Woman too fat to know she's pregnant?

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Person#1:Hey, ya think I should get a pie since its raining today and its cold?
Person#2: No never eat pies they make you go fat.
*Fat Ass hears and gets sensitive*
Person#1: Hypocrite you eat burgers everyday fat ****.
Person#2: lol, ill just turn into a fat shit then.
Fat Ass *out of no where says*: HEY STOP Farking INSULTING ME YOU POS WHAT I DO TO YOU!?!?!
Person#1&2: What the ****?
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Pregnant?

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Hello to all, well i was really choked with the fat woman cause im a mother and i dont understand how she didnt felt the baby moving...its impossible in my point off view... Ho well... u never now what could happend... lol :?
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LuV3r8o1 wrote:
Salthiz wrote:I wouldn't hit that.


+1
My question is...who would?
And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?

[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.

Mental images FTL.


21inches i guess.
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lol daaaaaaaam!!! tahs fu.cked o well the mna must have been thinin more chushion for the pushion too bad he ddint ahev a glove on

any this reminded my of the Family guy episode
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8c3jux-dKQk
lol u guys will notice why i posted this around 4 min fo rthose who havnt seen the episode
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Says she never felt the baby kick

Musta thought it was a porkchop stuck in her rolls

That old man hit that

oh my god
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Good to see you're back Ryoko.

How's the baby?
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yeah good to see u back :)
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Re: Pregnant?

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gatadasbotas wrote:Hello to all, well i was really choked with the fat woman cause im a mother and i dont understand how she didnt felt the baby moving...its impossible in my point off view... Ho well... u never now what could happend... lol :?


Thats awesome. Bake's sick discovery led to a person registering.

Welcome!

LOL anywho... says she 420 lbs! Prob a huge dent where she sits on the couch... if it aint broke. And how can you get in a car? I don't think my sleep number bed is rated for that kind of weight.
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