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Celebrity sex.

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Pull your pants up, gentleman.

So we all know that celebrities are constantly dating one another or whatever. So, my question is, do they actually have sex with all these people they date? Take Taylor Swift, for instance, she's dated Joe Jonas, John Mayer, etc. Has she had sex with them?

I don't feel like celebs would have sex as often, because of all the issues it causes with sex tapes/pics etc.

Thoughts?

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Do you have sex with every girl you meet that has ever been in an acting/ cheerleading/ sports team?

They are humans not gods. Everyone fucks
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Squirt wrote: Everyone fucks

Except for me. Yay abstinence? Lulz.

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I'm pretty sure they do. About the sex tapes/pics, it's their own choice to tape something or take pics. That is if they aren't Farking in some public place or got like the curtains open rofl. Most sex tapes are selfmade to get some attention IMO.

I guess it also depends on the age of the celebs.
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Most people **** when they date. If you're one of the prudes, you're missing out on a lot of good shit.

But if that whole abstinence and promise ring/chastity belt shit works for you, then more power to you.
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Who? What? What?

Who are YOU to accuse me of being a pervert?

And yeah I think they do. Of course, I mean, if I have sex on(or sometimes even before) first dates then that doesn't mean other people don't.
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Ah, I have sex with celebrity girls all the time, no big deal.

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bergon wrote:I don't feel like celebs would have sex as often, because of all the issues it causes with sex tapes/pics etc.


To my knowledge taking videos/pictures without the others consent is a serious offense and can land you heavy jail time. As long as one says no I don't see why they wouldn't be screwing. Lots of people fantasize about celebrities..I wonder if they do too.
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Kourtney/Khloe Kardashian to Kim: "Why did you make the sextape?"
Kim: "Because I was horny."
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XMoshe wrote:I'm pretty sure they do. About the sex tapes/pics, it's their own choice to tape something or take pics. That is if they aren't Farking in some public place or got like the curtains open rofl. Most sex tapes are selfmade to get some attention IMO.

I guess it also depends on the age of the celebs.

Yeah, it seems to have worked well for Paris Hilton. Ha.

Doron wrote:Who? What? What?

Who are YOU to accuse me of being a pervert?

Human.

Azilius wrote:To my knowledge taking videos/pictures without the others consent is a serious offense and can land you heavy jail time. As long as one says no I don't see why they wouldn't be screwing. Lots of people fantasize about celebrities..I wonder if they do too.

Good point. I feel like they probably would. Maybe not to the extent we do, but yeah.

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Que?

No srsly, who are you?
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What makes you think I'm someone, besides myself, of course...?

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bergon wrote:What makes you think I'm someone, besides myself, of course...?

Just because you don't post as much as some members Doron is doubting whether we should pay attention to your thread or not. Sort of like how wolves stick their teeth out to scare off other male wolves
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Just because no one with 57 posts would be dragged along in my swirls of spamness and know my reputation unless he's older.

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Ah. Well, not all of us are attention whores.

I've been here a while. I remember Doron has Ice, Bf's Ryo fiasco, and yes, even your conception here on SRF, Squirt.

*Just now noticed he has a sig, that isn't his...weird.

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who has a sig that isn't his?

I made those two with hard work, paint and word myself.
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Oh, ha. I had forgotten about that char. was probably my second one ever. I didn't even read the name at first. Just saw the girl thief and was like, "Wtf is this shit?!?".

Oh, and I just edited some old posts. Otherwise you could've figured out who I was. Suck to be u?

Lulz.

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......

Oh well, can't be bothered.
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and what's wrong with having sex?
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Did I say there was anything wrong with having sex? No.

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I totally ignored the original post and I'm just going to say this;

I want sex with Selena Gomez.
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ExSoldier wrote:I totally ignored the original post and I'm just going to say this;

I want sex with Selena Gomez.

A-fucking-men.

*edit: Oooh, it auto filters the f word into farking. Clever*

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Did anyone say the word Ice?

Well, ofc there's celebrity sex, the diff is only that it's much more expensive.

Imagine covering some celeb hoe in a 5k$ bottle of champagne
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He meant me, dipshit.
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hey hey, i made a question. Learn how to give an answer, and learn some manners, then talk back to me.

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yey, everybody loves sex! Actually I think they do.
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Why does anyone even care? The only ones that do, read those shitty tabloids. I think those should be banned, actors and actresses have just as much of a right to a private life as we do.
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no they don't. Once they you enter show business, you already gave up your private life. =)
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jyushinshuu wrote:no they don't. Once they you enter show business, you already gave up your private life. =)

So because you have an exceptional talent, be it acting, making someone laugh or presenting information via a medium, you must forfeit your privacy and bow down to the world that they please? Erg.

I don't know much about dating, hell I don't know much about women. My basic understanding, though, is that sometimes 2 people see each other. Sometime, they may kiss and all, Sometimes they ask if the other wants coffee and they have coffee, except they are not having coffee at all (i only know that because of GTA: Sand Andreas). I see no reason celebrities wouldn't do it either. They are rich too, so maybe they will actually have coffee as well!

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Gladiator_RN wrote:Ah, I have sex with celebrity girls all the time, no big deal.

This doesn't count.
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