I am a male with all male characters and these are my words of wisdom to all of the young (and old) horney women in iSRO. It's time you understand how annoying it can be for the male players - or even for guys who are playing male characters, while we are in the game... (I don't mean to speak for everyone - but most males that I have talked to in the game feel the same way)
1. I am online to play the game - I am not wife hunting
2. I do not want to be your "BF" - I've known you for what??? 5 minutes??
3. Do not call me "sweety" - what an instant turn off!!!
4. If I am in a party with you or if I say hi - does not mean I / My
character wants to f**k you.
5. The only thing I can hold in my hand is my weapon - I will use it if I
have to (remember John Wayne Bobbit???)
6. Just because I am from the US - does not mean that I can get you into
the country! It does not work that way!
7. NO - I do not have any friends that will date you on line!
8. Hey - sure I will accept your items if you want to give them to me
- that's all up to you. I will not give you anything in return...my
character's love cannot be bought!
9. You could probably get a "real" boy friend if you weren't playing games
24 / 7.
10. I know my character is pretty - that's why I picked him - there are
thousands of others that look just like me - go slam them with your
pick up lines - I am just here to play the game.
11. 9 x's out of 10 when you are hitting on a guy in game - u are actually
talking to a girl - what does that make you???
**And to the girl who wants to be my submissive slave - stop
bothering me!!! It's SRO!!! not S&M!!!! There are special
web sites for people like you!!! The last time I checked - my character
is not wearing a black leather suit, carrying a whip or wearing
thigh high stilleto heels - it's hard enough to run from DW to Hotan in
the boots that I've got!
I am not a cold hearted b1tch - I am only trying to help you. I have made a lot of great friends in the game (you all know who you are
) and they are my friends because they didn't act like a 16 year old in heat when we first met! Funny, intelligent conversation will get you much further in life and in love!
edit:cut the second to last paragraph :S
