

I'm more than developed >_>


Hmm kk,if you say so...
well nobody is answering eh?
w/e im off,gotta do my farking 9th grade shit.
BTW Dom in our school nearlly 2/3 got laid in 8th grade...
and the 1/3 will in 9th :twisted:
cya guys tomorrow.


why do people say stuff like this as if its a good thing?

Some people just act differently
There are kids my age who think they are the shit because of it

to me its really not that big of a deal


at your age you should still be playing with toys, going out, climbing trees... generally just being kids :banghead: youll miss those days when you get older and you cant do it anymore with out looking like you just broke out of a mental institution.

I never really was one of those kids, when I was young I was always reading
now its sports school and my gf
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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I'm not sexual. No point into it now.
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Innovacious wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Innovacious wrote:
ZiNC wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
ZiNC wrote:1Month.

hmmmm well 1 month and i dont think right nows right time :D :D :D

^Ignore the upper one.you got the answer now im going away cya dudes.

Dudes i really think Xyzzzy has gone mad 13 is too early.and he cant even do it properly at that age lol the organs arent fully developed. :D

^No need for strangers to read im sure that the guys who deserve to read it can read it.

I'm more than developed >_>


Hmm kk,if you say so...
well nobody is answering eh?
w/e im off,gotta do my farking 9th grade shit.
BTW Dom in our school nearlly 2/3 got laid in 8th grade...
and the 1/3 will in 9th :twisted:
cya guys tomorrow.


why do people say stuff like this as if its a good thing?

Some people just act differently
There are kids my age who think they are the shit because of it

to me its really not that big of a deal


at your age you should still be playing with toys, going out, climbing trees... generally just being kids :banghead: youll miss those days when you get older and you cant do it anymore with out looking like you just broke out of a mental institution.


climbing trees > smexy time

wow xyzzzzy is 13?
then again peeps in teh us of a **** younga and younga everyday.

N1gga enjoy life without the smexy time.
you realize smex at the age can fark with your brain.
smex at that age makes stressed
smex at that age makes you go crazy
all your gonna think about is smex
especially if you enjoy it.

also your stats are WRONG Xyzzzzzy, your group and zincs group r an anomaly, out of the norm.

in recent years the number of teen pregnancies and number of std peeps in teens has decreased.

also the number of teens engaging in sexual activity has decreased
as a matter of fact the number of teens pledging chastity is more than the number of teens who **** like rabbits.

its just the farked american media potrays us teenagers as Farking bunnies.
which cause new teenagers 2 believe that everyone has teh smexy time, and they end up believing that the have 2 have it 2.

dont let the media or what the minorities does full you.
teh smexy time is overrated at your age.

watch you'll be grown up and be like
meh teh smexy time is boring.
have teh kiddy time now, have teh smexy in college

w/e
where you guys live is just a statistical anomaly.
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[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:Some people just act differently
There are kids my age who think they are the shit because of it

to me its really not that big of a deal


[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
dom wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Cruor wrote:
dom wrote:13 year olds don't have sex

and before someone asks, masterbating does not make you lose your virginity.
Oh really?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/articl ... class.html

Farked up world we live in for sure. Children are no longer innocent.

half of the kids in 7th grade were getting laid

don't speak if you don't know dom :roll:





:O Been a whle since I was in the 7th grade. Back then, boys still played with action figures, girls still looked like boys.

This is not your place, the way shit goes is different around my area

it was different when you grew up

what makes you think your so Farking great?

You seem to be getting quite worked up about something that is
"really not that big of a deal"...
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PB_and_J wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:Some people just act differently
There are kids my age who think they are the shit because of it

to me its really not that big of a deal


[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
dom wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Cruor wrote:
dom wrote:13 year olds don't have sex

and before someone asks, masterbating does not make you lose your virginity.
Oh really?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/articl ... class.html

Farked up world we live in for sure. Children are no longer innocent.

half of the kids in 7th grade were getting laid

don't speak if you don't know dom :roll:





:O Been a whle since I was in the 7th grade. Back then, boys still played with action figures, girls still looked like boys.

