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O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:47 am
by Bl4nk
ok i was walking in donwhang and then the storage lady lured me into her box "for some fun she said" and she hoped out and told me to "ready my self" and then all of a sudden the door closes and im listening to chains. so im stuck how could it get even worse i wounder, well this is how,
Spoiler!

she freezes the box. so im stuck and a day or so passes and im still in the box, im surviving off the melted ice, old easter eggs and i had to kill one of thoes trained squirrls to eat. the ice starts to melt faster, its starts getting hot fast, all of a sudden
Spoiler!

IM ON FIRE AND I NEED HALP

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:50 am
by Vortexx
Cool story bro

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:50 am
by Goseki
Alright, don't panic. You came to the right forum. We've seen this many times before and are all experienced veterans. The solution to get out of the classic DW trap box you speak of is to first unplug your computer. Than bring it over to the window of your house facing the western sky. Once the moon is shining through it. Piss on it for 15 secs. Now plug your computer back in and relog into SRO. You should find yourself out of the box with an extra 1k sp. Let us know if you have any other problems as she is sometimes difficult and more piss must be used.

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:51 am
by KylieMinogue
pee, that should help you put out the fire around your crotch.

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:51 am
by ghostkilla43
ah... great...uh...story?

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:57 am
by Bl4nk
Goseki wrote:Alright, don't panic. You came to the right forum. We've seen this many times before and are all experienced veterans. The solution to get out of the classic DW trap box you speak of is to first unplug your computer. Than bring it over to the window of your house facing the western sky. Once the moon is shining through it. Piss on it for 15 secs. Now plug your computer back in and relog into SRO. You should find yourself out of the box with an extra 1k sp. Let us know if you have any other problems as she is sometimes difficult and more piss must be used.


what do you do if you cant pee atm and your house has no windows facing west, also no moon tonight PLZ HALP IM SCARED

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:59 am
by KylieMinogue
Bl4nk wrote:
Goseki wrote:Alright, don't panic. You came to the right forum. We've seen this many times before and are all experienced veterans. The solution to get out of the classic DW trap box you speak of is to first unplug your computer. Than bring it over to the window of your house facing the western sky. Once the moon is shining through it. Piss on it for 15 secs. Now plug your computer back in and relog into SRO. You should find yourself out of the box with an extra 1k sp. Let us know if you have any other problems as she is sometimes difficult and more piss must be used.


what do you do if you cant pee atm and your house has no windows facing west, also no moon tonight


spit as much as you can, so your mouth will stay moist while it melts.

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:07 am
by Goseki
Yes. Spitting is also another option. If you have no windows facing west. Than you must trick the computer since SRO is direction-oriented game. Take a magnet and move it around your computer in a clockwise, than counter-clockwise direction 20 times. To reset the compass inside SRO.

Also, in case you don't have enough spit. Other people's piss, spit, or even animal will work. If you really have no one else to help you, get some bleach or detergent and carefully pour it into any vents that you see along your computer. That should help. Oh, take pictures too of your computer and post it here so we can further help you. Kind of like what you did with the screenshot. Once you finish resetting the internal SRO compass and cooling the computer off with some strong liquid, the storage lady will see you as being organized and clean and will release you from the box. :D

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:11 am
by Lempi
Goseki wrote:Yes. Spitting is also another option. If you have no windows facing west. Than you must trick the computer since SRO is direction-oriented game. Take a magnet and move it around your computer in a clockwise, than counter-clockwise direction 20 times. To reset the compass inside SRO.

Also, in case you don't have enough spit. Other people's piss, spit, or even animal will work. If you really have no one else to help you, get some bleach or detergent and carefully pour it into any vents that you see along your computer. That should help. Oh, take pictures too of your computer and post it here so we can further help you. Kind of like what you did with the screenshot. Once you finish resetting the internal SRO compass and cooling the computer off with some strong liquid, the storage lady will see you as being organized and clean and will release you from the box. :D

Yup, that will fix it for sure. Great advice dude, i will try that next time!

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:18 am
by Goseki
np dude. I've gotten tricked by her many times when I first started. She would just sit on top of that gold box looking so innocent. Than when you pass she slowly looks at you while spreading her skirt apart. Tsk tsk. Shame on me for falling for that trick so many times. I pretty much got stuck in that box from lvl 25-40. I even come back every now and than to get trapped in it for fun :wink:

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:22 am
by KylieMinogue
i think I'll light my farts by standing close to that flame.

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:23 am
by asusi
cool story very.

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:05 am
by zShared
I lol'd
maybe because its almost 6am, or maybe it was actually funny
..we shall see tomorrow!
hope you can hold out that long :-)

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:34 pm
by Insanity
lol sucks. sweet story though, i lol'd. see if you can run out by holding the up arrow key.

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:32 pm
by Taharial
Bl4nk wrote:ok i was walking in donwhang and then the storage lady lured me into her box "for some fun she said" and she hoped out and told me to "ready my self" and then all of a sudden the door closes and im listening to chains. so im stuck how could it get even worse i wounder, well this is how,
Spoiler!

she freezes the box. so im stuck and a day or so passes and im still in the box, im surviving off the melted ice, old easter eggs and i had to kill one of thoes trained squirrls to eat. the ice starts to melt faster, its starts getting hot fast, all of a sudden
Spoiler!

IM ON FIRE AND I NEED HALP


I lol'ed.

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:47 pm
by CloudStrider
Vortexx wrote:Cool story bro

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:48 pm
by Mirosuke
LOOOLL

But nice SS angles, heh.
I think she asked you to be a volunteer for her magic show :D

Watch out the swords!

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:52 pm
by JuelzSantana
lol i thought you were serious >< till i saw the fire

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:35 pm
by kaperucito
Quickly, press "Up, Right, Square, Left, R2" when she don't see you.

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:13 pm
by BloodyBlade
Hahaha XD

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:45 pm
by PatrokloS
Too bad for you SRO doesnt have water based skills, so nobody can fight the fire for you :P

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:40 pm
by penfold1992
cool story bro

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:49 pm
by Kirkaldi
Be a man, walk through the fire, fool.

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:56 pm
by xKingpinx
tcb

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:22 am
by DaggerMAte
cant you just use a teleport scroll?

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:49 pm
by Rival
DaggerMAte wrote:cant you just use a teleport scroll?


+1 he just need to teleport that's all not posting shit stories

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:02 pm
by CeLL
im pretty sure the storage lady is using hax. im taking this to the EB!

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:59 pm
by Jaapii
Kirkaldi wrote:Be a man, walk through the fire, fool.

says the youngest SRF member evah :roll:

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:06 pm
by huejas
You guys are lame, hes trying make a joke, give him some credit. I lol'd......at least a little :P

Re: O LORDY I NEED HALP IM TRAPED

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:20 pm
by Jaapii
I actually think such stories are typical GD threads