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The official Silkroad Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:12 pm
by destructionmama
This Thread is intended for Silkroad jokes
So if you have any jokes related to SRO that you heard/ make up that you wanna add here, you are more than welcome, it can be any type of jokes including knock knocks, chicken cross the road, even poems
however some ground rules:
1. No racist jokes, only on game play and the game itself, Joymax jokes are welcome
2. Please keep the jokes as clean as possible
3. If enough people contribute we might get a sticky
Here's my example:
Why are Chkjis so weak???
..because They are using a level 1 spear!
Also another one:
Why are Hyoncheons so slow?
....because they are missing their brains
(hyoncheons have no heads? get it? ) lol
so start making the jokes up guys and girls
Thanks, and looking forward for a good laugh
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:24 pm
by TyeMaiShu
why does uruchi never spawn on schedule?
because hes busy f*cking isy
damn i guess i missed rule 2 didnt i
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:28 pm
by deep.in
Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:30 pm
by BryaN
deep.in wrote:Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^
lol
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:30 pm
by keny_paintball
Why lord yarkan is soooo strong?
Because he's lvl 80! puahahahaha! XD
ok i shut ^,...,^
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:31 pm
by sunny rays
deep.in wrote:Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^
lol
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:33 pm
by soxdrop
deep.in wrote:Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^
hehe other version:
why are so many bots in silkroad ?
gms don't have premium ticket
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:35 pm
by destructionmama
sunny rays wrote:deep.in wrote:Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^
lol
I lol'd as well LOL
keep it comming guys
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:36 pm
by fuzzyfour20
Why did the SRO player cross the ferry???
To get back to his Desktop of course...
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:43 pm
by destructionmama
When you are being recruited for a Guild, the Guild master will always ask which country and city are you from?
and you always say... I am from Jangan
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:54 pm
by UniQ
fuzzyfour20 wrote:Why did the SRO player cross the ferry???
To get back to his Desktop of course...
LOL
(at your sig^^)
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:01 pm
by destructionmama
here's another one:
What did teh 10plz begger say when he is hungry?
...."I am gonna go farm now
"
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:02 pm
by Megalomaniac
fuzzyfour20 wrote:Why did the SRO player cross the ferry???
To get back to his Desktop of course...
LMAO! Too true xD
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:13 pm
by heroo
Why is this game called Silkroad ?
I DONT KNOW ! ( HAHAHAHAHAH, you get it ? I DON'T !
)
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:16 pm
by realfoxboy
deep.in wrote:Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^
hilarious!
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:18 pm
by 139022
heroo wrote:Why is this game called Silkroad ?
I DONT KNOW ! ( HAHAHAHAHAH, you get it ? I DON'T !
)
rofl wtf!!!
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:23 pm
by Death2U
Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?
Because she just is!!!
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:28 pm
by deep.in
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?
Because she just is!!!
heheheh..yeah that a good >joke<
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:05 am
by DragonTalon
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?
Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:15 am
by deep.in
DragonTalon wrote:Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?
Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....
That was a joke too
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:17 am
by DragonTalon
deep.in wrote:DragonTalon wrote:Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?
Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....
That was a joke too
Oh...
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:24 am
by Yoji_CN
Joke : Joymax
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:29 am
by Saberdude
DragonTalon wrote:deep.in wrote:DragonTalon wrote:Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?
Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....
That was a joke too
Oh...
lol
Why do Hyoncheons keep shouting Heads!!! heads!! I want some heads!!!
Cause they want you to get on ur knee's.... ^^
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:20 am
by DragonTalon
Saberdude wrote:DragonTalon wrote:deep.in wrote:DragonTalon wrote:Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?
Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....
That was a joke too
Oh...
lol
Why do Hyoncheons keep shouting Heads!!! heads!! I want some heads!!!
Cause they want you to get on ur knee's.... ^^
Your sig is so freakin hypnotizing
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:23 am
by MiKe 51-50
Yoji_CN wrote:Joke : Joymax
lol
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:57 am
by Vandall
MiKe 51-50 wrote:Yoji_CN wrote:Joke : Joymax
lol
i lol'd irl
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:03 am
by IEatNoobs123
What's the difference between a blader and cancer?
Cancer can actually kill you
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:06 am
by Sylhana
Yoji_CN wrote:Joke : Joymax
Its not funny because its true
Why did the alchemy junky (inguild joke <.<) cross the road?
He got lost on his way to buy more lucky powder.
Why is carpal tunnel syndrome your friend?
Its your body's way of saying you should get out more.
Why did the full sosun sro char had a halo on its head?
Its not a halo, its retinal detachment <.<.
John: Why didnt you reply to me when I pmed you?
Jane: 123123214123fu
Jane:24124giana3242t
Jane:23423stupid
Jane:234123chat
Jane:2131231filter
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:07 am
by DShadow
deep.in wrote:Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^
Hehe that's my favorite out of all of them
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:45 am
by labarada
ok im gonna give it a shot( probaly not gonna be funny cause its off the top of my head).
Ok, so a mangang and a monia walk in to the bar. They both order come med hp pots and a large pet heal. The mangang is served his items first which makes the movia mad. The movia says hay giimie your stuff or ill kill you. The mangang just laughs and says"lol man ive been here longer so ill pwn you". the movia gets mad and pushes the mangang. So the mangang takes out his cleaver. But his health is barely moving. The moving throws a couple of blows on the mangang and kills him As the movias sitting the dead on the floor all he can think is, WTF WERE THE SAME LEVEL HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD. the mangang then looks at the movias name to realize he is a party mob." oh man". " well i better get a res" he then continues to yell:ressssssssss, ressssssss." wtf, he thinks ,I know there are high levels here. He then glances at a sign above the bar door which reads"bAR ONLY FOR WARRIORS, AND ROGUES".
OK LEEVE POST IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY