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If you think you're different than everyone else, if you think you play differently than everyone else, if you think you're (or aspire to be) better than everyone else, if you're a messed up individual, a deviant, a pervert, a loli, a pedo, a pious religious fellow, a sadist, a masochist, a player killer, a sore loser, a char gender switcher, a tyrant sympathizer, a country hater, an anarchist even, then we want you (so bad that I'm fantasizing right now). If you want to play with a difference, or play indifferent while being high, or you want to be with other players who think outside their balls, play with them or against or "in them" whenever you feel like it, then we want you in this guild yesterday and now, and I'll even want to shove my hot spear into your dimmed future. If you first saw Isy and got a boner, saw Yarkan and sized up his bum, looked at Roc and said fantastic! and "accidentally your couldn't" hold it in, then we would break your limbs so we can drag you into our guild.

-There is no level requirement.
-There is no age restriction.
-There is no requirement for maturity.
-You will not be respected, and you will not be required to respect anyone.
-You must know what Pirates are.
-There will be chaos.
-You must be active (spamming swear words in guild chat is fine too).


If you have read this far, and understood every word, then you may join.
Contact any of the following players:

SyIhana (spelt with a capped i)
Hershey

HWAT THE ....., I MAY WANT IN

HTVHitokiri wrote:[Status]

If you think you're different than everyone else, if you think you play differently than everyone else, if you think you're (or aspire to be) better than everyone else, if you're a messed up individual, a deviant, a pervert, a loli, a pedo, a pious religious fellow, a sadist, a masochist, a player killer, a sore loser, a char gender switcher, a tyrant sympathizer, a country hater, an anarchist even, then we want you.

You stole this from the statue of liberty!

there are so many things in that list that i am (87%) but i is empire nao sowwy mens

syls on fire now? so do you play both of your 105 bowers like a fool or what?

p.s ur ugly

Hershey is thar? IM IN!

what a awesome guild recruitment!
made my Thursday morning, haha
goodluck with the guild guys

We have ~25 spots open, come join

Hilarious. Lol.

<3

We need more mens!

womens are welcome too though, we believe in equal rights

hitokiri wrote:womens are welcome too though, we believe in equal rights

Lies.

Bumping diz biznatch.

i tried to pm those guys to get invited but noone was on :| pm me when ur on.

My ign on fire is: Ryujo il be on all day

Most are normally on later in the day, I'll be around between 7pm and 1am PST.

its cool i got invited

Bumping.
Hersh is a dick.

so liek, our guild is kinda totally awesome.

And liek, totally was interrupted by server check.

Totally

Oh yah, since Syl didn't believe me:

Looks shoop'd.

I heard Tsu is a pirate.

Mens, keep the aww's and the can i hug you's out of the guild chat

THIS IS STATUS

RoqueWelle wrote:Mens, keep the aww's and the can i hug you's out of the guild chat

THIS IS STATUS

**** Empire crap, annoying fucks.

RoqueWelle wrote:Mens, keep the aww's and the can i hug you's out of the guild chat

THIS IS STATUS

There's always anal.

*inserts penis*

cpinney wrote:*inserts penis*

:[
Not like this.

Twist wrote:

RoqueWelle wrote:Mens, keep the aww's and the can i hug you's out of the guild chat

THIS IS STATUS

**** Empire crap, annoying fucks.

de fak?

Lypow wrote:

Twist wrote:

RoqueWelle wrote:Mens, keep the aww's and the can i hug you's out of the guild chat

THIS IS STATUS

**** Empire crap, annoying fucks.

de fak?

i think hes jealous of us