[Parody] Monty Python - Burn the Witch II

[Trice]

Original Scene

Its been ages since ive done a parody, and clearly this is the current hot forum. Anyone that spots the irony can have a cookie.

CROWD: A bot! A bot! A bot! We've got a bot! A bot!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a bot, might we ban him?
CROWD: Ban him! Ban!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: How do you know he is a bot?
VILLAGER #2: He looks like one.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Bring him forward.
BOT: I'm not a bot. I'm not a bot.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
BOT: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
BOT: And this isn't my desktop, it's a false one.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the screeny.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: The screeny?
VILLAGER #1: And the conversation log -- but he is a bot!
CROWD: Ban him! Bot! Bot! Ban him!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Did you dress him up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: He has got a multiclient.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: What makes you think he is a bot?
VILLAGER #3: Well, he KS’d me.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: KS?
VILLAGER #3: I went to a new area.
VILLAGER #2: Ban him anyway!
CROWD: Ban! Ban him!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
he is a bot.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with bots?
VILLAGER #2: Ban!
CROWD: Ban, ban them up!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: And what do you ban apart from bots?
VILLAGER #1: More bots!
VILLAGER #2: Spammers!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: So, why do spammers get banned?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they spam...?
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: So, how do we tell whether he spams?
VILLAGER #1: See if he uses a 3rd party program?
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Ah, but could a simple client edit also removes the spam filter?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Does a client edit make it hard to log in?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: You dont dc! You dont dc!
VILLAGER #1: Ask him to log in!
CROWD: To Xian!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: What also makes you log in easy?
VILLAGER #1: Log in trick!
VILLAGER #2: Multiclient!
VILLAGER #3: Type it really quickly!
VILLAGER #1: My bunny foot!
VILLAGER #2: Rev6!
VILLAGER #1: Press enter twice!
VILLAGER #2: His mom!
VILLAGER #3: Off peak -- off peak!
VILLAGER #2: G15 keyboard -- G15 keyboard!
ARTHUR: A premium.
CROWD: Oooh.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... he.. logs in as easy as a premium ticket, he's a spammer.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A bot!
CROWD: A bot!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: We shall use my legit client!
[yelling]
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Right, select Xian server!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A bot! A bot!
<The Bot logs in the first try>
BOT: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Ban him! Ban! [yelling]


A Trice and Sylhana Production.

[Sylhana]

Lol Trice. Too much credit for me. I just suggested a small change. your parodies, this one gave me a .

[cin]

trice.. you should consider making a voice-over on the original MP version <.<

<3

[Trice]

trice.. you should consider making a voice-over on the original MP version <.<

<3

I'd come and do it on vent, but my mic is broken

[Cloverleaf]

LMAO!
It's not safe for work... I was laughing loud.

[Shimrod]

actually I was working on a parody based upon Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition (posted the videos yesterday) but now I guess I throw it in the bin.

Good work Trice


edit: wanted to link to the thread but apparently got deleted

[SuicideGrl]

this.... is.... HYSTERICAL!

i SOO lol'ed in IRL.

[the_wicked]

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[TwelveEleven]

So in the end the 'bot' logs in in 1 try, and therefore he's a bot? :\

[Posei]

So in the end the 'bot' logs in in 1 try, and therefore he's a bot? :\

Ya I'm thinking the same thing.... huh?

[SuicideGrl]

So in the end the 'bot' logs in in 1 try, and therefore he's a bot? :\

Ya I'm thinking the same thing.... huh?

did you watch the original scene? they prove that the "witch" is a witch based on entirely nonsensical criteria, just like in the parody.

[Posei]

So in the end the 'bot' logs in in 1 try, and therefore he's a bot? :\

Ya I'm thinking the same thing.... huh?

did you watch the original scene? they prove that the "witch" is a witch based on entirely nonsensical criteria, just like in the parody.

Ofc I've seen it.. I know practically that whole movie by heart. It was funny but I'm sure you can login first try on Xian without a prem sometimes.

[4reaLz]

MONTY PYTHON!!! hahahha very funny 1 trice and u did it of my fav movie!!

[Asyamura]

good parody

but isnt this supposed to be in GD ?

[Spanktastik]

People at my office are wondering why im hysterically laughing at my monitor XD

Trice, be my valentine <3

[QingMei]

Hahah Trice this was a good one XD

[tedtwilliger]

haha your stories always hit a soft spot on me. good job, i loved it.

[crazy_foo]

Nice one LOL

[aruin]

mighty gay i say
why is this posted here? this should be in the bad humor forum

keep this forum banning bots not parody

[Fat_Smurf]

BURN THE WITCHES, BURN THE WITCHES

DON'T TAKE TIME TO SEW YOUR STITCHES

[deep.in]

You forgot the mighty YELLOW BOX!

[Simplifique]

mighty gay i say
why is this posted here? this should be in the bad humor forum

keep this forum banning bots not parody

We should add you as a voice over on vent for one of the crowd members : D.

[deep.in]

mighty gay i say
why is this posted here? this should be in the bad humor forum

keep this forum banning bots not parody

We should add you as a voice over on vent for one of the crowd members : D.

ROFL

+1

[TheifInTheDark]

lolz

Nice Parody!

But isn't it funny because the villagers and SUICIDEGRLEMIR's character are ignorant. I don't know if that is a parallel you want to be drawing.

Still funny though.

[Trice]

lolz

Nice Parody!

But isn't it funny because the villagers and SUICIDEGRLEMIR's character are ignorant. I don't know if that is a parallel you want to be drawing.

Still funny though.

You get the cookie for seeing the intended irony. =]