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One morning, Bob woke up getting ready for school to hear on the news "Man chokes to death on a clementine." Muttering the words "NO WAY." Bob looked to see what he had in his hand, a clementine. He was scared so he threw that clementine and three other clementines in the trash can. Bob would never eat another clementine again until he conquered his fear of choking to death on clementines. After finishing getting ready, and thinking about the man and the clementine, he decided its time to go to school. His friends talked about the man choking on the clementine, and so did the teachers. Bob was getting angry that everyone was talking about the man and the clementine and screamed "WHY DONT YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT CLEMENTINES!!" Everyone wondering what his problem was asked "why do you hate clementines?" Bob replied "Because i have a phobia of clementines because that man choked on clementines now." Everyone laughing and shrugging the remark off went back to their own business. Heading on his way to lunch he sees a clementine tree in the schools garden. Grabbing his food he noticed that he had a clementine and everyone else also had a clementine. The news was still talking about the man and the clementine also, which drove Bob almost insane. Thus, Bob decided it was his destiny to get rid of every clementine he seen. Walking toward the clementine tree, he lit a match and burned the tree, getting rid of every clementine on that tree. The fbi came and investigated why someone would burn down a clementine tree and thus found about bob hating clementines. Getting ready to interrigate a possible pyromaniac, they prepared the room and got bob to join them. "Why did you burn that clementine tree down?" asked the fbi agent. "BECAUSE clementines are bad, this man choked on a clementine and i dont want to choke on a clementine either!" "Thats no reason to just go around destroying clemtine after clemtine you see." After the interrigation Bob decided that it might just be a phobia he should get rid of, but that afternoon on the news he heard about 2 more men that got killed because of the clemtines. Screaming he decided he has to do something to save everyones lives. But Bob couldnt get rid of the clementines, unless he wanted more fbi agents to interrigate him about destroying clementines. Realizing this he decided to make a secret identity so no one could know whos getting rid of the clementines. After about a week Bob has destroyed 5 clementine trees without the FBI catching on that it was him. This is a perfect way to destroy clementines without anyone knowing bob was the real destroyer of clementine trees. The fbi started catching on about Bob and the villians wants to get rid of clementine trees and started following Bob everywhere. Catching on that they knew it could be him destroying clementine trees, bob started getting help from another person that hated Clementine trees as well. Bob finally got caught by a Tree lover, that knew he hated clementines. The tree hugger, Mirk grabbed a clementine and shoved it down Bobs throat, choaking on the clementine bob died in accident, dubbed "The Clementine Killer"

The mans nick name was pre-cum because he had a phase before actually cumming, not many have but its dubbed pre-cum. Otherwise most men wouldnt know about this, but some people discovered this while watching Random stated facts about the said art. Many say pre-cum is a bad motion to go through because you can die of it. Which is not a good thing. The state of pre-cum comes from an indian healing method for fevers. Its the state of which everyones body starts to tense and untense exceptionally fast. thus your body could die because of it, which is a bad thing. that is why pre-cum is a state of which you dont want to be in. Ways to get out of this state is to stop, completely doing this method, or just learn to control or body and you wont have any more feelings of pre-cum. While many say pre-cum could be a good thing, others say pre-cum is an extremely bad thing. This liquid pre-cum, though is also a way to start to get a girl pregnant. Pre-cum can be good for having kids, pre-cum can be good for also starting a family. Pre-cum is the way to go to have a girl preganated.

One day Rattata was running home. He then saw another Rattata and said hi. Coincidentally they were walking the same way. So they talked about their day. Then one day the enemies of the Rattatas, A Pokemon Trainer saw them. When the two Rattata saw him they started to run like s**t. The pokemon trainer never ever had caught a Rattata before. So the pokemon trainer got out his Master ball and tried to catch the two Rattatas. He missed 300 times... The two Rattata laughed their asss off and started to walk to their other Rattata friends. When they got their they found out the pokemon trainer had caught all their Rattata friends. SO the Rattatas wanted revenge. SO they went into a gun store and bought some guns. Then the two Rattatas went and killed the pokemon trainer. Later the two Rattatas got arrested... The end...

