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My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:45 am
by Rakion
To make something straight "I DONT PLAY SRO ANYMORE NOR HAVE I LOGGED IN MY DAMN ACCOUNT SINCE SEPT. 08", everyone have changed to cabal, exteel, and mostly DotA. My reasons are SRO is a Great waste of time, money, and it sucks out the life out of you. other than if you play dota which you can play 1 game in 1 hour and the best part is its fun! comparing it to SRO which takes 4 hours to log-in only, how much more if your inside the game itself, grinding! You may say this is a partial quit letter to sro, but let me open your eyes! Sro is a dying game!
You might ban be for saying this but if its for the greater good then let it be. I have tried, *bot, A*bot, S**King, and etc! My reasons? I want to be one of the famous and powerful players in sro, and on the same time i can coupe up with my studies without worrying that my friends are 20 lvls above me now. So by doing so i have done one of the most dirtiest thing i have ever done. It took me a long time to raealize that even with botting, I'm not getting to be high lvl. i tried changing to other builds i thought its gona be the solution for lvlin up faster, but ironically its the one slowing me down, by making different character builds in different accounts. And there's the goldbots issue, another reason why i keep on changing to other severs. making it more delayed to become a high lvl.
I heard from a friend, a i***bot user, naive and high pride that investing to this is worth it since JM is the creator of the Bot itself its not going to ban his account, too bad, me being a botter for 1 yr and 1/3 i'm still not banned, too bad for his investment though.
Now here goes the Idea...
if iSro have made a bot for users who are busy, schooling, lazy, or even the rich assed people.
Why the hell then will they make a Bot restriction program that will also disturb one of their source of income?
I have heard in the past few days that JM have made a move on making a Bot restriction program. I think they placed some strings, codes, binary, hex, or whatever they placed on the damn sro client and also updated their bot to play in their new upgrades. I think they made the new upgrade so that their bot will only function in the new upgrade and hope that goldbots and other bot programmers wont be able to function anymore. But then less then 24 hours goldbots, and bot programmers have made updates to also function in the new upgrade.
It was a bold move but it probably wasnt the finishing blow that JM would expect.
Lets face it!!! Sro never gona be better! Its getting worst by the day. People are losing interest in the game and there are more games out there that are also F2P, Sro is over-exploited, over-botted and its also turning to a bad game. No new players because of Server Capacity is full, Old players moving out because of the game and community is shitty, goldbots are growing by the millions.
Now these are my reasons... Hope i have made point.
P.S. to Admins and Moderators please dont ban me now and let me hear what has the community has to say about it. I will i accept flames and other slurs of discrimination, but not to the fact that they are spamming and leading the tread to another direction. also please admins and moderators let me speak and reply to this thread and hope everything could be fine. and lastly I would also like to here from Ryoko ^^
a fellow dishonest SRF forum member
~ Rakion
~I would also like to propose that all banned SRF members should be Unbanned. Its beginning to become a ghost town in here.
~i have sent a PM message to site owner Ryoko
hope he reads it...
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:56 am
by CloudStrider
cool story bro.
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:57 am
by GimmeMo
CloudStrider wrote:cool story bro.
post count +1
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:00 am
by Phaedra
Dude, I totally aggree with you...When 100 cap came out i was lvl 83 and after that i bought prem...My unionmate, a well-known person on odin was lv 90 ofc...She/He is botting like 8-10 chars at the same time...So when he/she reached lvl 100 (what means 9 lvls from 100) I was still lv 87 (what means 4 lvls) That was in 1 month...exactly 28 days ...I made it in legit way ofc she/he was botting 24/7 sometimes in parties too...After that i was thinking: Damn who the fckin hell cares this fckin game? I downloaded a bot called Sr*King but after i've downloaded i didnt use...I dunno why but i deleted
Bought another prem and went from lv 87 to lv 93 (in 28 days again)....End of the story. I dont care anymore about isro, this is not a game, its just business. Let the botters play alone. I leave them alone. And this game wont die until some rich ppl stop buying their 3000silks/month (what wont happen cuz they need the fcking suns from magic pop lol).
JoyMax lives forever.
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:10 am
by aishsharma
i think that everybody here knows about everything you said we just like to hope for a better day and whether we like it or nor some of us really do love this game (you could say to the point of addiction as i myself have quit sro 2 times alrdy but im back agn reguardless) but thats just the wway it is.
as for ruining ur life and w/e, dude learn to prioritize u dont NEED to farm at 16 u dont have to get all skills at once. you can farm at high lvls or just play the game enough to have some fun.
