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The Conficker worm

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How a Brainy Worm Might Jack the World's PCs on April 1

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More technical info on the worm here: http://mtc.sri.com/Conficker/

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ehh , bullshit
we gonna see what happens on 1 april 8)
COOL SIG

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APRIL FOOLS
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Another reason why I want a Mac.

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Blindfire wrote:Another reason why I want a Mac.

its only a matter of time before macs get a butt load of viruses as well.
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True, but until that happens I wouldn't have to worry about shit like this.

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i aint scared. bring it on bitches.

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April 1? That's going to be a blast!

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Can't wait to see that happen.
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HejsaN wrote:
cpinney wrote:download more ram.

Where? Did not find any on google. :soosad:

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CrimsonNuker wrote:APRIL FOOLS

Haha, yeah, that's the first thought that crossed my mind. Later I found out that the April 1 date isn't really documented. Guess some people made the date up. Oh well, let's sit back and watch the fireworks, I guess.
cpinney wrote:its only a matter of time before macs get a butt load of viruses as well.

Oh, viruses on Macs are alive and well, it's just that they're unsuccessful around 99.9% of the time. The architecture of Unix-based operating systems (Like Macs) makes it a little more challenging for malware to gain admin rights without user interaction. So infected Macs are usually the result of user error.

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Dont download pronz. Its bad for you!
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all my computers are PC's. shud i be scared? =/ :)

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CrimsonNuker wrote:APRIL FOOLS


thinking about this just now

and mac is only like 7% market share, theres no point trying to put viruses in it
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SweetNess wrote:all my computers are PC's. shud i be scared? =/ :)



No.

For now you can only recieve it by opening a certain attachment from ... well a certain mail.
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I don't find this funny. I don't find this entertaining. I don't find this interesting. I find this to be extremely stupid.
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I was unaware the world revolved around you, we apologise for angering you oh godly one.

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Blindfire wrote:I was unaware the world revolved around you, we apologise for angering you oh godly one.


Your sarcasm fails, dude, i could care less what you think about me. I'm just stating what i think about this piece of shit article.
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x-lax is hoping for butt rape on april 1st and i hope he gets his wish

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I don't believe the intent of the article or the thread ever was for comic relief, to peak anyone's interest (no one outside IT, anyway), or entertain anybody. It was intended to educate people about a known piece of malware currently residing in millions of PCs that has potential to be very dangerous if not patched. Since the majority of the forum members run on Windows machines it only seemed reasonable to pass this information on.

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I bet venus made this worm to hax me of my 1337 account.
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nohunta wrote:I bet venus made this worm to hax me of my 1337 account.


None of this shit in the OTL plx. :P

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Bop wrote:x-lax is hoping for butt rape on april 1st and i hope he gets his wish


Sorry, i don't swing that way.


Fug_Dup wrote:I don't believe the intent of the article or the thread ever was for comic relief, to peak anyone's interest (no one outside IT, anyway), or entertain anybody. It was intended to educate people about a known piece of malware currently residing in millions of PCs that has potential to be very dangerous if not patched. Since the majority of the forum members run on Windows machines it only seemed reasonable to pass this information on.


I thought it was a joke, if it's not then i don't care, I need to reformat soon anyways.
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Prophet Izaach wrote:
nohunta wrote:I bet venus made this worm to hax me of my 1337 account.


None of this shit in the OTL plx. :P
Spoiler!

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nohunta wrote:I bet venus made this worm to hax me of my 1337 account.


....really?
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cpinney wrote:
Blindfire wrote:Another reason why I want a Mac.

its only a matter of time before macs get a butt load of viruses as well.


not with their ridicules prices.
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You have to buy the worm :o
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only_me wrote:ehh , bullshit
we gonna see what happens on 1 april 8)
Yeah! lulz
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*BlackFox wrote:
only_me wrote:ehh , bullshit
we gonna see what happens on 1 april 8)
Yeah! lulz



this will only effect those already infected, as long as you dont get it in the next week, u should be fine...

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Fug_Dup wrote:
cpinney wrote:its only a matter of time before macs get a butt load of viruses as well.

Oh, viruses on Macs are alive and well, it's just that they're unsuccessful around 99.9% of the time. The architecture of Unix-based operating systems (Like Macs) makes it a little more challenging for malware to gain admin rights without user interaction. So infected Macs are usually the result of user error.


Plus there is almost virtually no market out there currently.

Oh and...
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April 1, what now?
hurr durr

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