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[Good english] Joymax knows how to...

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:34 am
by Crni_Vatreni
...make ppl laugh, by writing stupid things like:

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...or:

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lol, try to find some more funny english by JM. :)

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:56 am
by southkorea321
lol

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:03 am
by PB_and_J
Almost every skill description.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:05 am
by ThatBluePerson
Yeah Im pretty sure they use Google Translate to translate SRO. Thats how much they care.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:20 am
by snigglez
wasnt the first quest with the jagan south guard a spelling mistake or error too..??

something about going east but your suppose to go west. hahah

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:26 am
by Jstar1
I hate how koreans are obsessed with english and work so hard to become fluent in the language

but when it comes to stuff like translating games, or writing signs for tourists in korea, or important international meetings, koreans can't speak english for crap

its ridiculous

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:28 am
by rumpleKillskin
lol
online translators ftw

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:41 am
by MiKe 51-50
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from the 1st sum

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:46 am
by Infstdraynor
A lot of skill description sound like fortune cookies.

"Infuse yourself with the wind to rip through the enemy's vital point".

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:49 am
by Sauron
What do you expect.. not everyone is perfect lol

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:56 am
by DragonTalon
You guys should go to Korea and make a video of you guys speaking perfect Korean... Thats right didnt think so

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:01 am
by disclaimer
Sauron wrote:What do you expect.. not everyone is perfect lol


Yes, but there is a difference between imperfection and complete failure.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:15 am
by miladq88
no one is forcing u to play the game if u dont ..... like it dont play the game

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:17 am
by Infstdraynor
DragonTalon wrote:You guys should go to Korea and make a video of you guys speaking perfect Korean... Thats right didnt think so


It's different, Asian languages are far more difficult than English, which is one of the easiest language to learn.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:45 am
by shinichitai
Infstdraynor wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:You guys should go to Korea and make a video of you guys speaking perfect Korean... Thats right didnt think so


It's different, Asian languages are far more difficult than English, which is one of the easiest language to learn.

thats only something someone who never learned an asian language would say.
"While many native speakers see to forget this, English is actually quite difficult to learn because of pronunciation issues and irregular verbs; in English, many words are spelled the same but sound different depending on the meaning. This makes the English language hard to understand even for people whose native tongue is a related language."

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:50 am
by Disturbed
DragonTalon wrote:You guys should go to Korea and make a video of you guys speaking perfect Korean... Thats right didnt think so


They're a Business, Usually you try to have a high quality product.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:53 am
by XemnasXD
Jstar1 wrote:I hate how koreans are obsessed with english and work so hard to become fluent in the language

but when it comes to stuff like translating games, or writing signs for tourists in korea, or important international meetings, koreans can't speak english for crap

its ridiculous


You do know koreans outsourced the translations to a UK company right?

so lets rephrase your ignorance.

Jstar1 wrote:I hate how ppl in the UK are obsessed with english and work so hard to become fluent in the language

but when it comes to stuff like translating games, or writing signs for tourists in korea, or important international meetings, ppl in the UK can't speak english for crap

its ridiculous


i know its ludicrous

:roll:

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:24 am
by SoBlu
Everything starting with the company name Joymax sounding more like a porn studio then a video game company.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:31 am
by egyptology
Infstdraynor wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:You guys should go to Korea and make a video of you guys speaking perfect Korean... Thats right didnt think so


It's different, Asian languages are far more difficult than English, which is one of the easiest language to learn.


English is the most difficult languange in the world to learn. English has the most number of irregular verbs, the most nonsensical grammar and also has two versions of each tense (unlike every other language, which only has one version of each tense). Unlike asian countries which have a fixed grammar language; apart from learning the diction/vocabulary, there is no challenge to them.

English...idioms, expceptions, extra tenses, slang, etc.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:41 am
by Amelie
egyptology wrote:[...]English is the most difficult languange in the world to learn. [...]


i speak 6 other languages and english was the easiest one.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:45 am
by Sylhana
It shouldnt be too hard for Joymax to hire one person to proof-read their translation work for the international edition. Its the little things like these that reflect the amount of commitment the company puts in to developing its product, as oppose to maximizing return.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:47 am
by Amelie
Sylhana wrote:It shouldnt be too hard for Joymax to hire one person to proof-read their translation work for the international edition. Its the little things like these that reflect the amount of commitment the company puts in to developing its product.


syl i think they need more common sense.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:48 am
by Sylhana
Amelie wrote:
Sylhana wrote:It shouldnt be too hard for Joymax to hire one person to proof-read their translation work for the international edition. Its the little things like these that reflect the amount of commitment the company puts in to developing its product.


syl i think they need more common sense.


Common sense isnt common.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:49 am
by Amelie
Sylhana wrote:
Amelie wrote:
Sylhana wrote:It shouldnt be too hard for Joymax to hire one person to proof-read their translation work for the international edition. Its the little things like these that reflect the amount of commitment the company puts in to developing its product.


syl i think they need more common sense.


Common sense isnt common.


i knew you'd say that. :love:

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:50 am
by Sylhana
Amelie wrote:
Sylhana wrote:
Amelie wrote:
Sylhana wrote:It shouldnt be too hard for Joymax to hire one person to proof-read their translation work for the international edition. Its the little things like these that reflect the amount of commitment the company puts in to developing its product.


syl i think they need more common sense.


Common sense isnt common.


i knew you'd say that. :love:


I had a feeling you knew I was going to say that :love:

P.s get on msn -.-

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:13 am
by Gwai_lo
You Think English is Easy???

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, or meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That is why, when the stars are out, they are visib Le, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:33 am
by Nyte
At least they try =p

IMO yea i think English is one of the easiest languages in the world when compared to others.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:43 am
by VforVendetta
/Claps, very good point about the English language, native speakers may find it easy, but for other people such as Eastern Asian countries even the letters or the way words are formed are completely alien to them. Learning English isn't all that easy, especially with the words that can have many meanings in the same sentence.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:08 am
by foudre
lol the skill Grad Reverse, supposed to res multiple people, did they really mean grad reverse, or wast the skill supposed to have been called grand reverse, and they just typed that in a bunch of places and decided to leave it?

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:39 am
by Dark Shifty
miladq88 wrote:no one is forcing u to play the game if u dont ..... like it dont play the game


off topic, supa_fly likes men :)

on topic, lol at the 8 ) haha