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Language jokes pl0x.

- Why does 6 fear 7?
- Becoz 7 8 9


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Not quite sure what you mean by language jokes...
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Heosphoros wrote:Not quite sure what you mean by language jokes...


:palm:






Try to understand after this1 (maybe hard to understand) :

- How do you do, and how do you do your wife?
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No really what do you mean by that.
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FireVortex wrote:No really what do you mean by that.


ru serious?
I even gave an example :banghead:
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i dont quite get it either these are not language jokes first is a math joke for a start
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There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine
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*BlackFox wrote:There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine


w00t someone understood me :D
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hahahahhahh

I laughed my ass off with those gifs.
*BlackFox wrote:There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine


Win, better than yours, OP. lol
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Mirosuke wrote:hahahahhahh

I laughed my ass off with those gifs.
Yeah, it was funny
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marijnz0r wrote:
FireVortex wrote:No really what do you mean by that.


ru serious?
I even gave an example :banghead:


Lawl i posted that before you edited.
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marijnz0r wrote:Language jokes pl0x.

- Why does 6 fear 7?
- Becoz 7 8 9


:dope:

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De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
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xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
That was soo hilerious. But can you translate it?
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MarshMallow wrote:
xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
That was soo hilerious. But can you translate it?

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piootr wrote:
MarshMallow wrote:
xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
That was soo hilerious. But can you translate it?

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It's a sentence that a little girl wanted to say, but she couldn't pronounce the L, so she said something totally different xD
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xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.



Along the long lime-tree lane, Lientje taught Lotje how to walk?
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Corevalue wrote:It's a sentence that a little girl wanted to say, but she couldn't pronounce the L, so she said something totally different xD
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devilti wrote:
xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.



Along the long lime-tree lane, Lientje taught Lotje how to walk?


pro :D
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America has the right to "Bear" arms, but Britain does not.


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You drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
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McLovin1t wrote:You drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?



you drive on the ROAD and park on the DRIVE though il give you driveway
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Ok, you can drive on a parkway.
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wouldn't these be called puns?
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bot_antist wrote:wouldn't these be called puns?

More of a play on words.
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marijnz0r wrote:
devilti wrote:
xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.



Along the long lime-tree lane, Lientje taught Lotje how to walk?


pro :D


Are you being sarcastic? I owe this to Wikipedia btw.
What did it say, lol

anyways, this might not be a language joke but its a pretty funny joke.

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lame ones, but here ya go:

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

When I questioned the livestock delivery company as to whether or not they could quickly move some donkeys. They said they could haul ass.

An illiterate fisherman was lost at "c".
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