Are cats truly evil?
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Are cats truly evil?
I think my cat definitely is. It gets revenge for all the stuff I do it. Whatever I leave in the hallway, doesn't matter what it is, my cat will piss on/in it, however it doesn't do it to my brother's belongings or anyone else's.
I've had serious thoughts about killing my cat and burying underneath my house. Every single time that I'm home alone I just wanna pull out my gun and shoot it in the face or whack it with a stick. I'm just so angry, it's ruined my brand new shoes and brand new bag.
I've had serious thoughts about killing my cat and burying underneath my house. Every single time that I'm home alone I just wanna pull out my gun and shoot it in the face or whack it with a stick. I'm just so angry, it's ruined my brand new shoes and brand new bag.

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Re: Are cats truly evil?
its a proven fact that when people at a young age torture or kill animals, they will most likely become serial killers later on in life. So if you don't want to be a serial killer don't kill your cat, just duck tape it to the ceiling.
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Re: Are cats truly evil?
just trow some oil on him and let it burn, but do it outside cause it smells.
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Re: Are cats truly evil?
In fact they are.
My cat now has baby cats, and yesterday one of our "baby rabbits" escaped, and the cat hunted it and ate it :o That rabbit was bigger than the babies of the cat herself. EVIL CAT!
My cat now has baby cats, and yesterday one of our "baby rabbits" escaped, and the cat hunted it and ate it :o That rabbit was bigger than the babies of the cat herself. EVIL CAT!
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Re: Are cats truly evil?
Dude...
You can't kill your cat for something like that
i wouldn't kill u for posting sh*t like this, so why kill the cute little kitty??
You can't kill your cat for something like that
i wouldn't kill u for posting sh*t like this, so why kill the cute little kitty??
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Re: Are cats truly evil?
take it on a camping trip and "forget it" there. if you want it to die then take a "camping trip" to the desert 
Re: Are cats truly evil?
Fill the hallway with ur stuff u dont need and lock ur cat in there. It will piss itself to death.
But u could just give it away to someone.
If u kill it u will have nightmares of it.
But u could just give it away to someone.
If u kill it u will have nightmares of it.
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Re: Are cats truly evil?
piss on your cat.
invite your friends over so they can also piss on your cat.
invite your friends over so they can also piss on your cat.
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Re: Are cats truly evil?
make it wonder by a cheap chinese take out never know it might accidently go missing
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Re: Are cats truly evil?
Perhaps it's just trying to take a stand of dominance and mark it's territory on the things that contain your scent?
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Re: Are cats truly evil?
kill the bastard. no one pisses on my stuff!
nah just kidding kittehs are cute
nah just kidding kittehs are cute
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Re: Are cats truly evil?
Guys, it's not a cute little kitty. It's a fat, lazy old bastard. We even named it Fei Hua in Chinese (Chubby Flower)

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Re: Are cats truly evil?

I'd never get a cat or dog tho.
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heroo wrote:piss on your cat.
invite your friends over so they can also piss on your cat.
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heroo wrote:piss on your cat.
invite your friends over so they can also piss on your cat.
not a very good idea as it will simply move.

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Re: Are cats truly evil?
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Re: Are cats truly evil?

Dun cause pain to a kitten.
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Re: Are cats truly evil?
This is why cats suck. Cats can't learn anything. They have to crap in a goddamn box and then that area of the house smells like goddamn kitty litter. Of all the stuff cats do (just going everywhere in the house, leave their hair everywhere, lay in your bed etc) the fact that they have to poo in a box indoors is just the worst.
If you catch your cat in the action just smack him/her. Always worked for my dog. Put his nose in his filth, smack him and put him outside. That's how our dog stopped shitting the house (well that, and cheering on him when he was crapping outdoors). Man my dog was so stupid, but even a stupid dog can learn where to crap and where to not crap.
If you catch your cat in the action just smack him/her. Always worked for my dog. Put his nose in his filth, smack him and put him outside. That's how our dog stopped shitting the house (well that, and cheering on him when he was crapping outdoors). Man my dog was so stupid, but even a stupid dog can learn where to crap and where to not crap.

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Re: Are cats truly evil?
They learn how to shit in a box.
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Re: Are cats truly evil?
pets are pure evil.
they smell
they loose hairs
they make noise
they make a big mess
they cost a fortune on food and vets
they need my precious attention.
it would be like having ANOTHER sister.
they smell
they loose hairs
they make noise
they make a big mess
they cost a fortune on food and vets
they need my precious attention.
it would be like having ANOTHER sister.

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I have Aslan as my pet
Try taming that S.O.B
Try taming that S.O.B
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