IRL JERSEY SHORE SHIT

[I Am Vegeta]

lollololol was at the bar last night, some dude got mad cause my females friend didnt want to talk with him, bumped into me, so im like ''watch out son'' the the guy start pushing me trying to start a fight or something.

keep smiling, tell him i wont fight him, guy keep yelling, pushing me again and all.

no stress here, keep smiling and laughing, kid turn mad, take out his shirt and is now in wifebeater in the bar, look at him, can't keep it start laughing like hell, ''wtf bro put that shit back lol what are you doing?''

guy keep pushing me and yelling, now everyone is looking at us. Get tired of his shit tell his friend to get him out of there. his friend wont do shit, so point that fucktard's broceps then flex mine (its like 3 times his size) pull my shirt a little bit show off my shredded abs of steel, then say ''fine dude if you wanna hit me go ahead, i wont hit back its not fair im too shredded'', then i present my cheek to him pointing at him and say ''hit it, and if you miss i'll let you hit the other side too''

kid now realise he's looking like a fool, the he tell me he's gonna jump me with his other 3 friends. take a look over my shoulder, my friends are looking at us and are getting pissed as ****.

then i tell the tool ''fine jump me with your friend bro i wont do shit but laugh, but my friend over there might react though, one is on a cycle right now and the other in black belt in taek-wondo, you guys might end up in rehab for months.''


kid got scared at got out of the bar

friends and the bouncers are laughing as ****

females friends all over me miring my diplomacy sills

#shreddedghandi

[Squirt]

Do you post these stories on facebook? I would really love to see the replies that you get for these types of posts.

[I Am Vegeta]

Do you post these stories on facebook? I would really love to see the replies that you get for these types of posts.

yes i do lol

some people enjoy them, some people think im retarded, some people get angry

just like here actually

[heroo]

dammn son, people should know better then to fck with you

[Bartic]

This actually made me lol.

[penfold1992]

#this #is #not #twitter #hashtag #is #for #social #media #not #forums

[MrTwilliger]

And after all your inspiring heroism you still have yet to learn basic punctuation.

[Skyve]

I must be going to the wrong bars

[Skyve]

I must be going to the wrong bars

[*BlackFox]

It was actually pretty good.. lulz

[Love]

Too cliche of a play, reason why I didn't find it funny this time around.

[TheDrop]

they mirin?

[.curve]

So the Giants are getting killed by the Falcons today. I expected them to at least put up a fight, but this is bad.

Also I farted earlier while I was still waking up. I only mention this because it's infinitely more interesting than this story.

[Love]

That's wierd Curve, I don't think I fart in the morning.

[.curve]

That's wierd Curve, I don't think I fart in the morning.

Normally I don't. I wake up and take a pee and that's it. This morning though I dunno what it was, but it was pretty loud and decently long.

I was proud. Consequently, I also woke up with morning wood. I don't think these two are related, but that's my morning.

[BuDo]

Tried Guild wars 2 today....not bad...Want to see what else it's got...I suspect there are tons of stuff to find out...Only level 4 and already have some nice skills...Hope it doesn't disappoint...

[.curve]

Tried Guild wars 2 today....not bad...Want to see what else it's got...I suspect there are tons of stuff to find out...Only level 4 and already have some nice skills...Hope it doesn't disappoint...

I've heard it's a good game for PVP's sake. Seems to be lacking on the PVE side of things which is the only reason I play any MMO.

[Love]

Game has very rich pve, people just don't care to actually find stuff to do.

[.curve]

Game has very rich pve, people just don't care to actually find stuff to do.

I should clarify. By PVE I mean end game raids.

[Love]

Game has a healthy number of dungeons and they are way more engaging than the WoW type, I however think the game needs a lfg system of sorts or at least a global chat dedicated to it.

[.curve]

Game has a healthy number of dungeons and they are way more engaging than the WoW type, I however think the game needs a lfg system of sorts or at least a global chat dedicated to it.

No one takes dungeons in WoW seriously. Raids are the top tier of PVE in essentially any MMO on the market today.

No raids, except for maybe Rift's, even compare to WoW's.

[Fury]

Oh its a vegeta topic

[ltsune]

Oh its a vegeta topic

Couldn't possibly have expressed myself clearer

Nah, I'm kiding. I don't konw if I found this thread that funny, but I was bored, and it somewhat entertained me

[heroo]

''i really hate vegeta's threads, i think they're stupid.''

''ohh vegeta made a new thread, let's check it out and post how stupid I find it just like I did with the last one.''


Quit the bullsh1t, love and curve, it's pain to see how your trollingattempt backfires. obviously you need to take this topic with some kind of humour. it makes me think of the stories of stallowned, which always made me rofl. if you don't like them, just don't post.

[Squirt]

This is how I imagine vegeta looks like.
His power level is now exceeding over 9000 after this post.

Spoiler!

Super Guido Sayan

[.curve]

''i really hate vegeta's threads, i think they're stupid.''

''ohh vegeta made a new thread, let's check it out and post how stupid I find it just like I did with the last one.''


Quit the bullsh1t, love and curve, it's pain to see how your trollingattempt backfires. obviously you need to take this topic with some kind of humour. it makes me think of the stories of stallowned, which always made me rofl. if you don't like them, just don't post.

A topic needs to be funny to be taken with humor. This isn't funny. This sounds like the barely coherent ramblings of some roided up guido.

[heroo]

I didn't know there were universal rules for what is and isn't funny.

[woutR]

Without the hate it would just be you and vegeta in these threads
There's so few new threads that a vegeta thread is a good opportunity to talk about other shit. Combine that with a few random heated arguments between vegeta and haters and I can still get my daily dose of SRF

I currently have to write a paper on US politics and I chose marijuana legalization. Anyone got some good sources on that? (Let's return SRF to the time where people post their homework problems here! )

Vegeta, hit us up with some good pics. Should be gud

[I Am Vegeta]

Without the hate it would just be you and vegeta in these threads
There's so few new threads that a vegeta thread is a good opportunity to talk about other shit. Combine that with a few random heated arguments between vegeta and haters and I can still get my daily dose of SRF

I currently have to write a paper on US politics and I chose marijuana legalization. Anyone got some good sources on that? (Let's return SRF to the time where people post their homework problems here! )

Vegeta, hit us up with some good pics. Should be gud

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