funniest thread on www.silkroadonline.net EVER must read

Barotix · Post by **Barotix** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:46 am

http://www.silkroadonline.net/sro_board ... 063#153063

dudes and ladies

that thread is full of rofl (the first post, feel free to ignore the others)

Mistur_SRO · Post by **Mistur_SRO** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:03 am

lol Id love to know this dude in game.

After i grind for 5 years and i'll be the first full time lvl 80 hunter of the server

^__^ thieves can start quitting now or ur gonna regret it then.

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:06 am

Thats was LOLZ to the max xD

We definitely need more hunters now than before the update. Sexifying it was a really good suggestion >,^. Anyhow, click on my sig. I'm doing something fun on Hercules

crazyskwrls · Post by **crazyskwrls** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:08 am

i dont feel like reading that much stuff give me a summary or something like that i am reading impaired

Mistur_SRO · Post by **Mistur_SRO** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:13 am

crazyskwrls wrote:i dont feel like reading that much stuff give me a summary or something like that i am reading impaired

in order to revitalize the dwindling hunter population, hunters need to be smexified with a shiny pimp suit and have a band of ho's trying to get inside his pixelated pants.

reformat · Post by **reformat** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:26 am

that guy must be really bored..

Anbu · Post by **Anbu** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:03 am

LMAO SEXIFY THE HUNTERS XDDDDDDDDD

LOL
ROTFLOL :love:

tedtwilliger · Post by **tedtwilliger** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:14 am

- Whenever a Hunter is in town, a mariachi follows him around singing songs about the Hunters heroism.

i Lol'd

BrokenSaint · Post by **BrokenSaint** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:18 am

A bajillion double dollars worth of threads have been posted about the new Triangular Conflict system. Disgruntled Traders, who no longer enjoy the warm and tender comfort of 1-star trade upon reaching level 40, find the new system to be as painful as getting stabbed in the anus. HEUURRRGHH This is unacceptable, the traders heurghed. Traders have cried buckets of tears, rebelled against society and lost their will to live.

This prompted the ever-loving Silkroad community to leave their families behind and meditate on a possible solution. After days and days of pondering, the ever-loving Silkroad community seems to have come up with a solution level-restriction. This means that Thieves can only attack Traders who are within a 5-level range. Woot No more level 80 Thief raping level 47 Traders Peace and harmony shall rule our hearts once again

Unfortunately, Joymax has yet to implement this supposed solution - enraging the Traders even more. Why, Joymax, why?? WHY??, the traders asked in an exasperated voice, in unison. Joymax, who like God, refuses to communicate directly to their lowly subjects has turned a cold shoulder on the community secretly hoping that they will get the message. But no, they didnt.

So here I come before you with all humility, Joymax community, to say that the idea sucks... simply because it doesnt make a single drop of sense

*magics you to a fly in the walls view of a Silkroad scenario*

Girl with a nice body Ooohhh, boyfriend Your character looks sooo sexy in that Black Devil Suit Mommy like

Silkroad player Yeah, baby... I rob people and I wear black. I am made of 100 pure sexy

Girl with a nice body Ohh baby, I think a spider went in your crotch.. let me get it for yo... WTF Baby, look a dork carrying a Jansport backpack is coming through the gates Rob him and knock some fashion sense into him

Silkroad player *manly roar* Prepare to be bitchified by the shaman of sexy, dorky Trader

After a few awkward seconds...

Girl with a nice body Umm.. baby, why didnt you do anything to him?

Silkroad player I... cant... hes... too... weak

Girl with a nice body What?? That doesnt make sense Im leaving you for someone who plays World of Warcraft

*end magic*

I hope that was enough to get my point across so we can all move on to the next one
The only real solution is hiring Hunters.

Oh, Jekman, you pile of douche I spent years learning how to read just so I can read your first post and this is the solution that youll offer? There are no Hunters, FOO Yes, I can read minds.

The lack of high-level Hunters is the problem, not the system itself. Hunters, as opposed to Thieves are just plain unsexy. Come on, would you rather be a Thief looking like you came straight out of the Factory of Sexy or a Hunter, who looks like blah and everything meh? So yeah, the solution is to sexify the Hunters so high levels will even consider being one. Ive spent a few minutes trying to come up with ways to pimp up the Hunter and now Im sharing my ideas to world

- Scrap the weird thing on the back look and give Hunters a spanking shiny outfit.
- Have a bad-ass transport animal and make it exclusive to Hunters. A tiger, whatever or a hunchback
- Whenever a Hunter is in town, a mariachi follows him around singing songs about the Hunters heroism.
- Have a Hunters lounge where potions are sold by a scantily-dressed So-ok for 3 gold less the price of the Herbalists shop.

Thats just a few of the things Joymax could do so high-level players would find being a Hunter to be just as attractive as being a Thief. You all can feel free to offer your input on how to sexify the Hunter in this thread. Thank you for reading. And yes, Im bored to death right now.

HakubiNi · Post by **HakubiNi** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:22 am

Funny but true.

pandemonaeon · Post by **pandemonaeon** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:23 am

OMFG LMFAO ROFL And all tha involves rlol, that was nice, i luv the mariachi idea, since im mexican i know what they look like, and ROFL just imagine it, oh dude im LMAO rit now ahahhahaHAHAHA

atlanser · Post by **atlanser** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:38 am

Maybe im too distracted atm, but i didnt find it funny

LadyOphelia · Post by **LadyOphelia** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:47 am

Hilarious!!

Lol .. "Jansport Backpack!"

I wouldn't go as far as having a mariachi following a hunter around town singing praise of his heroism but yea... hunters need to get smexified! Either way, when I got teh black suit on.. hunters goin down! Rawr!

(well not really cus I think I've died just about everytime I've had a thief suit on lol

)

Foss · Post by **Foss** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:23 am

uBeR · Post by **uBeR** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:06 am

way tl;dr.

Ichimaru420 · Post by **Ichimaru420** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:10 am

Silkroad player Yeah, baby... I rob people and I wear black. I am made of 100 pure sexy

ROFL

Key-J · Post by **Key-J** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:34 am

Big Lol.

I applaud his ways of words XD

FireVortex · Post by **FireVortex** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:21 pm

Sylhana wrote:Thats was LOLZ to the max xD

We definitely need more hunters now than before the update. Sexifying it was a really good suggestion >,^. Anyhow, click on my sig. I'm doing something fun on Hercules

i wanna be part of it!!!!!!!

o and i read the post already sexify buhahahha

maxietheboss · Post by **maxietheboss** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:40 pm

That was frekking great xD

nt192 · Post by **nt192** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:13 pm

*claps* LOL

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:21 pm

Haha. I love that guy.

Shadowman20818 · Post by **Shadowman20818** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:30 pm

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:31 pm

OMG HAHAHAHA..... I thought that the guy which wanted to go on a date whit Isy was funny.... .. But this is MAD FUNNY........... LOL

MonstaH · Post by **MonstaH** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:15 pm

Freaking comedian haha...

"I enjoyed reading your responses. Ill name my babies after you."

Beanstalk · Post by **Beanstalk** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:35 pm

I'd love to meet this guy.

crazyskwrls · Post by **crazyskwrls** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:06 pm

i definitely be a hunter if there is a band of ho's following me around and a private lounge

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:25 pm

Barotix · Post by **Barotix** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:25 pm

Beanstalk wrote:I'd love to meet this guy.

sheeplol5 · Post by **sheeplol5** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:51 pm

Meow · Post by **Meow** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:54 pm

Beanstalk wrote:I'd love to meet this guy.

+1
That was great