[STORY] Star Wars and Hackers.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:33 pm
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away, some Joymax bosses are playing a Generic Star Wars game on a console of the reader's choice...
William: pzzaaaaaw, pshhhht! yeah, light sabre are awesome
David: Hells yeah, Darth Vader time NAO!!!!!!!
W: what?
D: Saw it on a global, smoeone on silkroad, liked the potter suits
W: Silkroad? Hmm, didn't we close that down ages ago?
D: No lol, its one of our flagships, we bring out lots of real money items for it, we get quite a nice income from it and its sister korean versions, and the updates that people buy for privately owned versions (thanks silver0)
W: Hm, ok.
D:*kills a stormtrooper* HA! Eat sabre!
W: You're such a dork.
D: Pff, not as bad as those people that play Silkroad and use their spears as a sabre
W: Silkroad? Hmm, that name is familiar...
D: Dude.
W:
D: I just told you what it was
W: Oh yeah haha, so you did, my bad.
D: *pauses game* one sec buddy, phone's ringin
W: Let it ring, its just gonna be your wife ringin to ask if you want meatloaf or lasagna for dinner, and we both know you want neither, coz the bitch cant cook. Let it ring and lets deal with the AT-AT
D: *laughs and answers the phone*
D: Oh, hey, we were just talkin about you. Yeah. Yeah? Oh no really? Damn. And I guess they want us to do something about it? Hmm. Alright, er, gimme a little while, I'll call a board/staff meeting and we'll discuss something and get back to you. Yup. Ok. Alright, speak to you soon, and may the force be with you. *hangs up*
W: Dork.
D: >.>
W: Who was it?
D: Silkroad moderators
W: Silkroad... er?
D: Piss off.
W: Haha, just messin. What did they want?
D: Well apparantly, loads of people have been complainin about our low standards and now to top it all off theres been an outbreak of hackings over almost every high level account.
W: Sounds kinda bad
D: Yeah, it could be better. So I said we'd have a meeting to decide what to do
W: Now?
D: Yes now!
W: But Peter is on holiday, and Jessica is on maternity leave.
D: Hmm
W: We could have it after lunch, after we've done this level.
D: I like how you think.
Lunchtime
W: Wanna do it tomorrow morning? Gives us time to sleep on it, and think up more ideas, and also, finish a few more levels.
D: Clever you are. Can see why made you director they did.
W: >.>
The Next morning
W: Man, Its Friday, we cant have a meeting on Friday, its like, Friday!
D: True, True.
W: We have to try to do something productive though
D: Pardon?
W: We have to try.
D: Do or do not, there is no try
W: Oh dear God stop with the quotes already, just pick up the sodding controller, lets roll.
Meanwhile, in Silkroad
Hacker 1: Wooooo, hacked the account, i pwn joo, i teh leet and all that jazz
Hacker's mate: Awesome, whats it got?
1: Hmm, som gear, som+9 weapon, no silk, 80 pacheon, fire, light, 60 force
mate: Force is so underrated.
1: Even so, 60? The force is strong with this one.
mate: Yeah i guess, its got to be used cleverly, like a pt giant, vital spots
1: Use the force you must
mate: indeed
1: anyway, hacked him! now to leave a message for all to see...
mate: "who's your daddy?!"
1: nah, "I am your father"
Monday Morning
W: Right.
D: So.
W: Ok then.
D: Yes.
W: I got sent a list of the main problems: Hackers. Problems. Hackers. Badness. ???? Error. Hackers. Server traffic. Random Disconnect. Hackers. Poor customer Service. Hackers. Scammers. Hackers.
D: Whoa! What was that last one?
W: Hackers
D: huh? no the other one
W: Scammers?
D: Yeah, dude that sounds awful. We should do something about that.
W: Er, ok.
D: *reads how they are being scammed* Some kind of rarely used image copy item duplicate scam?
W: Yeah, using the stall.
D: Ok, lets just put a notice on the website saying how to avoid getting scammed by it!!
W: Nice, that should stop everyone's fear of getting scammed.
D: Everyone's what?
W: Fear.
D: Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to the Dark Side.
W: >.>
D: ^_^
W: Ok, lets put it on the website, scammers get stopped, users have renewed faith in us for fixing the biggest problem they have, and we can go back to playin video games.
D: Awesome.
W: Want to do 1v1?
D: Sure, but I must warn you...
W: Yes?
