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Send Muslims Straight ‘To Hell'

SPOKANE, Wash. — Still angry about the idea of an Islamic cultural center opening near Ground Zero, a group of Idaho gun enthusiasts decided to fight back with a new line of pork-laced bullets.

South Fork Industries, based in Dalton Gardens, Idaho, claims its ammunition, called Jihawg Ammo, is a “defensive deterrent to those who violently act in the name of Islam.”The bullets are coated in pork-infused paint, which the company states makes the ammo “haram,” or unclean, and therefore will keep a Muslim who’s shot with one of the bullets from entering paradise.

“With Jihawg Ammo, you don’t just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to hell. That should give would-be martyrs something to think about before they launch an attack. If it ever becomes necessary to defend yourself and those around you our ammo works on two levels,” the company said in a press release earlier this month.

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Jesus wept at the level of stupidity
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Gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever heard of.
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Thats to funny. I would def buy those.
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It's quite hilarious.. In a "satirical" sort of way.
But It's also nuts. Even though.. It's about "Islamic terrorist"
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stupid idea countered by another stupid idea
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if you're a terrorist you're going to hell anyways, so kind of redundant.
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Nobody is going to hell anyways, so there's no point.
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This thread is too good to be true
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It probably is! Well, you even double posted! lulz ^
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heroo wrote:if you're a terrorist you're going to hell anyways, so kind of redundant.


this is great! lol i love that Muslims = terrorist no matter what XD

im not pointing the finger at heroo its this:

Still angry about the idea of an Islamic cultural center opening near Ground Zero.

With Jihawg Ammo, you don’t just kill an Islamist terrorist


I love how "Islamic cultural center" means "Terrorist training facility"
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Actually not that bad of an idea at all!
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Obviously the only way to counter stupidity is doubling down on it;

Anyways doesn't the terrorist-death theory go like, Hell -> Heaven -> 72 virgins. So if haraam only relegates them one level, they'd still end up in Heaven. Sure they lose out on the 72 virgins, but they still they are in heaven 8)
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Sanktum wrote:Nobody is going to hell anyways, so there's no point.


This. Let's turn this into religious debate.
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TheDrop wrote:Anyways doesn't the terrorist-death theory go like, Hell -> Heaven -> 72 virgins. So if haraam only relegates them one level, they'd still end up in Heaven. Sure they lose out on the 72 virgins, but they still they are in heaven 8)
I have no Idea.. But there's no heaven or hell... It's Just a fairy story! xD
Anyway... why not Just throw ham at them?
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This dumb idea only serves to piss off the islamic community as a whole....It just fuels more misconceptions about people who aligns themselves with this faith...
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I think its about time we stop caring about pissing off the "Muslim community" tbh.
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TheDrop wrote:I think its about time we stop caring about pissing off the "Muslim community" tbh.


this.

for some reason, within the last 5 years particularly in the UK, muslims have been playing the "Blame culture card". We have a guy at work who used to book conference rooms for 20 minutes to prey and they stopped him doing that because... well... theres thousands of pounds worth of computing equipment and shit in the room for conferencing.
He was also going into the bathrooms and washing his feet in the sinks...

he still washes his feet (but in the kitchen area now which has had several complaints against so far) and he preys literally in the corridors...


about 6 months ago I went to get put onto a "Over 19's" account for my bank and there was 4 options I could select: "Classic, Gold, Platinum and Islamic" oh... so, for some reason they need their own special types of bank accounts which happen to not fall into any category so they have set up a religious account JUST for muslims?

When I used to go to school (3 years ago ish) there was a muslim in the year below me who was allowed out of class to prey and was also able to skip religious studies and food tech. Religious studies because she was the "allah is the only god" type that would get upset if you said "jesus christ" in the playground and she didnt do food tech because our food tech rooms didnt have halal regulations or something...

I only become anti-religious when it either starts to effect me or these people gain special treatment for claiming to be under a religious umbrella.
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I'm not really talking about taking time off to pray or wash their feet, but ok
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TheDrop wrote:I think its about time we stop caring about pissing off the "Muslim community" tbh.


Same could be said for any community/culture/religion/personal belief/race/skin color/sexual orientation...so why stand by your words and start gunning off your mouth in public especially around the people you think you should stop caring about pissing off..... You don't have to like/respect anyone for any reason....but it's better to keep the peace by not indulging in or endorsing shit that just perpetuate hate and misunderstandings which makes everyday life difficult...
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Thats exactly why. they are the same as everyone else. By making special distinctions for them, we are basically creating an impression that all Muslims are irratinoal retards that threaten to murder people whenever they see a drawing of Mohammad. We don't need to baby them because the only ones that are getting offended are the stupid f*cktards that every group/ethnicity has (case in point, the dumbasses mentioned by the OP).
Rational people don't give a fck about small things such as these, and Muslims are rational people like you and me.
"OH NOES they drew a pig wearing a hijab, one of our embassies is surely getting bombed now". Its not cultural toleration, its just treating Muslims as irrational barbarians.

I put the "muslim community" in quotes for a reason.
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You're imposing your belief that whatever you do or say shouldn't offend the "rational thinking" person...I think it would be OK if terrorist were only referred to as terrorist without any references to their faith because they're surely not abiding to it by being terrorists...If people within your city/neighborhood consistently used your skin color/ethnicity as the butt of their jokes simply because of a few bad apples within your cultural community how long could you remain "rational"?.....
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No, I'm saying we shouldn't go out of our way to avoid offending a group of people, as if they are hormonal teenagers that can't control their emotions.
I'm not condoning the people mentioned in the OP, I'm just saying the average Muslim would look at that and go "dumb rednecks :palm: ", not "ATTAK DA INFIDELS" as you seemed to imply.
By characterizing the irrational retards as the whole Muslim community, you are just condoning their (the terrorist's) actions (aka making death threats over cartoons).
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Pissing off the muslim community (as I stated) does not imply they will want to "ATTAK DA INFIDELS" (As how you're putting it)... But these types of dumb ideas do serve to reinforce a barrier... An "average" muslim seeing this and going "dumb redneck" is evidence of that "rational" muslim being affected and in a retaliatory way reinforcing the barrier.....These dumb ideas affect the entire community regardless if its members are rational muslims or "irrational (muslim) retards".....simply because these jokes/cheap shots/dumb ideas do very little (if any) to differentiate muslims from terrorists.....As is also evident by the lack of understanding in your comment.."I think its about time we stop caring about pissing off the "Muslim community" tbh."
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Thanks for posting this, so funny xD


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@penfold, im in a hurry right now so ill try to make this short.

Some banking rules are haram in islam, thats why.

Prayer times are not to be missed, having a break off from the period is just fine.

Chistians here in UAE, they are allowed to not attend and islamic related lectures, in the exams if there is any islamic related info in any other subjects (like arabic) it will be excluded for their sake, and any special day for them, would be off for everyone (this was in my school).

About the food, u said it, its haram.. Muslims are not allowed to eat that, just let them be.

You're just pissed because some people got some kind of individual treatment, which is really normal depending on their cases, thats no "special treatment", muslims outside usually face such problems so im glad UK is allowing such things.
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Lol that's Farking awesome, really.
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Muslims dont need stupid things like this to "reinforce" their reasons to hate US, they have actual reasons (aka palestine, iraq). The only people that it would give ammunition to is radical extremist recruiters, and they have enough bs propaganda make use of anyways.
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