The town of Jacks ville wasn't known for its great pies or its tourist attraction, it was widely popular for its strange glowing Clementines. No one knows why the Clementines glow nor why they only grow on the outskirts of Old Rogers farm. One day a little boy by the name of Tommy was walking along the road that led past Old Rogers farm, unfamiliar with this section of the town he was slightly nervous. As he walked along, he saw a man in a long black trench coat standing by the road that led into the plantation that was Old Rogers farm, and eventually to the Clementine fields beyond. The boy gave the stranger a scrutinizing look and continued along his way past the Clementine field. It was nearing dusk and the boy had to get home, or his mother would yell at him again for being late for dinner, as he walked he started to feel uneasy even restless as if someone was following him, the boy start to fear that the man from a while back at the Clementine fields was following him, unable to resist looking back, Tommy turned and to his relief saw that no one was following him, but to his amazement he saw hundreds and hundreds of glowing dots all spread out over Old Rogers farm. Now Tommy even though he lived in Jacks ville didn't know nor would he believe in such talk as glowing Clementines. Tommy was so amazed and captivated that he forgot about going home and started in the direction of the glowing Clementines.

As Tommy neared the farm again, there standing exactly were he was standing before was the same man in his long black trench coat. It was slightly dark now, and Tommy swear he saw the mans eye glow a bit. As Tommy came near him, the name looked up and said," Well hello there didn't I just see you a moment ago, I am John Rogers, owner of this plantation. Let me guess you saw my glowing Clementines." "Are they really glowing Clementines Sir," said Tommy. "Absolutely the only Clementines in the world that glow, and there mine, my Clementines," said John. John walked up to the boy and ask," Would you like some to take home?" "I do not usually part with my Clementines, but tonight I feel happy , and I would be glad to give some of my glowing Clementines away, if you would have them." "O gee, that would be awesome Mr. Roger, I'd never seen glowing Clementines before," said Tommy. So John led the way into his Clementine field and Tommy followed. Tommy felt awed at the sight of the Clementines, the way they glowed, they were truly unique Clementines. TOmmy's mother will be surprised when he goes home with a bag of glowing Clementines thought TOmmy. Mr. Rogers enters his shed and emerges with a bag, "Now would a dozen Clementines be ok for you?" asked John. "Sure, I'm just happy to get 1 Clementines," replied Tommy. John went around his Clementine field eying those that were ripe and ready, he picked one Clementines from here and one Clementines from there, he went to the egde of the field to pick a few more Clementines, and after 30 minutes had past John came baack to Tommy with a bag full of glowing Clementines. John made sure to inspect every Clementines carefully and gave the bag to Tommy. "There you go, a dozen Clementines, now it is getting dark and you must need run home." "Okay," said Tommy. With the bag of Clementines in hand Tommy walked with John back to the road. Tommy thanked John for the Clementines. "Now one more thing as you go do not look back alright," said John. Tommy didn't know why Mr. Roger had ask him to do that, but he didn't care, he had a bag of glowing Clementines and he was going to surprise his mother. So off he went. And without looking back Tommy went straight home, and surprised his mother with his bag of glowing Clementines. And for days people would come by to see them, those glowing Clementines. If Tommy had looked back, maybe he would had seen Mr. Rogers, say something to his hand, and than step through a portal that had opened up next to him. Now Mr. ROger wasn't no ordinary farmer, he was a person with the ability to jump realities, and this one in particular was where he had planted his glowing Clementines, and he came often to his one to enjoy one or two of them, for besides being able to glow the Clementines themselves were delicious and John knew it. It was the only field of glowing Clementines in all the realities John had traveled to and he was sure to return to it as often as possible.

Now Jacks ville isn't famous for its pies nor it's tourist attraction, it is famous for its glowing Clementines, and some say on certain nights when one can see them, those glowing Clementines, you might happen to also see a man in a long black trench coat walkout of tin air, and linger in the field of Clementines. The man is said to often leave with bags full of the Clementines, stepping into the same thin air he came from.

Rattata are often discarded by trainers, because they are common and so weak, rattata are even considered pest among some people. But Judy after the death of her rattata Blossom was determined to save those rattata that were abandoned and alone, sure they weren't as cool as a charmandar, but to Judy rattata were like family.

