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crazyskwrls wrote:i dont feel like reading that much stuff give me a summary or something like that i am reading impaired
- Whenever a Hunter is in town, a mariachi follows him around singing songs about the Hunters heroism.
A bajillion double dollars worth of threads have been posted about the new Triangular Conflict system. Disgruntled Traders, who no longer enjoy the warm and tender comfort of 1-star trade upon reaching level 40, find the new system to be as painful as getting stabbed in the anus. HEUURRRGHH This is unacceptable, the traders heurghed. Traders have cried buckets of tears, rebelled against society and lost their will to live.
This prompted the ever-loving Silkroad community to leave their families behind and meditate on a possible solution. After days and days of pondering, the ever-loving Silkroad community seems to have come up with a solution level-restriction. This means that Thieves can only attack Traders who are within a 5-level range. Woot No more level 80 Thief raping level 47 Traders Peace and harmony shall rule our hearts once again
Unfortunately, Joymax has yet to implement this supposed solution - enraging the Traders even more. Why, Joymax, why?? WHY??, the traders asked in an exasperated voice, in unison. Joymax, who like God, refuses to communicate directly to their lowly subjects has turned a cold shoulder on the community secretly hoping that they will get the message. But no, they didnt.
So here I come before you with all humility, Joymax community, to say that the idea sucks... simply because it doesnt make a single drop of sense
*magics you to a fly in the walls view of a Silkroad scenario*
Girl with a nice body Ooohhh, boyfriend Your character looks sooo sexy in that Black Devil Suit Mommy like
Silkroad player Yeah, baby... I rob people and I wear black. I am made of 100 pure sexy
Girl with a nice body Ohh baby, I think a spider went in your crotch.. let me get it for yo... WTF Baby, look a dork carrying a Jansport backpack is coming through the gates Rob him and knock some fashion sense into him
Silkroad player *manly roar* Prepare to be bitchified by the shaman of sexy, dorky Trader
After a few awkward seconds...
Girl with a nice body Umm.. baby, why didnt you do anything to him?
Silkroad player I... cant... hes... too... weak
Girl with a nice body What?? That doesnt make sense Im leaving you for someone who plays World of Warcraft
*end magic*
I hope that was enough to get my point across so we can all move on to the next one
The only real solution is hiring Hunters.
Oh, Jekman, you pile of douche I spent years learning how to read just so I can read your first post and this is the solution that youll offer? There are no Hunters, FOO Yes, I can read minds.
The lack of high-level Hunters is the problem, not the system itself. Hunters, as opposed to Thieves are just plain unsexy. Come on, would you rather be a Thief looking like you came straight out of the Factory of Sexy or a Hunter, who looks like blah and everything meh? So yeah, the solution is to sexify the Hunters so high levels will even consider being one. Ive spent a few minutes trying to come up with ways to pimp up the Hunter and now Im sharing my ideas to world
- Scrap the weird thing on the back look and give Hunters a spanking shiny outfit.
- Have a bad-ass transport animal and make it exclusive to Hunters. A tiger, whatever or a hunchback
- Whenever a Hunter is in town, a mariachi follows him around singing songs about the Hunters heroism.
- Have a Hunters lounge where potions are sold by a scantily-dressed So-ok for 3 gold less the price of the Herbalists shop.
Thats just a few of the things Joymax could do so high-level players would find being a Hunter to be just as attractive as being a Thief. You all can feel free to offer your input on how to sexify the Hunter in this thread. Thank you for reading. And yes, Im bored to death right now.
Lol .. "Jansport Backpack!"
)Sylhana wrote:Thats was LOLZ to the max xD
We definitely need more hunters now than before the update. Sexifying it was a really good suggestion >,^. Anyhow, click on my sig. I'm doing something fun on Hercules
i wanna be part of it!!!!!!!
Beanstalk wrote:I'd love to meet this guy.
Beanstalk wrote:I'd love to meet this guy.