OH JOY!!! some retard sheriff at my work got this to happen.

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OH JOY!!! some retard sheriff at my work got this to happen.

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Jason FTW says:
omg

Ru Yi says:
what?

Jason FTW says:
the stupid sheriffs here.

Jason FTW says:
i hate them

Ru Yi says:
lol what happened?

Jason FTW says:
so you know we can take remote control over any computer on the network right?

Ru Yi says:
yea

Jason FTW says:
and in order to do that, VNC has to be running on their computer.

Jason FTW says:
and we can run VNC remotely also without them doing anything (makes it easier because a lot of people can barely figure out where the start button is, let alone figuring out how to actually RUN a program...)

Jason FTW says:
so... thats what we usually do

Jason FTW says:
just run VNC remotely and then connect to it and do what we need to do

Jason FTW says:
but a few days ago... bruce did that on some sheriff's computer

Jason FTW says:
and he didnt know it, but this sheriff is "mr king shit sheriff top shit master sheriff man"

Jason FTW says:
so basically he has a lot of pull

Jason FTW says:
and he didnt like the idea that we can just go in to any computer at any time we like without them doing anything

Jason FTW says:
so... he got pissed off about it

Jason FTW says:
called our bosses

Jason FTW says:
and now...

Ru Yi says:
...wtf

Jason FTW says:
we have to actually have everyone run VNC on their own before we connect...

Jason FTW says:
and you know how hard it is to get some people to figure out how to do that?

Ru Yi says:
.....thats stupid

Jason FTW says:
then actually figure out how to tell us their ip address

Jason FTW says:
omg, its Farking stupid.

Ru Yi says:
cant you tell em that? or just someone?

Jason FTW says:
no... the sheriff's office only now, which happen to be the dumbest people on our network, they have to run vnc for us

Jason FTW says:
its the dumbest shit ever

Ru Yi says:
but if it takes too long to help people and they dont understand.. that's no good

Jason FTW says:
because some stupid cop thinks that because we can do whatever we want, that we are going to go through their computers

Ru Yi says:
there are hackers for those stuff.. wtf you're supposed to help people, how can you help them this way

Jason FTW says:
not like we couldnt still do it anyway, he just doesnt like the idea, and now because of that, it is going to take us an extra 20 minutes every time we have to have a fuckin retard sheriff start VNC

Jason FTW says:
its so stupid.

Ru Yi says:
i just dont see why he makes sucha problem about it

Jason FTW says:
"click start"
"what???"
"START, click START"
"oh, start, is that the one down there at the bottom there?"
"yea, its the one that says START"
"oh, ok"
"now go to programs"
"programs...programs...hmmm, i dont see it"
"well, it says... PROGRAMS"
"oh, i think i see it..."
"do you, or do you just think you do?"
"i do... there it is"
"good job... now go to helpdesk, then helpdesk remote"

Jason FTW says:
"ummmm, ok, i think i did it"

Jason FTW says:
"are you sure you did it?"

Jason FTW says:
"no"

Ru Yi says:
rofl

Jason FTW says:
"well, you have to be sure.."

Jason FTW says:
"ok, i did it"

Jason FTW says:
"well, i still cant connect to your pc, you must not have done it"

Jason FTW says:
"do i actually have to click helpdesk remote?"

Jason FTW says:
"yes..."

Jason FTW says:
"oh, ok, ill try again"

Jason FTW says:
"good :roll:"

Jason FTW says:
"ok, i think i did it"

Jason FTW says:
"ok, now you will see an icon in the bottom right hand corner of the
screen that looks like a V"

Jason FTW says:
"i dont see it"

Jason FTW says:
"well, look for it"

Jason FTW says:
"i still dont see it"

Jason FTW says:
"well, it looks like a V"

Jason FTW says:
"oh, there it is"

Jason FTW says:
"good job, now mouseover it"

Jason FTW says:
"do what to it?"

Jason FTW says:
"mouse, put your mouse over it."

Jason FTW says:
"oh, ok"

Jason FTW says:
"now what does it say?"

Jason FTW says:
"148...dot 186... it went away"

Ru Yi says:
LOL

Jason FTW says:
"well, move your mouse away, then move your mouse back over it"

Jason FTW says:
"ok, "

Jason FTW says:
"what are the last 2?"

Jason FTW says:
"13... dot...76"

Jason FTW says:
"ok thanks..."

Jason FTW says:
thats the process, EVERY SINGLE TIME...

Ru Yi says:
rofl

Ru Yi says:
you'd die

Jason FTW says:
thats what we have to do now.

Ru Yi says:
it was hilarious to read though xD

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Work's getting more and more fun every day right Jason? :D
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RuYi wrote:Work's getting more and more fun every day right Jason? :D


oh yea, totally, first they take my walls away, and now this...

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Aren't you just dying to know what's next? :D
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RuYi wrote:Aren't you just dying to know what's next? :D



totally... they gonna take my mouse and say its a security hazard?

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hahahhah i lol'd then i felt bad as you cuz i'm in the same shit as u are :D
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Oblivion wrote:hahahhah i lol'd then i feld bad as you cuz i'm in the same shit as u are :D


yea... its just a huge pain to get people to do the simplest shit.

