PureOwnage
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:37 am
Before anyone takes umbrage at what I'm about to say, let me explain that PureOwnage is a bad egg. If you disagree with my claim that what we need from PureOwnage is fewer monologues and more dialogue, then read no further. She uses the word "anatomicophysiologic" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. People who are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated. Let her self-aggrandizing traducements stand as evidence that her intent is to prevent us from asking questions. PureOwnage doesn't want the details checked. She doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts she presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of her "facts" are false. She is the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to her cop-outs.
PureOwnage's eccentricity is surpassed only by her vanity. And her vanity is surpassed only by her empty theorizing. (Remember her theory that honor counts for nothing?) One of the things I find quite interesting is listening to other people's takes on things. For instance, I recently overheard some folks remark that PureOwnage focuses on feelings rather than facts. Sure, she attempts to twist and distort facts to justify her feelings but that just goes to show that PureOwnage is trying to invent a new moral system that legitimizes her desire to dilute the nation's sense of common purpose and shared sacrifice. Her mission? To cast the world into nuclear holocaust. I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people just don't realize that PureOwnage's most obnoxious tactic is to fabricate a phony war between materialistic hooligans and illogical busybodies. This way, she can subjugate both groups into helping her reduce us to acute penury. I unmistakably don't want that to happen, which is why I'm telling you that if we don't clean up the country and get it back on course again right now, then PureOwnage's policies will soon start to metastasize until they burn PureOwnage's opponents at the stake. To those cranky goof-offs who think that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel, know this: PureOwnage's slaves are quick to point out that because PureOwnage is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, she is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, PureOwnage is a victim of her own success -- a success that enables PureOwnage to convert houses of worship into houses of alcoholism. I would like to end on a heartfelt note. PureOwnage expresses only the noblest intentions, singing praises to the value of community even as she enacts policies that dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members.
PureOwnage's eccentricity is surpassed only by her vanity. And her vanity is surpassed only by her empty theorizing. (Remember her theory that honor counts for nothing?) One of the things I find quite interesting is listening to other people's takes on things. For instance, I recently overheard some folks remark that PureOwnage focuses on feelings rather than facts. Sure, she attempts to twist and distort facts to justify her feelings but that just goes to show that PureOwnage is trying to invent a new moral system that legitimizes her desire to dilute the nation's sense of common purpose and shared sacrifice. Her mission? To cast the world into nuclear holocaust. I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people just don't realize that PureOwnage's most obnoxious tactic is to fabricate a phony war between materialistic hooligans and illogical busybodies. This way, she can subjugate both groups into helping her reduce us to acute penury. I unmistakably don't want that to happen, which is why I'm telling you that if we don't clean up the country and get it back on course again right now, then PureOwnage's policies will soon start to metastasize until they burn PureOwnage's opponents at the stake. To those cranky goof-offs who think that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel, know this: PureOwnage's slaves are quick to point out that because PureOwnage is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, she is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, PureOwnage is a victim of her own success -- a success that enables PureOwnage to convert houses of worship into houses of alcoholism. I would like to end on a heartfelt note. PureOwnage expresses only the noblest intentions, singing praises to the value of community even as she enacts policies that dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members.
"even after said topic you made" 