D: Strike me down now and I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine
comments please ^.^
William: pzzaaaaaw, pshhhht! yeah, light sabre are awesome
David: Hells yeah, Darth Vader time NAO!!!!!!!
W: what?
D: Saw it on a global, smoeone on silkroad, liked the potter suits
W: Silkroad? Hmm, didn't we close that down ages ago?
D: No lol, its one of our flagships, we bring out lots of real money items for it, we get quite a nice income from it and its sister korean versions, and the updates that people buy for privately owned versions (thanks silver0)
W: Hm, ok.
D:*kills a stormtrooper* HA! Eat sabre!
W: You're such a dork.
D: Pff, not as bad as those people that play Silkroad and use their spears as a sabre
W: Silkroad? Hmm, that name is familiar...
D: Dude.
W:
D: I just told you what it was
W: Oh yeah haha, so you did, my bad.
D: *pauses game* one sec buddy, phone's ringin
W: Let it ring, its just gonna be your wife ringin to ask if you want meatloaf or lasagna for dinner, and we both know you want neither, coz the bitch cant cook. Let it ring and lets deal with the AT-AT
D: *laughs and answers the phone*
D: Oh, hey, we were just talkin about you. Yeah. Yeah? Oh no really? Damn. And I guess they want us to do something about it? Hmm. Alright, er, gimme a little while, I'll call a board/staff meeting and we'll discuss something and get back to you. Yup. Ok. Alright, speak to you soon, and may the force be with you. *hangs up*
W: Dork.
D: >.>
W: Who was it?
D: Silkroad moderators
W: Silkroad... er?
D: Piss off.
W: Haha, just messin. What did they want?
D: Well apparantly, loads of people have been complainin about our low standards and now to top it all off theres been an outbreak of hackings over almost every high level account.
W: Sounds kinda bad
D: Yeah, it could be better. So I said we'd have a meeting to decide what to do
W: Now?
D: Yes now!
W: But Peter is on holiday, and Jessica is on maternity leave.
D: Hmm
W: We could have it after lunch, after we've done this level.
D: I like how you think.
Lunchtime
W: Wanna do it tomorrow morning? Gives us time to sleep on it, and think up more ideas, and also, finish a few more levels.
D: Clever you are. Can see why made you director they did.
W: >.>
The Next morning
W: Man, Its Friday, we cant have a meeting on Friday, its like, Friday!
D: True, True.
W: We have to try to do something productive though
D: Pardon?
W: We have to try.
D: Do or do not, there is no try
W: Oh dear God stop with the quotes already, just pick up the sodding controller, lets roll.
Meanwhile, in Silkroad
Hacker 1: Wooooo, hacked the account, i pwn joo, i teh leet and all that jazz
Hacker's mate: Awesome, whats it got?
1: Hmm, som gear, som+9 weapon, no silk, 80 pacheon, fire, light, 60 force
mate: Force is so underrated.
1: Even so, 60? The force is strong with this one.
mate: Yeah i guess, its got to be used cleverly, like a pt giant, vital spots
1: Use the force you must
mate: indeed
1: anyway, hacked him! now to leave a message for all to see...
mate: "who's your daddy?!"
1: nah, "I am your father"
Monday Morning
W: Right.
D: So.
W: Ok then.
D: Yes.
W: I got sent a list of the main problems: Hackers. Problems. Hackers. Badness. ???? Error. Hackers. Server traffic. Random Disconnect. Hackers. Poor customer Service. Hackers. Scammers. Hackers.
D: Whoa! What was that last one?
W: Hackers
D: huh? no the other one
W: Scammers?
D: Yeah, dude that sounds awful. We should do something about that.
W: Er, ok.
D: *reads how they are being scammed* Some kind of rarely used image copy item duplicate scam?
W: Yeah, using the stall.
D: Ok, lets just put a notice on the website saying how to avoid getting scammed by it!!
W: Nice, that should stop everyone's fear of getting scammed.
D: Everyone's what?
W: Fear.
D: Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to the Dark Side.
W: >.>
D: ^_^
W: Ok, lets put it on the website, scammers get stopped, users have renewed faith in us for fixing the biggest problem they have, and we can go back to playin video games.
D: Awesome.
W: Want to do 1v1?
D: Sure, but I must warn you...
W: Yes?
D: Strike me down now and I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine
comments please ^.^
your other's about the uqnies and what not were fine and classic maybe, but focusing on the GMs in a way like this when you don't even know what they do nor who they are is just.....
