Yet another thrilling rendition by me. Not.
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:58 am
Bang Bang, I shot you down.
So yesterday, the 18th of July, I got a taste of SP Farming for the very first time. Ohmylord. I don't know where to start...
Ok, lies. I do. Premium ticket bought, skill ticket bought, and wait...What am I waiting for? Your educated guess would be as good as mine. I think I was so damn nervous about spending that kind of money on something that might add up and then spill over. Like when you're pouring yourself a huge glass of [insert anonymous liquid here] and by some twist, you don't or cannot stop pouring in time and you watch as that delicious liquid spills over and you panic. You stare and wonder, grab the nearest towel and clean it up, or dare lick and slurp it off the counter where unholy things have sat recently. Ponder that for a minute.
Anyways, onto better things. Tickets in play, check. At Stronghold, check. Bow and bunneh at the ready, check. Go! My first Archer, one..two..dead. Neat. Next one...two shots and he's dramatically falling to his knees to kiss life goodbye. Awesome. Not only am I excited that these fashion disasters are going down in two hits, I'm equally as thrilled that I have an entire side to myself. Cue boogy. *boogies on down*
Now, I'm pulling a Godzilla in Tokyo when some punk shows up and being the sweetheart I am, I go to a single corner and continue dominating the skanks like Mistress Heather. It was cool for a whole 5 seconds. Said punk comes over to my corner and starts attempting to KS every, single, Archer. Instead of being lippy, I move to the other side and you bet'cha, punk comes right on over. Srsly, I was inches from stomping on his face. I politely ask him why he keeps following me and trying to steal all my Archers. [insert random alien letters] *blank stare*
I won't bore you with the details of that conversation, but eventually he went to his own side and kept private messaging me in the same strange alien letters. I'm entirely too tolerant of some people. After a few minutes of "Jeeejjooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon" constantly being sent to me in bright aqua, I notice my bunny isn't moving. Odd. I check him and he's completely stuffed. After a measley half an hour of Farming, my bunny is so stuffed he can't move. And even after I made sure to keep transfering weapons and armour to myself. This is crazy.
I book it to Jangan and empty my and my bunny's inventory. Make it back to the Stronghold in literally five minutes, and what do you know...Both sides are crowded. What the freak!? Like flies to flesh, I tell you...So I wait patiently and eventually get a spot again and continue my Godzilla-like reign. Partay!
So, all in all...it was a good day. I'm cutting this short too. I'm losing interest in writing this at an alarming rate. Not only am I frustrated that I didn't get a whole lot of Farming time in today due to the Stronghold being packed, yet again...but at the fact that I'll feel guilty if I don't grind like crazy tomorrow, to even out the time that's added up today. Annoying.
PS; Usual warning, if you didn't find humor in this and didn't enjoy reading, then please either go back or exit the page. (If you remember my rant about the snotty lvl 80, he denied me my pink fuzzy teddy bear. Jerkface.
So yesterday, the 18th of July, I got a taste of SP Farming for the very first time. Ohmylord. I don't know where to start...
Ok, lies. I do. Premium ticket bought, skill ticket bought, and wait...What am I waiting for? Your educated guess would be as good as mine. I think I was so damn nervous about spending that kind of money on something that might add up and then spill over. Like when you're pouring yourself a huge glass of [insert anonymous liquid here] and by some twist, you don't or cannot stop pouring in time and you watch as that delicious liquid spills over and you panic. You stare and wonder, grab the nearest towel and clean it up, or dare lick and slurp it off the counter where unholy things have sat recently. Ponder that for a minute.
Anyways, onto better things. Tickets in play, check. At Stronghold, check. Bow and bunneh at the ready, check. Go! My first Archer, one..two..dead. Neat. Next one...two shots and he's dramatically falling to his knees to kiss life goodbye. Awesome. Not only am I excited that these fashion disasters are going down in two hits, I'm equally as thrilled that I have an entire side to myself. Cue boogy. *boogies on down*
Now, I'm pulling a Godzilla in Tokyo when some punk shows up and being the sweetheart I am, I go to a single corner and continue dominating the skanks like Mistress Heather. It was cool for a whole 5 seconds. Said punk comes over to my corner and starts attempting to KS every, single, Archer. Instead of being lippy, I move to the other side and you bet'cha, punk comes right on over. Srsly, I was inches from stomping on his face. I politely ask him why he keeps following me and trying to steal all my Archers. [insert random alien letters] *blank stare*
I won't bore you with the details of that conversation, but eventually he went to his own side and kept private messaging me in the same strange alien letters. I'm entirely too tolerant of some people. After a few minutes of "Jeeejjooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon" constantly being sent to me in bright aqua, I notice my bunny isn't moving. Odd. I check him and he's completely stuffed. After a measley half an hour of Farming, my bunny is so stuffed he can't move. And even after I made sure to keep transfering weapons and armour to myself. This is crazy.
I book it to Jangan and empty my and my bunny's inventory. Make it back to the Stronghold in literally five minutes, and what do you know...Both sides are crowded. What the freak!? Like flies to flesh, I tell you...So I wait patiently and eventually get a spot again and continue my Godzilla-like reign. Partay!
So, all in all...it was a good day. I'm cutting this short too. I'm losing interest in writing this at an alarming rate. Not only am I frustrated that I didn't get a whole lot of Farming time in today due to the Stronghold being packed, yet again...but at the fact that I'll feel guilty if I don't grind like crazy tomorrow, to even out the time that's added up today. Annoying.
PS; Usual warning, if you didn't find humor in this and didn't enjoy reading, then please either go back or exit the page. (If you remember my rant about the snotty lvl 80, he denied me my pink fuzzy teddy bear. Jerkface.