Cookie Clicker

[Crowley]

Anyone playing this? It's actually pretty fun, a little browser game I just always leave on.

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Cookies motherfucker

[ltsune]

Never heard of it.
Just opened it, though! Here's a link to those who don't want to Google it: http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
Right now, I'm just trying to figure out what all the things in the middle of your screen are good for.

EDIT:
Never mind, found out after a few seconds of playing!
Oh, and I just got my first farm

[poehalcho]

Been at it for a few days now
My whole class is doing it... during lectures all you hear is clickclickclick xD

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@itsune
farms suck, the only reason to get them is for the 100 farms achievement and to have more things for your cursors cps.

[ltsune]

Thanks for the tip, poehalcho
I'm up to 15k cookies per sec now. Getting there!

Oh, and by the way, how do you get more milk?

[poehalcho]

Thanks for the tip, poehalcho
I'm up to 15k cookies per sec now. Getting there!

Oh, and by the way, how do you get more milk?

You get milk for getting achievements.

Some freebie achievements
- Zoom in on your screen to 'dunk the cookie'
- Sell a grandma once to get 'just wrong'
- Try to get your stuff in orders of at least 10tm, 20al, 30s, 40m, etc. or 1tm, 2al, 4s, 8m, etc. You only need to have at least enough to fulfill that, you don't need to actually get the specific numbers in order.
so 12tm, 30al, 35s, 40m, etc would work as well.

Also, be wary of grandmas

[ltsune]

Thanks for the tip for the achievements.
I'm afraid I have another question, though (nub question):
- What do you mean by tm, al, s, m?

[Majorharper]

This game should be linked to League... Would get soooo many cookies

[omier]

Yeah, I played it some time ago for 2 days. It's quite addicting.

Spoiler!

Thanks for the tip for the achievements.
I'm afraid I have another question, though (nub question):
- What do you mean by tm, al, s, m?

Time machine, alchemy lab, shipment, mine etc.

[poehalcho]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-18 ... -addiction

[[SD]Master_Wong]

most addicting game since candy crush

[ltsune]

Alright, this is getting insane! I've been playing it for like a week now (well, pc has been running) and I believe I've nearly gotten every upgrade.
Time to go prestige soon? Would anyone please explain to me, by the way, what the advantage of going prestige is?

[poehalcho]

Alright, this is getting insane! I've been playing it for like a week now (well, pc has been running) and I believe I've nearly gotten every upgrade.
Time to go prestige soon? Would anyone please explain to me, by the way, what the advantage of going prestige is?

You get heavenly chips (which add +2% income each) and some achievement.

I'll probably prestige in a few days as well. I've already got every upgrade cept elder covenant. I just need 14 more antimatter condensers till 100 :<. It'll take a few days probably. bitches cost 663kkkk already. It'll probably be 3kkkkk by the time I get to 100 q.q

Also new update just came in, so refresh ye browsers folks.
Soon dungeons will be coming too, but for now some new upgrades have appeared

edit: ooh sweet 2x x777 in a row :o

[Crowley]

^100 condensers is gonna take a while...they're so damn expensive now

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[omier]

Shit, I have lost my save somehow. Not sure if I can start again.

[poehalcho]

Shit, I have lost my save somehow. Not sure if I can start again.

If you can't fix it you can try from my save

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[omier]

Thanks, but I am already catching up to my old save. And it seems I can't get Cookie Dunker any more by zooming in, can I even get the liquid high enough by normal methods? It has stayed on the same level for quite a while now, only the color has changed.

[poehalcho]

Thanks, but I am already catching up to my old save. And it seems I can't get Cookie Dunker any more by zooming in, can I even get the liquid high enough by normal methods? It has stayed on the same level for quite a while now, only the color has changed.

sounds like a bug.
The dude that made it patched the visual effects in the latest update so they take up less processing power. Looking at it it seems to me almost like he's turned the milk into an image, rather than a vectorised animation like I suspect it was before. I wouldn't be surprised if that turns out to come with some fresh bugs...

[omier]

Lol, who would even have trouble processing that?

[poehalcho]

Lol, who would even have trouble processing that?

You would be surprised.
It was actually clearly slowing down when I had the effects running.
And I have a quadcore...

It's a shitty quad core (AMD Athlon II X4 630). cost me like 80 euros at the time when quads were still kind of a new thing so you can imagine how bad it probably is.
Im looking for a new one right now, cause this thing is an absolute bottleneck it seems :X

[[SD]Master_Wong]

^100 condensers is gonna take a while...they're so damn expensive now

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240 cursors takes a while too im not far off you tbh

[*BlackFox]

So many damn cookies!

[omier]

Now I did get Cookie Dunker by making the window very small instead.

[ltsune]

This game is really starting to slow down! I'm trying to reach 100 Antimatter Condensers, but it honestly takes forever. I'm at 85 and it my pc is running nearly 24/7 with the tab open - still takes forever.

[omier]

Yeah it was quite fast in the middle, but once I got the middle ones to 100 it slowed down a lot. Cursors end up taking so much to get to 200 and they don't give much cps. I kinda quit already. Got almost 1bil cps, 82 upgrades and 74 achievements.

[ltsune]

Yeah it was quite fast in the middle, but once I got the middle ones to 100 it slowed down a lot. Cursors end up taking so much to get to 200 and they don't give much cps. I kinda quit already. Got almost 1bil cps, 82 upgrades and 74 achievements.

I'm at 10 billion CPS, and things are slow as fark, honestly!

[poehalcho]

I just got my 100th antimatter condenser. Then another x2 upgrade appeared Dx
Just the condenser alone cost me 4 quadrillion and now the upgrade takes another 2. After I get that I'll buy the all remaining covenant/grandma ups and prestige.

protip: get the elder covenant upgrade (the one that takes away 5%). It's more than worth it. Gold cookies speed up the process immensly. After putting up with this shit for weeks you really start to miss that security the gold cookie offers... the 5% is nothing.

[Crowley]

I think I have a problem...

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[Mayumi]

Need insane amount of cookies,had this running for weeks now, its so addictive.

latest:

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910 heavenly chips so far, getting to a point here is it worth carry on?, been running for 28 days.

[omier]

What are heavenly chips?

[poehalcho]

What are heavenly chips?

You get them when you reset your game (NOT WIPE).
every chip gives +2%
I just reset my game after getting all the upgrades achievements I could in one go.
I received 282 chips for a total of +564% CpS, allowing me to easily earn 3 hidden achievements (speed baking I & II & III; 1 million cookies in <15mins) that sadly don't count towards the milk :<

I've been at it for day now and I'm already back to 71 Antimatter condensers

You get more chips the more cookies you've baked.