Chapter One
Once there was a rabbit called Hopper who hopped all the way to SilkRoadForums and stole the Off-Topic moderator's powers of desecration. While SRF members needed love from Ryoko and his brilliant expertise, they wet the pants dead. Hopper started dying and sometimes.
He whined about spiritpower who bots everyday. He wanted to go play with himself and use glue digestive evil pokemons from Yu-Gi-Oh cards that blow Pikachu who was doing evil sexualdance but Tom Jones and rimmer went downtown to buy a sandwich from Yolanda bunny. This pantyhose shop exploded into various shaped feet and clams which digest human brains for yoghurt candy muffins for snakes. On the second lick Hopper reached the hippopotamus that pwned breakfast booze and yachts. Hopper is a brat eater who eats timtams, and lettuce dies.
Khang is annoying and banned because Ryoko pwns noobs like IguanaRampage and spiritbotter because eating cakes is wonderful.
The zebra was constipated because hopper vomited on its cousin which impersonated Bill Gate's body. The evil rabit shrieked quietly when the t-rex stripped nekkid like paris (pokemon) pants, who PvPd against charizard and squirtle before dinner which has egg shells all over monkey, JoJo came, PwNzOrEd by Lord Draquish, in Episode III Star pr0n seventy-twelve ways to build a mouse hack owner with lasers attached monkeys armageddon to spam flying donkeys with cats over there!! Then Zypher dressed in tight assless chaps like George Michaels.
While Lemon cake was getting eaten by MastaChiefX, Zypher and me. Still our Bakemaster bakes noodles that don't dissolve anything. The unique, TigerGirl tickled Silver wings of eternal beauty stained wings. So the 40ft duck of wool covered with pie desecrated which of silkroad large pots that heal bruises caused by isy farts. Then Cyndaine died of ninjas with handbags tipped with amazing, smelly pieces of cheese. All bisquits smothered the monkey picking berries that smelled like chocolate trees that lagged like MegaMan exactly the way this banana was smelt. Outside the smelly box filled with lots of slow cheetahs that chase smelly flying peanut eggs liked change.
Hopper jumped over the moon with smelly timtams and MastaChiefX dominated noobs including himself yet megaman really smelt bad. Hopper thought he liked mints but when Mia Angelo offered to eat himself with a bagel that smelled like ryoko cookies and vanilla
hotmail dipped in mangyang sauce with monkey brain and feet skeet. Rimmer was eaten by 0l3n but 0l3n was also naked and loved smelly Swedish cheese dipped in yeoha sweat. Isyutaru smelt good like mint so sweet and fresh she was soft like smelly feet that was dipped in cake.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
After the of, hopper climbed the Roc Mountain until Mario jumped into a mushroom that humped its smelly little Toe was hurt, Mario kicked hopper's nuts all THE way to india And the nachals happily Nuked, spammed, and lagged until MastaChiefX with Cyndaine went to timtam's glorious mansion that smelled like cheese because he murdered his little cheesecake. They quickly tanked Hashade Ice berg machine and smelly socks with his super duper CaTaMaBaZoOkEr when all of a sudden he exploded because he accidently turned into a timtam elite cheif which he pooped out chocolate nuggets that were once vanilla cookies that came from his ear and after shaving his ass he decided to jump from canakins Nub-Mountain. Later, Hopper decided that mastrubation was fun and began ksing Isyutaru. Isyutaru "OmGdAmFeKinBotKsErs" Hilton BotLord murdered Hopper's fleas who was Key-J's son Key-Junnior.
Later Hopper decided how he should ban Jabo all because yesterday JoJo had seen MooMoo breakdancing with George Bush Senior doing some Freaky tacopie. Now he decided to run to Rimmer's Crib to plan his birthday dead while his monkey was outside with Burner running with a torch to burn the olympic bots from botting bigtime.
After several hours Hopper spots a large cabbage in a bar. The cabbage was mutating into a blob of jelly spouse and Smelly,green Feet with tacopie that tasted like tacopie! Hopper then fought tigergirl who ripped his penis off! Later when hopper explored the beauty of Hotan city, Hopper found botters who were happy botters, who began a ksing mystery.
Chapter Two
On a magic ship far away in the sunken city Atlantis, John Shepard
names cound as one word technically and Star Gate Atlantis ftw 