Even tho i say im addicted i know how to STOP playing for a week or a month or w/e it takes to keep my studies up and running(btw i am in college)
This is a game its not work or school if you enjoy it play a little if you dont then stop playing as you said thre r other f2p games out thre.
Oh and most importantly----->
STOP MAKING RIDICULOUSLY LONG WHINING THREADS
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:55 pm
by Doppleganger
It all started when our antagonizing protagonist, Tiger Girl, woke up in a disease-infested jungle. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling ridiculously concerned, Tiger Girl groped a live hand grenade, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). Before anyone could take off their pants, she realized that her beloved 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was missing! Immediately she called her lover, Isy. Tiger Girl had known Isy for (plus or minus) one million years, the majority of which were striking ones. Isy was unique. She was easygoing though sometimes a little... pestering. Tiger Girl called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Isy picked up to a very ecstatic Tiger Girl. Isy calmly assured her that most disease-carrying chipmunks panic before mating, yet man-eating capybaras usually charismatically belch *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Tiger Girl. Why was Isy trying to distract Tiger Girl? Because she had snuck out from Tiger Girl's with the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff only seven days prior. It was a electric little 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff... how could she resist?
It didn't take long before Tiger Girl got back to the subject at hand: her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Isy sighed. Relunctantly, Isy invited her over, assuring her they'd find the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Tiger Girl grabbed her rhinocerus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Isy realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff and she had to do it recklessly. She figured that if Tiger Girl took the tricked out go kart, she had take at least ten minutes before Tiger Girl would get there. But if she took the White Tiger? Then Isy would be barely screwed.
Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Isy was interrupted by seven oafish Mangyangs that were lured by her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Isy grimaced; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling exasperated, she skillfully reached for her ninja star and carefully grabbed every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the bush, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the White Tiger rolling up. It was Tiger Girl.
As she pulled up, she felt a sense of urgency. She had had to make an unscheduled stop at Seven-Eleven to pick up a 12-pack of gerbils, so she knew she was running late. With a careful leap, Tiger Girl was out of the White Tiger and went exotically jaunting toward Isy's front door. Meanwhile inside, Isy was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff into a box of gerbils and then slid the box behind her canoe. Isy was displeased but at least the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' Isy exotically purred. With a skillful push, Tiger Girl opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some pestering genocidal maniac in a tricycle,' she lied. 'It's fine,' Isy assured her. Tiger Girl took a seat hilariously close to where Isy had hidden the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Isy yawned trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But Tiger Girl was distracted. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, Isy noticed a selfish look on Tiger Girl's face. Tiger Girl slowly opened her mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
Isy felt a stabbing pain in her scalp when Tiger Girl asked this. In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A dimwitted look started to form on Tiger Girl's face. She turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's wolverines from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Tiger Girl nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Isy could react, Tiger Girl aggressively lunged toward the box and opened it. The 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was plainly in view.
Tiger Girl stared at Isy for what what must've been four nanoseconds. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, Isy groped wildly in Tiger Girl's direction, clearly desperate. Tiger Girl grabbed the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff and bolted for the door. It was locked. Isy let out a electric chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Tiger Girl,' she rebuked. Isy always had been a little dimwitted, so Tiger Girl knew that reconciliation was not an option; she needed to escape before Isy did something crazy, like... start chucking carrots at her or something.She gripped her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Isy looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Tiger Girl. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame five days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for Tiger Girl. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Isy walked over to the window and looked down. Tiger Girl was gone.
Just yonder, Tiger Girl was struggling to make her way through the swamp behind Isy's place. Tiger Girl had severely hurt her ear during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Mangyangs suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. One by one they latched on to Tiger Girl. Already weakened from her injury, Tiger Girl yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Mangyangs running off with her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff.
But then God came down with His outgoing smile and restored Tiger Girl's 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Feeling puzzled, God smote the Mangyangs for their injustice. Then He got in His time machine and darted away with the fortitude of 200,000 spotted wolf hamsters running from a big pack of venomous koalas. Tiger Girl jumped with joy when she saw this. Her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in five minutes her favorite TV show, Adventures of Doppleganger, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When venomous koalas meet bloody glove'). Tiger Girl was thrilled. And so, everyone except Isy and a few contraceptive-toting long-haired sea monkeys lived blissfully happy, forever after.