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Glad I got a job this Fall that does tech support on-site, not over the phone or online chat. :D
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PsYch008 wrote:
Oblivion wrote:hahahhah i lol'd then i feld bad as you cuz i'm in the same shit as u are :D


yea... its just a huge pain to get people to do the simplest shit.


yeah tell that to my mother lol she takes 5 minutes to click a link
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LuV3r8o1 wrote:Glad I got a job this Fall that does tech support on-site, not over the phone or online chat. :D



ive done on-site shit too, trust me, its just as bad... the people want to stand over your shoulder and watch you, and say "what are you doing now, what are you doing now" its probably worse than being on the phone. at least with the phone i can just put them on hold and cuss them out behind their back for a while. on site you have to be nice no matter what.

Rotorboy wrote:
PsYch008 wrote:
Oblivion wrote:hahahhah i lol'd then i feld bad as you cuz i'm in the same shit as u are :D


yea... its just a huge pain to get people to do the simplest shit.


yeah tell that to my mother lol she takes 5 minutes to click a link


she aint the only one, so many people have NO CLUE. :banghead:

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psych ROFLHAX @ ur avvy :D

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Nice avy there Jason.... :roll:
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Key-J wrote:Nice avy there Jason.... :roll:


i was moving when there were signups for mod positions. :cry:

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So you're pissed a Sherrif didn't like you remotely connecting to random PC's? Uh who wouldn't be pissed? I can imagine if it's for your job that sucks, but your friend was doing this to random people?
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Reise wrote:So you're pissed a Sherrif didn't like you remotely connecting to random PC's? Uh who wouldn't be pissed? I can imagine if it's for your job that sucks, but your friend was doing this to random people?
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you obviously dont understand...

we can remotely control any of the 3000 pcs on the network. and we can do it whenever we need to work on the computers.

the problem is... trying to get the people to actually run the service (VNC) that is needed for us to control the pc, is almost impossible with some people.

we can run the service remotely, but now we cant because the sheriff flipped out.

we dont randomly take control of pcs... we would get fired for that. duh. its just annoying now because the stupid cops can never figure out anything on the pcs, and now we cant run the service for them becuse Mr top shit cop decided he didnt like it.

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Hershey wrote:rofl thats sooo funny...

has too suck doing it evertime ><


yes, it seriously does, it was so easy when we could just get the barcode from their machine and run it for them, but no... because of that one fuckin cop, we have to let them do it for us... so stupid.

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lol So he got mad about you guys doing your jobs. What a fuckwit.
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Reise wrote:lol So he got mad about you guys doing your jobs. What a fuckwit.



yea basically. he didnt think we should be able to go into the computers when we want... so now they have to start the service, and since he is actually pretty high up in the sheriffs department, he called our boss and cussed him out and now we actually have to listen to him. what a pain.

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LOL no matter what job ppl seem to have they still complain


Let me guess you sit on a computer 50% of your day
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Silver0 wrote:LOL no matter what job ppl seem to have they still complain


Let me guess you sit on a computer 50% of your day


from 7-4.

too bad you arent smart enough to have a job like mine eh?


hey silver quit suckin on my ballz please

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LOL!!!
What a pig.
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Nuklear wrote:LOL!!!
What a pig.


seriously, he thinks just because he deals with criminals all the time that the Tech Services people are gonna **** around on the pcs? god it just really annoys me.

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I say we fire the gardener...he can't just....walk into my grass like that...

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[SD]draquish wrote:I say we fire the gardener...he can't just....walk into my grass like that...


yea, and the people who clean too. **** them and their being able to access the alarm system and have a key and shit.

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Nuklear wrote:LOL!!! What a pig.

Yea ...

@ PsYch008 hehehehe you put back The avy GOOD !!! :wink: :)
mwahahahahaha !!

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BlackFox wrote:
Nuklear wrote:LOL!!! What a pig.

Yea ...

@ PsYch008 hehehehe you put back The avy GOOD !!! :wink: :)


Ryo-ohki made me take off the one that said "owner"... so i did ;)

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PsYch008 wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
Nuklear wrote:LOL!!! What a pig.

Yea ...

@ PsYch008 hehehehe you put back The avy GOOD !!! :wink: :)


Ryoko-ohki made me take off the one that said "owner"... so i did ;)
o.O bad off him :( ...But Nice idea you have hmm perhaps I make one to :wink:
mwahahahahaha !!

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PsYch008 wrote:
[SD]draquish wrote:I say we fire the gardener...he can't just....walk into my grass like that...


yea, and the people who clean too. **** them and their being able to access the alarm system and have a key and shit.


Wait...you mean the cleaning people can access the bathrooms at ANY TIME?!? I call that intrusion of privacy.

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[SD]draquish wrote:
PsYch008 wrote:
[SD]draquish wrote:I say we fire the gardener...he can't just....walk into my grass like that...


yea, and the people who clean too. **** them and their being able to access the alarm system and have a key and shit.


Wait...you mean the cleaning people can access the bathrooms at ANY TIME?!? I call that intrusion of privacy.



not only the bathrooms, the offices, and the KITCHEN!!!!! O_o!!! :shock:

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PsYch008 wrote:
Silver0 wrote:LOL no matter what job ppl seem to have they still complain


Let me guess you sit on a computer 50% of your day

from 7-4.

too bad you arent smart enough to have a job like mine eh?


hey silver quit suckin on my ballz please



lol dude you a moron, i said no matter what job anyone has they will complain. someone can get paid to take a shit and i bet you some one will complain, that what i was trying to say but i guess your not mentally old enough for those types of comments with out you being a douche

so f*ck you

and iam an immigrant i passed high school with A's /B's but i cant go to college intill immigration reform

i lived here since i was 1month old but there where problems

so with your statement if i had the resource you had, i would get paid double what your getting paid and i would actually appreciate it.

iam mentally old enough to not b1tch about it like an angry 16yr old.
so seriously grow up
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