Judy would often go around asking for information about abandoned rattatas and if possible bring them home to her rattata care facility that she had set after the death of her rattata Blossom. One day Judy found a rattata that looked similar to Blossom, her now deceased rattata, and Judy knew then that she had to save the poor rattata, with the rattata in her arms Judy went home and begin nursing and helping the rattata heal. The rattata was names Mayflower and together Judy and Mayflower opened up a gym in Spring town dedicated to abandoned rattatas

Many said there were many rattatas once. The thought of that possibly is to rare. Seeing one rattata is an odd creature to see anytime of the day. Walking along the grassy road of kanto, young trainer Ryan walked along looking to catch what he has heard of rattata. As a young person, his hopes were set to high what others said. "You wouldnt find a rattata even if their were rattatas sitting on your head."

Ryan with his pokemon on his shoulder heard a high pitch screech sound, not knowing what it was Ryan got ready for the encounter. Suddenly he blanked out and woke up laying on the floor with his pokemon fighting against a rattata. Almost screaming out of enjoyment, ryan shrieked, which startled the rattata and his pokemon was able to knock the pokemon unconscious. Throwing the pokeball hoping to catch the rattata, the pokeball didnt work, thus grabbing his only ultra ball he was gonna use on a mewtwo, he threw it at the rattata.

Click'click'click'DING the ultra ball went, Ryan captured his first rattata, only to hear a ringing noise, thus startling him out of his slumber. Ryan woke up, crying that he did not catch his rattata.

Hello. I'm Ash Catchem. Today, i Went to Jangan with my Rattata to check if there were anystalls with low level bowers. I want to farm a bower on server Ares and i think it has to look little cool. I was there and asked my Rattata what she tought was the coolest bow. She told me that there was some guy on silkroadforums, who gave away his bower for a story, with 12 times the word "Rattata" included. So I started thinking of a story, and wrote this:
Saturday. Februari 27th.
Today, my Rattata died . Rattata was like a friend for me, she always ran in her cage and we shared the same room. Rattata isn't just a pokemon, she's special for me. We went to the graveyard and bought a grave for Rattata. So in 5 days Rattatas funeral will be there. I think I have to cry, together with the new Rattata we've bought. We've bought it in the Rattata store (Route 22). Now all i can do is hope that my new Rattata will be the same as the old. Or I win a bower. Then i'm happy again .

Just gimme Breakfast time

Like every friday night, I was going out to a party, where I was to meet my friends. Party was fun and the moment my friends left back home, some girl came over and whispered in my ear that she was very interested in me. After a close look to the girl, I saw that she was deadly beautiful, long brown hair, big breasts, just about everything that can make a girl pretty. Realizing what she said, I just couldn't help it, but I felt something in my pants. I know it had to be pre-cum. The girl saw I looked a little weird and somehow she must've realised what just happend and asked me "Did you just pre-cum because of what I said?". Obviously, it's very embarassing to say that you just pre-cummed, but somehow I couldn't lie to her. So I told her: "I'm very sorry, but you're so damn beautiful and then you say you want me. Any man would pre-cum at this." "It's alright" she said, "I know that men can't resist me and pre-cum if I say something like it. Nonetheless I'd like to say that I would really love to go to bed with you and it doesn't matter that you just did pre-cum. It means that you really want me too. Or do you always pre-cum whenever a girl tells you something like this?" I couldn't believe my ears. It was like she thought it was sexy that I just did pre-cum. It sounded really weird, but she was so beautiful! I just couldn't resist her, so I told her that I really wanted to go to bed with her too, as long as she didn't remind me of the pre-cum anymore.
So it happened. We went to bed and, oh my god, it was so awesome. This time I didn't pre-cum, I did really cum. Afterwards, we were lying in bed together and she said that she had to tell me a secret. She had forgotten to tell me that she didn't take the "pill". I was horrified. How could she not have told me. Nonetheless, she was lying there, so beautifully and I just couldn’t be mad at her. I was just hoping that she wouldn’t be pregnant now. Next weeks we kept dating and we had a great time. But one month later she said she thought she was having a baby. So we went to a doctor, and indeed, she was pregnant. I couldn’t believe my ears. This whole story just started off with having a pre-cum and now this girl got pregnant. Anyhow, we decided to keep the baby and 8 months later my girlfriend, whom I had married in the meantime, had a baby.
All these years later now, we still tell our friends how we met and how the baby existed. We didn’t tell about the pre-cum though. I’d rather not have my friends to know. The only two people who ever knew what really happened that night, is me and my girlfriend. And we will never tell anyone that I had a pre-cum on the evening we had our First date and made our baby.

Fictive.