This is not your place, the way shit goes is different around my area

it was different when you grew up

what makes you think your so Farking great?

You seem to be getting quite worked up about something that is
"really not that big of a deal"...

Dom just gets on my nerves sometimes
that has nothing to do with my opinion on sex that is over him thinking he knows everything and then some
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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ol 13 =D ad virgin but dont think i will hold out much longer cause *pressure* gonna made e do it =/


eah pressure ayway ive gone 13 years and ill bet anything that this is my last year with this record xD

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Stormprobe wrote:ol 13 =D ad virgin but dont think i will hold out much longer cause *pressure* gonna made e do it =/


eah pressure ayway ive gone 13 years and ill bet anything that this is my last year with this record xD

prime example of who shouldn't do it ^^

don't waste your time, the only reason I'm not a virgin is because I love my girlfriend

we didn't do it just to say we did

trust me its not worth the effort now
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ol 13 =D ad virgin but dont think i will hold out much longer cause *pressure* gonna made e do it =/


eah pressure ayway ive gone 13 years and ill bet anything that this is my last year with this record xD

prime example of who shouldn't do it ^^

don't waste your time, the only reason I'm not a virgin is because I love my girlfriend

we didn't do it just to say we did

trust me its not worth the effort now


you say love...
i say puppy love

but if your truly in love
good for you i wish you the best of luck
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Barotix wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ol 13 =D ad virgin but dont think i will hold out much longer cause *pressure* gonna made e do it =/


eah pressure ayway ive gone 13 years and ill bet anything that this is my last year with this record xD

prime example of who shouldn't do it ^^

don't waste your time, the only reason I'm not a virgin is because I love my girlfriend

we didn't do it just to say we did

trust me its not worth the effort now


you say love...
i say puppy love

but if your truly in love
good for you i wish you the best of luck


+1 true man i think that where just to young to know what real love is so i never say *love love* lol =D

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Barotix wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ol 13 =D ad virgin but dont think i will hold out much longer cause *pressure* gonna made e do it =/


eah pressure ayway ive gone 13 years and ill bet anything that this is my last year with this record xD

prime example of who shouldn't do it ^^

don't waste your time, the only reason I'm not a virgin is because I love my girlfriend

we didn't do it just to say we did

trust me its not worth the effort now


you say love...
i say puppy love

but if your truly in love
good for you i wish you the best of luck

Not sure how to classify it, but this girl and I were made for each other

she's brilliant pretty and athletic <3
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Barotix wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ol 13 =D ad virgin but dont think i will hold out much longer cause *pressure* gonna made e do it =/


eah pressure ayway ive gone 13 years and ill bet anything that this is my last year with this record xD

prime example of who shouldn't do it ^^

don't waste your time, the only reason I'm not a virgin is because I love my girlfriend

we didn't do it just to say we did

trust me its not worth the effort now


you say love...
i say puppy love

but if your truly in love
good for you i wish you the best of luck

Not sure how to classify it, but this girl and I were made for each other

she's brilliant pretty and athletic <3


age? both of ya? me 13 mine gf is 14 =x older then me not good >=x lol

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Stormprobe wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Barotix wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ol 13 =D ad virgin but dont think i will hold out much longer cause *pressure* gonna made e do it =/


eah pressure ayway ive gone 13 years and ill bet anything that this is my last year with this record xD

prime example of who shouldn't do it ^^

don't waste your time, the only reason I'm not a virgin is because I love my girlfriend

we didn't do it just to say we did

trust me its not worth the effort now


you say love...
i say puppy love

but if your truly in love
good for you i wish you the best of luck

Not sure how to classify it, but this girl and I were made for each other

she's brilliant pretty and athletic <3


age? both of ya? me 13 mine gf is 14 =x older then me not good >=x lol

mines about 5 months younger than me, I turn 14 on october 5th
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Barotix wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ol 13 =D ad virgin but dont think i will hold out much longer cause *pressure* gonna made e do it =/


