Corrupt a Wish

[TOloseGT]

granted, we get killer psycho praying mantis instead o.o

i wish i was a pop star

[Rumai]

granted but u are not a pop star, you are a pop moon

i wish that bounzzer would stop crying in pm's that he's sending to me.-.-

[mahumps]

Granted, but instead of pm'ing you. He goes to your house everyday and cry.

I wish I can speak all the laungages in the world. <--- I'm not sure if I wished this one already.

[TOloseGT]

granted, but ur brain exploded

i wish i could understand all the languages in the world

[Doron]

Granted, but your brain can't take it and you land in a coma.

I wish I will become a big hollywood movie star!

[TOloseGT]

granted, but the paparazzi followed u everywhere and u got so pissed off u stabbed one in the balls and he fined u for $10 gazillion and the judge sided wit him cuz the legal system is fked up

i wish i was a gifted lawyer

[Rumai]

granted but chuck norris punch you in the face

i wish i was chuck norris

[vietxboy911]

granted but then you found out chuck norris isnt a man and is gay.

i wish that i had a longer vacation

[bboy23]

Granted, but they are permanent vacations and you lose your job for good!

I wish I had a $5 Million Mansion!!!

[vietxboy911]

granted but it was the playgirl mansion and 100 gay guys lived there and they try to rape you every single night.

I WISH THAT IT WASNT SO HOT IN FLORIDA

[Rumai]

granted but there will be an new ice age just over your house so u die

i wish that i was a -> <-

[TOloseGT]

granted, but u couldn't reflect light and cars ran u over

i wish i had an orange

[mahumps]

Granted, it taste like mango.

I wish I have a star named after me.

[Rumai]

granted but it explodes

i wish i was a monster truck so i can run over ur house

[TOloseGT]

granted, but mega spikes kill ur tires

i wish i could travel faster than light

[Rumai]

granted but light stop exist so ur brain get paralyzed

i wish for an big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

[bboy23]

granted, but is also big enough for the whole world to KICK!

I wish I was the best guitar player in the world

[LaloHao]

Granted, but in Guitar Hero.

I wish i had a 150" Plasma TV fully functionable, unbreakable, that has energy forever and all the T.V. Channels on the Universe.

[bboy23]

granted, but a gang of robbers break into your house and steal it.

I wish I could tell the future

[Thomas42]

Granted, but you foresee your own death.

I wish that all silkbuyers suddenly do a chargeback

[Rumai]

granted but , eh... they kill u

i wish that every emo in the world would have a party, cuz i would set fire to that house

[bboy23]

granted, but then you get depressed for mass killing and become an emo yourself

I wish I could have my own private jet

[Toshiharu]

granted, but then you overload the plane with too many emo's in it and it crashed right after take off.

I wish I could have a better utility belt than Batman ever had.

[bboy23]

Granted! but then it has too many gadgets and weights so much that you can't even walk.

I wish The Joker could have corrupted Batman

[mahumps]

Granted, but he corrupts you first.

I wish I have the jokers signature before the actor died.

[sunny rays]

granted but he rigged the signed paper to burn up immediately after.

I wish for absolutely nothing.

[vietxboy911]

granted but then you were just dreaming

I wish that i had a 1000 inch vertical jump

[Pericles]

Before you get the wish, you remember that you dont have one leg.

I Wish a haircut ^^

[crazyskwrls]

granted but the hairdresser cut ur head off

i wish for raining pies!!!!

[TOloseGT]

granted, they were poisonous pies and killed u

i wish i could teleport newhere in the world at will