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:56 pm
by Doomsday
about new players... that's not true. everyday a lot of new ppl join the servers.
oh, and about botting... you're not the first botter who left sro.
they all eventually left it.
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:20 pm
by Green Tea
Doppleganger wrote: It all started when our antagonizing protagonist, Tiger Girl, woke up in a disease-infested jungle. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling ridiculously concerned, Tiger Girl groped a live hand grenade, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). Before anyone could take off their pants, she realized that her beloved 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was missing! Immediately she called her lover, Isy. Tiger Girl had known Isy for (plus or minus) one million years, the majority of which were striking ones. Isy was unique. She was easygoing though sometimes a little... pestering. Tiger Girl called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Isy picked up to a very ecstatic Tiger Girl. Isy calmly assured her that most disease-carrying chipmunks panic before mating, yet man-eating capybaras usually charismatically belch *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Tiger Girl. Why was Isy trying to distract Tiger Girl? Because she had snuck out from Tiger Girl's with the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff only seven days prior. It was a electric little 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff... how could she resist?
It didn't take long before Tiger Girl got back to the subject at hand: her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Isy sighed. Relunctantly, Isy invited her over, assuring her they'd find the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Tiger Girl grabbed her rhinocerus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Isy realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff and she had to do it recklessly. She figured that if Tiger Girl took the tricked out go kart, she had take at least ten minutes before Tiger Girl would get there. But if she took the White Tiger? Then Isy would be barely screwed.
Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Isy was interrupted by seven oafish Mangyangs that were lured by her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Isy grimaced; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling exasperated, she skillfully reached for her ninja star and carefully grabbed every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the bush, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the White Tiger rolling up. It was Tiger Girl.
As she pulled up, she felt a sense of urgency. She had had to make an unscheduled stop at Seven-Eleven to pick up a 12-pack of gerbils, so she knew she was running late. With a careful leap, Tiger Girl was out of the White Tiger and went exotically jaunting toward Isy's front door. Meanwhile inside, Isy was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff into a box of gerbils and then slid the box behind her canoe. Isy was displeased but at least the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' Isy exotically purred. With a skillful push, Tiger Girl opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some pestering genocidal maniac in a tricycle,' she lied. 'It's fine,' Isy assured her. Tiger Girl took a seat hilariously close to where Isy had hidden the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Isy yawned trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But Tiger Girl was distracted. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, Isy noticed a selfish look on Tiger Girl's face. Tiger Girl slowly opened her mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
Isy felt a stabbing pain in her scalp when Tiger Girl asked this. In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A dimwitted look started to form on Tiger Girl's face. She turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's wolverines from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Tiger Girl nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Isy could react, Tiger Girl aggressively lunged toward the box and opened it. The 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was plainly in view.
Tiger Girl stared at Isy for what what must've been four nanoseconds. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, Isy groped wildly in Tiger Girl's direction, clearly desperate. Tiger Girl grabbed the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff and bolted for the door. It was locked. Isy let out a electric chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Tiger Girl,' she rebuked. Isy always had been a little dimwitted, so Tiger Girl knew that reconciliation was not an option; she needed to escape before Isy did something crazy, like... start chucking carrots at her or something.She gripped her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Isy looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Tiger Girl. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame five days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for Tiger Girl. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Isy walked over to the window and looked down. Tiger Girl was gone.
Just yonder, Tiger Girl was struggling to make her way through the swamp behind Isy's place. Tiger Girl had severely hurt her ear during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Mangyangs suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. One by one they latched on to Tiger Girl. Already weakened from her injury, Tiger Girl yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Mangyangs running off with her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff.
But then God came down with His outgoing smile and restored Tiger Girl's 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Feeling puzzled, God smote the Mangyangs for their injustice. Then He got in His time machine and darted away with the fortitude of 200,000 spotted wolf hamsters running from a big pack of venomous koalas. Tiger Girl jumped with joy when she saw this. Her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in five minutes her favorite TV show, Adventures of Doppleganger, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When venomous koalas meet bloody glove'). Tiger Girl was thrilled. And so, everyone except Isy and a few contraceptive-toting long-haired sea monkeys lived blissfully happy, forever after.
