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Its been ages since ive done a parody, and clearly this is the current hot forum. Anyone that spots the irony can have a cookie.

CROWD: A bot! A bot! A bot! We've got a bot! A bot!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a bot, might we ban him?
CROWD: Ban him! Ban!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: How do you know he is a bot?
VILLAGER #2: He looks like one.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Bring him forward.
BOT: I'm not a bot. I'm not a bot.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
BOT: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
BOT: And this isn't my desktop, it's a false one.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the screeny.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: The screeny?
VILLAGER #1: And the conversation log -- but he is a bot!
CROWD: Ban him! Bot! Bot! Ban him!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Did you dress him up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: He has got a multiclient.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: What makes you think he is a bot?
VILLAGER #3: Well, he KS’d me.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: KS?
VILLAGER #3: I went to a new area.
VILLAGER #2: Ban him anyway!
CROWD: Ban! Ban him!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
he is a bot.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with bots?
VILLAGER #2: Ban!
CROWD: Ban, ban them up!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: And what do you ban apart from bots?
VILLAGER #1: More bots!
VILLAGER #2: Spammers!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: So, why do spammers get banned?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they spam...?
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: So, how do we tell whether he spams?
VILLAGER #1: See if he uses a 3rd party program?
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Ah, but could a simple client edit also removes the spam filter?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Does a client edit make it hard to log in?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: You dont dc! You dont dc!
VILLAGER #1: Ask him to log in!
CROWD: To Xian!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: What also makes you log in easy?
VILLAGER #1: Log in trick!
VILLAGER #2: Multiclient!
VILLAGER #3: Type it really quickly!
VILLAGER #1: My bunny foot!
VILLAGER #2: Rev6!
VILLAGER #1: Press enter twice!
VILLAGER #2: His mom!
VILLAGER #3: Off peak -- off peak!
VILLAGER #2: G15 keyboard -- G15 keyboard!
ARTHUR: A premium.
CROWD: Oooh.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... he.. logs in as easy as a premium ticket, he's a spammer.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A bot!
CROWD: A bot!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: We shall use my legit client!
[yelling]
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Right, select Xian server!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A bot! A bot!
<The Bot logs in the first try>
BOT: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Ban him! Ban! [yelling]


A Trice and Sylhana Production.

trice.. you should consider making a voice-over on the original MP version <.<

<3

cin wrote:trice.. you should consider making a voice-over on the original MP version <.<

<3

I'd come and do it on vent, but my mic is broken

LMAO!
It's not safe for work... I was laughing loud.

actually I was working on a parody based upon Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition (posted the videos yesterday) but now I guess I throw it in the bin.

Good work Trice


edit: wanted to link to the thread but apparently got deleted

this.... is.... HYSTERICAL!

i SOO lol'ed in IRL.

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So in the end the 'bot' logs in in 1 try, and therefore he's a bot? :\

TwelveEleven wrote:So in the end the 'bot' logs in in 1 try, and therefore he's a bot? :\

Ya I'm thinking the same thing.... huh?

Posei wrote:

TwelveEleven wrote:So in the end the 'bot' logs in in 1 try, and therefore he's a bot? :\

Ya I'm thinking the same thing.... huh?

did you watch the original scene? they prove that the "witch" is a witch based on entirely nonsensical criteria, just like in the parody.

SuicideGrl wrote:

Posei wrote:

TwelveEleven wrote:So in the end the 'bot' logs in in 1 try, and therefore he's a bot? :\

Ya I'm thinking the same thing.... huh?

did you watch the original scene? they prove that the "witch" is a witch based on entirely nonsensical criteria, just like in the parody.

Ofc I've seen it.. I know practically that whole movie by heart. It was funny but I'm sure you can login first try on Xian without a prem sometimes.

MONTY PYTHON!!! hahahha very funny 1 trice and u did it of my fav movie!!

good parody

but isnt this supposed to be in GD ?

People at my office are wondering why im hysterically laughing at my monitor XD

Trice, be my valentine <3

Hahah Trice this was a good one XD

haha your stories always hit a soft spot on me. good job, i loved it.

Nice one LOL

mighty gay i say
why is this posted here? this should be in the bad humor forum

keep this forum banning bots not parody

BURN THE WITCHES, BURN THE WITCHES

DON'T TAKE TIME TO SEW YOUR STITCHES

You forgot the mighty YELLOW BOX!

Simplifique wrote:

aruin wrote:mighty gay i say
why is this posted here? this should be in the bad humor forum

keep this forum banning bots not parody

We should add you as a voice over on vent for one of the crowd members : D.

ROFL

+1

lolz

Nice Parody!

But isn't it funny because the villagers and SUICIDEGRLEMIR's character are ignorant. I don't know if that is a parallel you want to be drawing.

Still funny though.

TheifInTheDark wrote:lolz

Nice Parody!

But isn't it funny because the villagers and SUICIDEGRLEMIR's character are ignorant. I don't know if that is a parallel you want to be drawing.

Still funny though.

You get the cookie for seeing the intended irony. =]