When i was young. I wasn't that healty. My mom told me to eat 2 Clementines' everyday. Because I didn't like apples, pineapples or oranges. No, i only like Clementines. clementines taste really good, and they are good for your health. Once Dr. A. Einstein said; "Two clementines a day, and you'll never suffer." Ofcourse this isn't true, but clementines make your life longer.
Now i'm older. And i still love Clementines. I have a Clementinebrush and a Clementinetree in my garden. I eat them every day.
So. Last week is was picking Clementines for me and my wife, when there suddenly was an apple in the tree! The apple was orange like a Clementine, looked like a Clementine but it tasted as a apple. Since i'm allergic for Apples, i had to go to the hospital. They asked me what was wrong and what i've eaten, and i told them the whole story. From my passion for Clementine until my Allergy for apples. They told me, that there's a change of 1 on 1000 that there will grow an Clementine-ish apple in a Clementinetree. This is bewcause of genetic manupulation. Once there was an experiment with Clementines and Apples. The Apple-Clementinetree could servive in the local weather. The ClementineTree couldn't. But the people in that city didnt like apples, they only like Clementines. They never harvested the apples, only the Clementines. The tree noticed this, and started producing only Clementines. From generation on generation, the part of Clementines raised, and the part in apples decreased. Now the tree produces 99,999% Clementines, and 0,001% apples. The normal Clementine tree can't servive in climates like this. Only the genetic manipulated Apple-Clementinetree can.
Few facts about Clementines;
-Clementine are orange.
-You can eat Clementines.
-Clementines grow on Apple-Clementinetrees
-Clementines are good for your health.
-Clementines are the same shape as an orange.
-Clementines aren't purple.
-If you use the word Clementines 40 times in a cool story, you can win a glaiver.
-Clementines can't grow in climates with tempratures below zero degrees.
-Clementines are made up of between eight and14 wedges, depending on the size. Unlike similar fruits, they are seedless.
-Clementines come in a variety of different sizes. The smallest are about three inches in diameter, and the largest can reach about five.
-Clementines are a good source of antioxidants, including vitamin C and limonene. These help protect the body from oxidative damage caused by free radicals.

once upon a time there was a clementine that wanted to be an orange, because they looked way cooler and bigger than clementines and the clementines were always bullied by oranges in this great so-called fruitworld. So this clementine, we’ll call him Clemmy from now on, was looking for a way to become bigger, so he’d at least look like an orange. So Clemmy went to the wise wizard of fruitworld, an old banana who knew all about everything. The old banana told Clemmy that the only way to grow for a clementine was by genetically modify his inner soul, his inner seeds. Clemmy was like lolwut but he gave it a try, although Clemmy had no idea how to do this. But Clemmy could go to the mad old scientist of fruitworld, however Clemmy, and everyone in fruitworld, was a bit scared of him. Still, Clemmy decided to give it a go and went to the scientist, who was in fact an apple.

Clemmy arrived to the apple’s laboratory and terrified he asked if he could help. The apple said to him that he could help genetically modifying him if Clemmy would be his servant for a year. Clemmy agreed, what’s a year in a life of an orange from then on. What Clemmy didn’t know was that Clemmy had to be his servant first, before transforming.

But Clemmy didn’t care, Clemmy absolutely wanted to be an orange. So Clemmy survived a year under the mad scientists command and he got his inner soul genetically modified. Clemmy said thanks and left the laboratory. Now Clemmy was an orange officially. Nevertheless his surrounding didn’t saw Clemmy as an orange but still as a clementine. He went to his father who said: Son, I am disappoint, like himself. Clemmy had absolute no idea how he could really be considered an orange, not a clementine. So he went to the old witch of this world, who was a clementine too. She said that it wasn’t important if you are a clementine or an orange and she refused to help him. Clemmy was even more disappoint and he started crying in the park. An orange came to Clemmy and asked him why he was crying. Clemmy explained his situation, the orange still didn’t understand why Clemmy was actually crying, Clemmy said he really really wanted to be that orange like him. The orange gave him a wise lesson, that being an orange wasn’t really that cool as Clemmy thought it would be, that oranges always get pressed and become orange juice, and that isn’t that cool, although clementines have a much better and more free life. Clemmy said: ‘yeah, now I understand, I’m just a big clementine now, and I won’t be clementine juice one time! Hell yeah.’ And Clemmy lived happily ever after. He even married to another clementine, her name was j3wbacca