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The apparent possessor of the world’s strongest vagina recently broke her own vagina weight lifting record by hefting 14 kilograms using only the powerful grip of her intimate muscles.

The 42-year-old woman, Tatiana Kozhevnikova, a resident of the Russian city of Novosibirsk, has honed her genitals with years of training, and is now apparently a record holder, having been recognised by the Guinness Book of Records.

She explains what led her down the ill-trodden path of becoming a vaginal weight lifter:

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls. I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

Having balls stuck inside her apparently did not dampen the ardour with which she trained; she kept at it, and describes her most recent training regime:

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The sexual applications of such muscular power are apparently not lost on her either:

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”


just wtf..
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why would you make a thread like this.
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They build em strong in Russia.
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dont know really , just felt like it i guess, but their has been worse threads lol
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When I read the thread, I was like "WTF?". Then I saw the name and I was like "oh"
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Puts on mask, takes out shotgun....someone must die. :banghead:
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Lol seeing this makes me remember the Russian hairdresser who raped the robber..
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FireVortex wrote:Lol seeing this makes me remember the Russian hairdresser who raped the robber..


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strong vajs dont make men happy...tight ones do :P
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Mr.Ganji wrote:strong vajs dont make men happy...tight ones do :P

+1 lol yeah, could you imagen trying to... that hard thing? lol
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Vinyl wrote:...

why would you make a thread like this.

why not dont be a thread prude

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i just got an erection !
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CrimsonNuker wrote:When I read the thread, I was like "WTF?". Then I saw the name and I was like "oh"


rofl, same here.

but does that mean she can hold your penis and not let it go? you would be stuck in her vagina for eternity.
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^ wud be pretty funny lol.

but imo its a pretty cool vagina. :P
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But seriously.. that's kinda cool. O.O
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Mr.Ganji wrote:strong vajs dont make men happy...tight ones do :P


same thing. Stronger muscle leads to tightening of the vagina hence why she's able to hold a ball in there. A weak vagina would be less tight hence, the ball would fall out...
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XemnasXD wrote:
Mr.Ganji wrote:strong vajs dont make men happy...tight ones do :P


same thing. Stronger muscle leads to tightening of the vagina hence why she's able to hold a ball in there. A weak vagina would be less tight hence, the ball would fall out...



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Ash wrote:i just got an erection !

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if she has another baby, would her vagina muscles give the baby a brain hemorrhage...??

lmao @ the phrase "vaginal weight lifter". dangg.. i bet that's awkward for her kids.

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Element112 wrote:if she has another baby, would her vagina muscles give the baby a brain hemorrhage...??

lmao @ the phrase "vaginal weight lifter". dangg.. i bet that's awkward for her kids.


She would just monster the kid out like it's nothing.
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Reise wrote:
Element112 wrote:if she has another baby, would her vagina muscles give the baby a brain hemorrhage...??

lmao @ the phrase "vaginal weight lifter". dangg.. i bet that's awkward for her kids.


She would just monster the kid out like it's nothing.


if this is true then she could set a world record for shooting a pebble (or marble) the farthest with a vag
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heroo wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:When I read the thread, I was like "WTF?". Then I saw the name and I was like "oh"


rofl, same here.

but does that mean she can hold your penis and not let it go? you would be stuck in her vagina for eternity.

Hmmmm... I cant really find much to complain about there =]
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Nyima wrote:Hmmmm... I cant really find much to complain about there =]


:roll: similar story

A lady had an orgasm so intense that she vaginally trapped her husband’s penis inside her for over two hours, causing the pair to be hospitalised and nearly costing the husband his manhood.

The couple, Ivan (56) and Valentina (51), had apparently received a copy of the Kama Sutra, the traditional Indian sex manual well known for some challenging positions, as a joke birthday present they say.

Undaunted and doubtless aroused, the pair opted to try out some of the positions detailed in the book; after much joyful experimentation, they reached “Indrani”, a position where the lady lies on her back with her knees brought up to her chest and legs spread, allowing the man read access.

The position proved effective and Valentina soon climaxed intensely, involuntarily contracting the muscles of her vagina vigorously as a result.

So tightly did she contract that Ivan could not so much as withdraw his penis; worse yet, the contraction persisted, and the couple vainly struggled to free themselves for two hours.

It soon became apparent that they were in serious difficulty, and would require medical assistance.

An ambulance soon arrived, and first responders described the terrible scene they were confronted with:

“We couldn’t help laughing looking at them. The two lovers, who were not young at all, were stuck in such a position!”

Doctors soon realised the man could be in danger of a most unfortunate injury:
“We had to hurry because the swelling of the man’s sex organ had begun. We called our best surgeons, but the man somehow escaped!”

It seems the prospect of the tender ministrations of the surgeons persuaded Ivan to get loose. He apparently fled the scene without debilitating injury, and doctors found only a bleeding Valentina.

The surgeons operated on her, and she escaped significant injury, though clearly the pride of both will not soon be recovering.
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Jstar1 wrote:
Reise wrote:She would just monster the kid out like it's nothing.


if this is true then she could set a world record for shooting a pebble (or marble) the farthest with a vag


omg hahahahah what would it be like to judge something like that? When I train my vagina to be as strong as hers, I can only hope to surpass her vagina marble shooting record.

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