I read all xD
Nice story, bro !!
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:26 pm
by BlazinAces
i never knew tiger girl and isy were lesbians
.....thats so hawt
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:31 pm
by TheSlink
Doppleganger wrote: It all started when our antagonizing protagonist, Tiger Girl, woke up in a disease-infested jungle. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling ridiculously concerned, Tiger Girl groped a live hand grenade, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). Before anyone could take off their pants, she realized that her beloved 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was missing! Immediately she called her lover, Isy. Tiger Girl had known Isy for (plus or minus) one million years, the majority of which were striking ones. Isy was unique. She was easygoing though sometimes a little... pestering. Tiger Girl called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Isy picked up to a very ecstatic Tiger Girl. Isy calmly assured her that most disease-carrying chipmunks panic before mating, yet man-eating capybaras usually charismatically belch *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Tiger Girl. Why was Isy trying to distract Tiger Girl? Because she had snuck out from Tiger Girl's with the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff only seven days prior. It was a electric little 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff... how could she resist?
It didn't take long before Tiger Girl got back to the subject at hand: her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Isy sighed. Relunctantly, Isy invited her over, assuring her they'd find the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Tiger Girl grabbed her rhinocerus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Isy realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff and she had to do it recklessly. She figured that if Tiger Girl took the tricked out go kart, she had take at least ten minutes before Tiger Girl would get there. But if she took the White Tiger? Then Isy would be barely screwed.
Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Isy was interrupted by seven oafish Mangyangs that were lured by her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Isy grimaced; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling exasperated, she skillfully reached for her ninja star and carefully grabbed every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the bush, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the White Tiger rolling up. It was Tiger Girl.
As she pulled up, she felt a sense of urgency. She had had to make an unscheduled stop at Seven-Eleven to pick up a 12-pack of gerbils, so she knew she was running late. With a careful leap, Tiger Girl was out of the White Tiger and went exotically jaunting toward Isy's front door. Meanwhile inside, Isy was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff into a box of gerbils and then slid the box behind her canoe. Isy was displeased but at least the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' Isy exotically purred. With a skillful push, Tiger Girl opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some pestering genocidal maniac in a tricycle,' she lied. 'It's fine,' Isy assured her. Tiger Girl took a seat hilariously close to where Isy had hidden the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Isy yawned trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But Tiger Girl was distracted. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, Isy noticed a selfish look on Tiger Girl's face. Tiger Girl slowly opened her mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
Isy felt a stabbing pain in her scalp when Tiger Girl asked this. In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A dimwitted look started to form on Tiger Girl's face. She turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's wolverines from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Tiger Girl nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Isy could react, Tiger Girl aggressively lunged toward the box and opened it. The 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was plainly in view.
Tiger Girl stared at Isy for what what must've been four nanoseconds. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, Isy groped wildly in Tiger Girl's direction, clearly desperate. Tiger Girl grabbed the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff and bolted for the door. It was locked. Isy let out a electric chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Tiger Girl,' she rebuked. Isy always had been a little dimwitted, so Tiger Girl knew that reconciliation was not an option; she needed to escape before Isy did something crazy, like... start chucking carrots at her or something.She gripped her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Isy looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Tiger Girl. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame five days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for Tiger Girl. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Isy walked over to the window and looked down. Tiger Girl was gone.
Just yonder, Tiger Girl was struggling to make her way through the swamp behind Isy's place. Tiger Girl had severely hurt her ear during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Mangyangs suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. One by one they latched on to Tiger Girl. Already weakened from her injury, Tiger Girl yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Mangyangs running off with her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff.
But then God came down with His outgoing smile and restored Tiger Girl's 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Feeling puzzled, God smote the Mangyangs for their injustice. Then He got in His time machine and darted away with the fortitude of 200,000 spotted wolf hamsters running from a big pack of venomous koalas. Tiger Girl jumped with joy when she saw this. Her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in five minutes her favorite TV show, Adventures of Doppleganger, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When venomous koalas meet bloody glove'). Tiger Girl was thrilled. And so, everyone except Isy and a few contraceptive-toting long-haired sea monkeys lived blissfully happy, forever after.
That Sir, was Farking epic!
