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i get strted
write the silliest question youv been asked while ur playin sro

Silly guy: plzzzz rees me
Me: u can rees ursef, ur pvpig and u can resurect in te same place
silly guy: ok thanx

eazy ... ey

lol

Noob: How do I save game?








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Heaven_King wrote:lol

indeed....

Learn to type hehe

Mmm noobiest question?
Noob: How do i attack monsters?/Where can i find mangyans?(doing the tutorial i guess)

grammar anyone??

well has to be this morning so retarded

me: hey as TG spawned yet (just logged on)
person: rolflamo what a noob
me: pardon, i logged on has she spawned yet?
person: what to pvp noob..am lvl33
me: and am lvl53 and would kill you one hit
person (scrolls away): noob i pwned you



not really a nooby question but it got a nooby responce

satman83 wrote:grammar anyone??

well has to be this morning so retarded

me: hey as TG spawned yet (just logged on)
person: rolflamo what a noob
me: pardon, i logged on has she spawned yet?
person: what to pvp noob..am lvl33
me: and am lvl53 and would kill you one hit
person (scrolls away): noob i pwned you



not really a nooby question but it got a nooby responce

lmao

Uriko wrote:Noob: How do I save game?








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LOL

newb: 10k please need potions
me: how about 100k
newb: no 10k
me: don't have 10k but 100k
newb: no 10k plz

lol i offered em more and he turned it down

PLayer#537385: wuts a bot?

But if that's a "bad" example.. I'd have to say..

Player#537385: how do I log out?

Lamez, I know.

some guy asked me for "200k plz" the other day.
I was like "wtf man, in my days it was 10k"

I guess this one was the most stupid:

noob:How did u do blade combo with glaive?
me:it's a secret.
noob:are u a hacker?

A lvl. 80 asked me what does he do when he does thief runs.

Not really a question but someone on Troy was spamming
"WTB: HIGH LVL CHAR" and when i said why not lvl your own they said
they did and gm banned them for using a robot

n00b: how do you sit down?

on one of my videos a comment said

i am lvl 57 and dont know what weapon elixers are please explain it to me

Someone asked me once, "Where can I find Tiger Man?"
And I was like, "Tiger Man?"
And he was like, "Well... don't all the White Tigers come from Tiger Man and Tiger Woman... mating?"

Not that great, I know, haha, but gave me atleast a slight chuckle.

Is this girl a boy?

southkorea321 wrote:n00b: how do you sit down?

Hey now...

I didn't know how when I first started either..

whats the noobist question ive evr been asked hmm noob: everyone keeps calling me a noob what is that?

*How do I attack?

How do I farm? I've heard so much about it. I really want to farm.

What monsters do I need to kill for bandit archer quest?

wtf you can resurrect yourself while pvping?

I think i might of been that noob who asked you that T_T

pvping with a cape on the hell you cant ressurect yourself! [insert roflcopter here!]

Nooblet: hey r u tat guy dat made those vidz
Myself: Yes.
Nooblet: hay cud u tell me how to make gms armor so i can pwn those thiefs
Nooblet: aslo cud u tell me how to make gms tag? i swear i only use for gud
Myself: ...

Yeah, so maybe I overdid the horrid grammar, but to me, everyone else's poor typing looks that bad.

"el diablio!!!!!!!" (when i had zerk on)


"why do you look like me"

Ok here's my encounter...
I was spamming globals to buy a SoM/Sun Glaive and this noob pmed me;
Noob:Hi you want have wind2? "Instert the letters with wierd symbols them Turks always use"
Me:Uhhh im buying a Glaive not elements...
Noob:YOU WANT HAVE WIND 2????
(Seeing that he was getting increasingly frustrated i decided to entertain him)
Me:Uhhh do you want to buy or sell wind 2?
Noob:(Silence for a while)
Me:You are selling wind 2?
Noob:No
Me:You want to buy wind 2?
Noob:No
Me:Then what is it you want?
Noob:I donkt know
Me:What are you pming me for then?
Noob:Wind 2
Me:Ok, lets try this again do you want to BUY or SELL wind 2??
Noob:No
Noob:You want have fire 2??
Me:OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?!?
Noob:I donkt know..
Me:

Person: You have a girl char.
Me: ....
Person: Are you a girl in real life? Wanna go out?
Me: I'm a guy. I' m not gay. God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. Please get out of your computer chair and into real life.
Person: YOU'RE A GAY STUPID NEWB.
Me: I'm higher level than you therefore i am not a newb. I have a girlfriend therefore I'm not gay. I'm 1-2 years ahead in all my subjects therefore I'm not stupid.
Person: Will you fuk off?
Me: Well, "off" is not an object, therefore i can't "fuk" it. I cant "fuk off" because it is impossible to fuk something that isn't an object.
Person: What?

Edit : spelling

lol I have had some rather strange... things happen in my 1+year ~_~ lol

whats funny is when you get people pming you when you do a global

Noob: how do i do that yellow text?
Me: Global chat
Noob: where do i get it?
me:O.o item mall
Noob: whats item mall?

or how about when they see an soX

Noob: how does your wep glow like that!?
me: its soX
noob: how do I make one of those?

and a bunch more I can't think of right now ~_~ lol

Noob: I trade my lv. 77 char for your
me: lol