eah pressure ayway ive gone 13 years and ill bet anything that this is my last year with this record xD

prime example of who shouldn't do it ^^

don't waste your time, the only reason I'm not a virgin is because I love my girlfriend

we didn't do it just to say we did

trust me its not worth the effort now


you say love...
i say puppy love

but if your truly in love
good for you i wish you the best of luck

Not sure how to classify it, but this girl and I were made for each other

she's brilliant pretty and athletic <3


age? both of ya? me 13 mine gf is 14 =x older then me not good >=x lol

mines about 5 months younger than me, I turn 14 on october 5th

yay where fall season buddies ^^

I turn 14 November 17th ! =D lol
I'll think about that cause girls these days can be very demanding

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Stormprobe wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Barotix wrote:
[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:ol 13 =D ad virgin but dont think i will hold out much longer cause *pressure* gonna made e do it =/


eah pressure ayway ive gone 13 years and ill bet anything that this is my last year with this record xD

prime example of who shouldn't do it ^^

don't waste your time, the only reason I'm not a virgin is because I love my girlfriend

we didn't do it just to say we did

trust me its not worth the effort now


you say love...
i say puppy love

but if your truly in love
good for you i wish you the best of luck

Not sure how to classify it, but this girl and I were made for each other

she's brilliant pretty and athletic <3


age? both of ya? me 13 mine gf is 14 =x older then me not good >=x lol

mines about 5 months younger than me, I turn 14 on october 5th

yay where fall season buddies ^^

I turn 14 November 17th ! =D lol
I'll think about that cause girls these days can be very demanding

what do you mean by you'll think about that lol
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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Stormprobe wrote:yay where fall season buddies ^^

I turn 14 November 17th ! =D lol
I'll think about that cause girls these days can be very demanding


that dont sound right
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Barotix wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:yay where fall season buddies ^^

I turn 14 November 17th ! =D lol
I'll think about that cause girls these days can be very demanding


that dont sound right

lmao why did it have to go there?
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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Barotix wrote:
Stormprobe wrote:yay where fall season buddies ^^

I turn 14 November 17th ! =D lol
I'll think about that cause girls these days can be very demanding


that dont sound right[




haha.... noi meant taht 'll think about the no s3x thing cause girls tehse days can be very demanding if they want something -.-



For the record im not gay lol

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this topic makes me lol

and this one makes me lol harder http://www.realitymod.com/forum/puberty-t28320.html
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:love: :love: :love: The kids with there sexual fantasies!!!!!!!!! :P
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2 months lol :S

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"The modern definition of a virgin is an ugly 3rd grader."


after all this embarrassment i wont be surprised if we never hear from tesher again...

poor guy, all he wanted to do was share that he shaved his balls


I remember when I was in 2nd-3rd grade my friends older brother told me that the first time a man had sex one of his testicles exploded. That was his explanation for, "popping a cherry." I was scarred.


And while we're on the subject of hair removal, DON'T EVER use Nair on your genitals. You will get chemical burns. One of my old roommates thought he was going to be slick (pun intended) before a date, and Nair his balls just in case he got some. So he announced this right before he went into the head (thanks for sharing pal ). About 10 minutes later he starts screaming, "Oh God! It Burns!", and then he got in the shower. A little while later he comes out and says, "I think I burned myself." I just busted out laughing, and I don't think I stopped until we got to the PX to get him some cream.

Apparently his friend told him that he naired his pubes all the time and the ladies loved it. Yeah, just like they love a blistered crotch. He went on the date (I don't know how, he could barely walk), but needless to say he didn't get any that night.

So heed my words: Don't Nair down there!


LOL^^
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Post by Rainigul »

This seems to be all about sex.

Never had it, though I'm right next to it.

I don't think I want to though.

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