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A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:44 am
by dominoes
Some of us have expressed the wish to have some time alone in a woman's bathroom to farm the shit left therein. Admittedly, I am just thinking off the top of my head here, but what if a person was to actually determine the name of the custodian in charge of the building and seek him (or her ??) out ? Buddy up to him/her, feel them out a bit and THEN sort of work your way around to the topic at hand (i.e,, "Hey, if i slip you a 20, can/will you let me into the building and bathroom after hours and, while you do other things, give me 15 minutes or so to do my thing ??")
Yes, this is a long, lonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg shot and probably would NOT work in most cases, but its just a random thought that came to me this night. I mean, money talks and money opens doors and let's face it: Custodians are pretty close to the bottom of the ladder, so a 20 spot to them might just convince them to open the doors and take their chances.
I just wanted to throw the idea out to get a general consensus.......
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:49 am
by BuDo
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:57 am
by .AWAKE.
inb4theWTF?

Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:06 am
by Bg_DrEaM
.AWAKE. wrote:inb4theWTF?
2 late
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:06 am
by conkker
OMGWTF
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:26 am
by ryan1166
omfg wth.
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:27 am
by Sir_Edward
what the hell are you talking about?
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:29 am
by SnowShael
Eric, is dat you?
If not;
LMFAO, WTF MAN?
Do it.
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:43 am
by Karras
I am a good man, a nice man, i read what u wrote 3 times.
1st time i fast read it,
2nd time i slow down and pay attention,
3rd time i break it down n try to understand it.
Bottom line, im pretty sure u're not sane.
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:58 am
by ApocalypticDeath
Karras wrote:I am a good man, a nice man, i read what u wrote 3 times.
1st time i fast read it,
2nd time i slow down and pay attention,
3rd time i break it down n try to understand it.
Bottom line, im pretty sure u're not sane.
+1

Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:14 am
by XMoshe
So you either want to fap or take a crap in the women's bathroom. Why?!
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:26 am
by Kolossal
dudes, xplain pl0x! i cant understand a shit
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:34 am
by HawaiianMix
You sir, are an idiot.
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:09 am
by SwordCloud
dominoes wrote:Some of us have expressed the wish to have some time alone in a woman's bathroom to farm the shit left therein. Admittedly, I am just thinking off the top of my head here, but what if a person was to actually determine the name of the custodian in charge of the building and seek him (or her ??) out ? Buddy up to him/her, feel them out a bit and THEN sort of work your way around to the topic at hand (i.e,, "Hey, if i slip you a 20, can/will you let me into the building and bathroom after hours and, while you do other things, give me 15 minutes or so to do my thing ??")
Yes, this is a long, lonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg shot and probably would NOT work in most cases, but its just a random thought that came to me this night. I mean, money talks and money opens doors and let's face it: Custodians are pretty close to the bottom of the ladder, so a 20 spot to them might just convince them to open the doors and take their chances.
I just wanted to throw the idea out to get a general consensus.......
Some of us:Who?
woman's bathroom:in Silkroad discussion?
...
Nevermind I didn't understand at all.
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:13 am
by Aiyas
XMoshe wrote:So you either want to fap or take a crap in the women's bathroom. Why?!
I thought it was more like "fap to crap in the women's bathroom"....
Honestly, I don't know.

Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:40 am
by PR0METHEUS
dominoes wrote:Some of us have expressed the wish to have some time alone in a woman's bathroom to farm the shit left therein. Admittedly, I am just thinking off the top of my head here, but what if a person was to actually determine the name of the custodian in charge of the building and seek him (or her ??) out ? Buddy up to him/her, feel them out a bit and THEN sort of work your way around to the topic at hand (i.e,, "Hey, if i slip you a 20, can/will you let me into the building and bathroom after hours and, while you do other things, give me 15 minutes or so to do my thing ??")
Yes, this is a long, lonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg shot and probably would NOT work in most cases, but its just a random thought that came to me this night. I mean, money talks and money opens doors and let's face it: Custodians are pretty close to the bottom of the ladder, so a 20 spot to them might just convince them to open the doors and take their chances.
I just wanted to throw the idea out to get a general consensus.......
So basically you want to search through a woman's personal belongings without permission? Go for it, and let us know when you get arrested for breaking and entering or something.
If you want to learn things about a woman, why not actually try to get to know her? Be her friend?
Kids these days...
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:10 am
by S3by
Kolossal wrote:dudes, xplain pl0x! i cant understand a shit
+1

Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:32 am
by chickenfeather
I don't think flying to korea and bribing joymax's janitor to let you in outside of office hours so you can access the server to give yourself 2 trillion sp is going to work.
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:09 pm
by Smi!ezZ
Do EET
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:28 pm
by Swindler
I fap to the crap in my womans bathroom. It's more hawt than her.
Re: A farming idea...
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:07 pm
by CeLL
ive done this. it works.