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Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder.
But don't nobody wanna lift no heavy. ass. weight.
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thank you, that has inspired me.
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Ain't nothin to it but to do it.
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There's a huge line between saying it and actually doing it.
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Yeah buddy!! WOOO
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ya'll got STALLOWN3d!!!!11

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wut was that? :?
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Fat_Smurf wrote:wut was that? :?

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HejsaN wrote:
Fat_Smurf wrote:wut was that? :?

watch out soda is coming after you
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i thought stall was having his period i was like O_O
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so stall, i'm just curious.

you really train intensive fitness in real life?
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heroo wrote:so stall, i'm just curious.

you really train intensive fitness in real life?

owning noobs is hard work.

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i will skip the gym today, thanks...

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rotten.com wrote:The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."
He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".

To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.
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AvAlAnChE1 wrote:
heroo wrote:so stall, i'm just curious.

you really train intensive fitness in real life?

owning noobs is hard work.


for a pu$$y it is yes :P


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@agent that is some disgusting shit
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Time to break da record!
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someone post link to the pic plz or pm it to me :D
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XemnasXD wrote:i thought stall was having his period i was like O_O


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Stall is right,there are so many lazy ppl nowdays

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Stallowned wrote:Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder.
But don't nobody wanna lift no heavy. ass. weight.


Good but not original-------> http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/tshirts/heavyweight.html
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ironic! dildo, original, thats irony kindgomd
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Body building is nasty looking, more muscle than anything..being fit is better IMO. Not grossly strong.
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DildoGoblin wrote:
Stallowned wrote:Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder.
But don't nobody wanna lift no heavy. ass. weight.


Good but not original-------> http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/tshirts/heavyweight.html

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Lightweight.
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Stallowned wrote:
DildoGoblin wrote:
Stallowned wrote:Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder.
But don't nobody wanna lift no heavy. ass. weight.


Good but not original-------> http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/tshirts/heavyweight.html

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Lightweight.



omg is that some 120 lbs dumbell? :shock:
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working out is fun...it relieves stress, increases self-esteem, confidence and leaves you satisfied with your appearance...

I have a friend.. mad Farking buff, hes average or a lill shorter than average, been working out since grade five, Farking huge muscles theyre unnatural for a 15 year old
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Dystopia wrote:working out is fun...it relieves stress, increases self-esteem, confidence and leaves you satisfied with your appearance...

I have a friend.. mad Farking buff, hes average or a lill shorter than average, been working out since grade five, Farking huge muscles theyre unnatural for a 15 year old



+1 i workout almost everyday since like 2 years, but I don't do ''power training'' or w/e you call it in english, the thing that amke you look like hulk, cause I don't wanna look like a huge ham. :P
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Fat_Smurf wrote:
Dystopia wrote:working out is fun...it relieves stress, increases self-esteem, confidence and leaves you satisfied with your appearance...

I have a friend.. mad Farking buff, hes average or a lill shorter than average, been working out since grade five, Farking huge muscles theyre unnatural for a 15 year old



+1 i workout almost everyday since like 2 years, but I don't do ''power training'' or w/e you call it in english, the thing that amke you look like hulk, cause I don't wanna look like a huge ham. :P

That's the excuse everyone who is lazy and or can't make gains uses.
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Stallowned wrote:
Fat_Smurf wrote:
Dystopia wrote:working out is fun...it relieves stress, increases self-esteem, confidence and leaves you satisfied with your appearance...

I have a friend.. mad Farking buff, hes average or a lill shorter than average, been working out since grade five, Farking huge muscles theyre unnatural for a 15 year old



+1 i workout almost everyday since like 2 years, but I don't do ''power training'' or w/e you call it in english, the thing that amke you look like hulk, cause I don't wanna look like a huge ham. :P

That's the excuse everyone who is lazy and or can't make gains uses.


i train my endurance instead, im fit but not huge. I could change my training and eat 6 egg every morning and I would look like the black dude in 2 years and it wouldn't be harder.
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girls actually dislike being choked by 5 ton biceps
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