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:04 pm
by aishsharma
Doppleganger wrote: It all started when our antagonizing protagonist, Tiger Girl, woke up in a disease-infested jungle. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling ridiculously concerned, Tiger Girl groped a live hand grenade, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). Before anyone could take off their pants, she realized that her beloved 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was missing! Immediately she called her lover, Isy. Tiger Girl had known Isy for (plus or minus) one million years, the majority of which were striking ones. Isy was unique. She was easygoing though sometimes a little... pestering. Tiger Girl called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Isy picked up to a very ecstatic Tiger Girl. Isy calmly assured her that most disease-carrying chipmunks panic before mating, yet man-eating capybaras usually charismatically belch *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Tiger Girl. Why was Isy trying to distract Tiger Girl? Because she had snuck out from Tiger Girl's with the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff only seven days prior. It was a electric little 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff... how could she resist?
It didn't take long before Tiger Girl got back to the subject at hand: her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Isy sighed. Relunctantly, Isy invited her over, assuring her they'd find the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Tiger Girl grabbed her rhinocerus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Isy realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff and she had to do it recklessly. She figured that if Tiger Girl took the tricked out go kart, she had take at least ten minutes before Tiger Girl would get there. But if she took the White Tiger? Then Isy would be barely screwed.
Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Isy was interrupted by seven oafish Mangyangs that were lured by her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Isy grimaced; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling exasperated, she skillfully reached for her ninja star and carefully grabbed every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the bush, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the White Tiger rolling up. It was Tiger Girl.
As she pulled up, she felt a sense of urgency. She had had to make an unscheduled stop at Seven-Eleven to pick up a 12-pack of gerbils, so she knew she was running late. With a careful leap, Tiger Girl was out of the White Tiger and went exotically jaunting toward Isy's front door. Meanwhile inside, Isy was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff into a box of gerbils and then slid the box behind her canoe. Isy was displeased but at least the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' Isy exotically purred. With a skillful push, Tiger Girl opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some pestering genocidal maniac in a tricycle,' she lied. 'It's fine,' Isy assured her. Tiger Girl took a seat hilariously close to where Isy had hidden the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Isy yawned trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But Tiger Girl was distracted. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, Isy noticed a selfish look on Tiger Girl's face. Tiger Girl slowly opened her mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
Isy felt a stabbing pain in her scalp when Tiger Girl asked this. In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A dimwitted look started to form on Tiger Girl's face. She turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's wolverines from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Tiger Girl nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Isy could react, Tiger Girl aggressively lunged toward the box and opened it. The 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was plainly in view.
Tiger Girl stared at Isy for what what must've been four nanoseconds. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, Isy groped wildly in Tiger Girl's direction, clearly desperate. Tiger Girl grabbed the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff and bolted for the door. It was locked. Isy let out a electric chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Tiger Girl,' she rebuked. Isy always had been a little dimwitted, so Tiger Girl knew that reconciliation was not an option; she needed to escape before Isy did something crazy, like... start chucking carrots at her or something.She gripped her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Isy looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Tiger Girl. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame five days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for Tiger Girl. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Isy walked over to the window and looked down. Tiger Girl was gone.
Just yonder, Tiger Girl was struggling to make her way through the swamp behind Isy's place. Tiger Girl had severely hurt her ear during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Mangyangs suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. One by one they latched on to Tiger Girl. Already weakened from her injury, Tiger Girl yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Mangyangs running off with her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff.
But then God came down with His outgoing smile and restored Tiger Girl's 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff. Feeling puzzled, God smote the Mangyangs for their injustice. Then He got in His time machine and darted away with the fortitude of 200,000 spotted wolf hamsters running from a big pack of venomous koalas. Tiger Girl jumped with joy when she saw this. Her 10th Degree Sun +9 Staff was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in five minutes her favorite TV show, Adventures of Doppleganger, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When venomous koalas meet bloody glove'). Tiger Girl was thrilled. And so, everyone except Isy and a few contraceptive-toting long-haired sea monkeys lived blissfully happy, forever after.
only read parts of it but you've got a seriously crazy albiet amazing imagination
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:16 pm
by CeLL
"I DONT PLAY SRO ANYMORE NOR HAVE I LOGGED IN MY DAMN ACCOUNT SINCE SEPT. 08"
you also say that you have tried sroking...
"I have tried, *bot, A*bot, S**King,"
they havent been around that long...
they just left their beta stage, and that stage was only a few months. theres lies within your post, i dont like lies.
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:27 pm
by Trace
Rakion wrote:I want to be one of the famous and powerful players in sro
Be an hero. You'll be famous. As for powerful..
Btw, why did you waited almost a year before you posted a whining thread?
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:35 pm
by Cepiii
CloudStrider wrote:cool story bro.
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:38 pm
by PR0METHEUS
CeLL wrote:"I DONT PLAY SRO ANYMORE NOR HAVE I LOGGED IN MY DAMN ACCOUNT SINCE SEPT. 08"
you also say that you have tried sroking...
"I have tried, *bot, A*bot, S**King,"
they havent been around that long...
they just left their beta stage, and that stage was only a few months. theres lies within your post, i dont like lies.
Nice catch. I wonder what the real story is.
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:27 pm
by vengeanze
i can't find any better game than sro..i tried rappelz, jade dynasty, cabal, and 20 other games .. nd they can't beat the excitement,skills,fun,graphics flow,pve and pvp that sro has...but i do agree about the community or sro that it sucks..and how hard it is..but iam not in a rush to lvl up..i always try to have fun and i dont care if iam slow lvler.
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:46 pm
by PR0METHEUS
vengeanze wrote:i can't find any better game than sro..i tried rappelz, jade dynasty, cabal, and 20 other games .. nd they can't beat the excitement,skills,fun,graphics flow,pve and pvp that sro has...but i do agree about the community or sro that it sucks..and how hard it is..but iam not in a rush to lvl up..i always try to have fun and i dont care if iam slow lvler.
I couldn't agree more. I've always enjoyed SRO more than any other mmo out there, if it wasn't for the server congestion, botting, etc. The game itself is great! If I could actually log in whenever I wanted, I'd still be playing, even if I'm a bit inactive. I don't care about slow leveling either.
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:54 pm
by vengeanze
I couldn't agree more. I've always enjoyed SRO more than any other mmo out there, if it wasn't for the server congestion, botting, etc. The game itself is great! If I could actually log in whenever I wanted, I'd still be playing, even if I'm a bit inactive. I don't care about slow leveling either.
same here, and i just go play basketball,hangout or go to the gym while i login 2-3 hours...so it doesnt get to me..besids who knows i think the guy that made the game said "we will have a soultion to these goldbots taking up 80% of the server soon".
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:16 pm
by Doomsday
PR0METHEUS wrote:vengeanze wrote:i can't find any better game than sro..i tried rappelz, jade dynasty, cabal, and 20 other games .. nd they can't beat the excitement,skills,fun,graphics flow,pve and pvp that sro has...but i do agree about the community or sro that it sucks..and how hard it is..but iam not in a rush to lvl up..i always try to have fun and i dont care if iam slow lvler.
I couldn't agree more. I've always enjoyed SRO more than any other mmo out there, if it wasn't for the server congestion, botting, etc. The game itself is great! If I could actually log in whenever I wanted, I'd still be playing, even if I'm a bit inactive. I don't care about slow leveling either.
Me too.
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:41 pm
by Tasdik
Why the heck do you want Ryoko's opinion? He doesn't even play sro anymore and only keeps SRF running for those people who do still play. Ryoko has admitted to SRO being full of fail. Which is why he now plays WoW.
~I would also like to propose that all banned SRF members should be Unbanned. Its beginning to become a ghost town in here.
So a botter wants his bot friends un-banned? Cute.
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:43 pm
by ltsune
Tasdik wrote:Why the heck do you want Ryoko's opinion? He doesn't even play sro anymore and only keeps SRF running for those people who do still play. Ryoko has admitted to SRO being full of fail. Which is why he now plays WoW.
~I would also like to propose that all banned SRF members should be Unbanned. Its beginning to become a ghost town in here.
So a botter wants his bot friends un-banned? Cute.
+1 great humor
Anyways, There is not much to say about your post. Too bad your leaving a well made game. I can compare some of your situations with my own. The one about switching server constantly because of the many goldbots. But i came to realize that its better just to stay at one place (wow wise me lol
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Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:26 am
by Achilles990
Oh Jesus, sersly they need make a Forum Section Bots, for every time someone posted about bot i earn a penny i would be rich by now. No Offence but this topic all this talking thinking it will do something it will never happend!!
Re: My Concept of Bots never end...
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:12 am
by Barotix
HOLY SHIT: Dynamic IP much? That's a lot of stuff to copy pasta. :S