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Legits and bot songs

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:27 pm
by pr0klobster
Ok, I saw a couple of people who started it as a joke in another thread, and I am not for bots at all - this is not bot support, I just thought the song was amusing, so I started rewriting the song they were quoting.

I also wrote a legit version, let's rewrite it some more!

Bot version
At first I was afraid, I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never live without bot by my side ...

But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong...

And we grew strong

And we botted all night long

And so you chargedback

To make more space

I just logged in to find my char lying dead at Wings place

I should have quit the stupid game

I should have removed it from my HD

If I’d known for just one second

The legits would never be truly free

Oh now go, log off the server

Just disconnect now

Because you’re not welcome anymore

Weren’t you the one who went to Venus without me

You think I’d crumble

You think I’d stop bot PVP

Oh no, not us

Bots will survive

Oh as long as I know how to chargeback

I know I’ll stay alive

I’ve got all my silk to use

And I’ve got all my globals to abuse

Bots will survive, hey hey




Legit version
At first I was afraid, I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never live without a party guide

But we spent so many nights thinking how you did us wrong

And we grew strong

And we ks’d bots all night long

And so you chargedback

To make more space

I just logged in and got your bot murder status, ace

You should have quit the stupid game

You should have removed it from your HD

You aren’t killing us, but

The legits will never be truly free

Oh now go, log off the server

Just disconnect now

Because you’re not welcome anymore

Weren’t you the one who botted for PvP

You think I’d crumble

You think I’d stop ks’ing your bot party

Oh no, not us

Legits will survive

Oh as long as I know Euro's well

I know I’ll stay alive

I’ve got all my silk to use

And I’ve got all my globals to abuse

Legits will survive, hey hey


Re: Bot and legit song

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:31 pm
by NuclearSilo
LOOOOOL
So funny :D

Re: Bot and legit song

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:33 pm
by MissLe2
lol
thanks needed this after the calling all legits thread
cooled me down some
thanks again
8) 8) :D

Re: Bot and legit song

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:47 pm
by Lempi
Haha, EPIC!

I wanna hear these being sung.

Re: Bot and legit song

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:02 pm
by aznronin
lol........ Yea I wanna hear it sung

Re: Bot and legit song

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:13 pm
by eyetu5
Great song, Maybe Joymax will sign you to their company......'Lagroad Records'

Re: Bot and legit song

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:34 pm
by Swindler
the legit on is way much better :>

Re: Bot and legit song

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:42 pm
by Shadowfox542
HejsaN wrote:the legit on is way much better :>


I agree.

If any one has talent, sing this on youtube please 8)

Re: Bot and legit song

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:50 pm
by Swindler
Shadowfox542 wrote:
HejsaN wrote:the legit on is way much better :>


I agree.

If any one has talent, sing this on youtube please 8)



dom ..

Re: Bot and legit song

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:55 pm
by pr0klobster
Sung to the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" (great song, by the way, I encourage you to really read the words)

Mine eyes have seen the coming of the glory of Silkroad
Legits are trampling out areas where the bots are afk, bored
We have loosed a lightning thief on a KS'd bot, by sword
The truth is marching on!

Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
Legits are marching on!

I have seen it in Venus's rules and (annoying) diatribes
They destroy the bot parties from the ongs to the Wing Tribes
Even though they are strict, there is progress by and by
Their day is marching on.

Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
Legits are marching on!

Bots have sounded forth the trumpet of an easy level cap,
Sure of themselves, they still risk bans by a GM's ZAP
Honestly, Joymax still doesn't seem to give a crap,
But this game is marching on!

Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
This game is marching on!

Re: Legits and bot songs

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:56 pm
by Blazedon
Joymax should put this as the start up music... Their official music gets on my nerves after 30 minutes of non-stop trying to login

Re: Legits and bot songs

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:55 pm
by Bg_DrEaM
Blazedon wrote:Joymax should put this as the start up music... Their official music gets on my nerves after 30 minutes of non-stop trying to login


Turn it off?

Re: Legits and bot songs

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:53 am
by whorelock
wow someone needs to get LAID...........

Re: Legits and bot songs

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:59 am
by Lempi
whorelock wrote:wow someone needs to get LAID...........

Yeah, you do. :roll:

Re: Legits and bot songs

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:01 am
by SoundBurst
Lempi wrote:
whorelock wrote:wow someone needs to get LAID...........

Yeah, you do. :roll:


who doesnt :P

Re: Legits and bot songs

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:11 am
by whorelock
Lempi wrote:
whorelock wrote:wow someone needs to get LAID...........

Yeah, you do. :roll:

lol no i don't write songs about bots and legits in a an imaginary world

Re: Legits and bot songs

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:56 am
by JustOnePlz
SoundBurst wrote:
Lempi wrote:
whorelock wrote:wow someone needs to get LAID...........

Yeah, you do. :roll:


who doesnt :P


+1 no1 has ever been like, "wanna get laid?"..... "nah im good"

Re: Legits and bot songs

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:52 am
by Pan_Raider(`_´)
made one some time ago, cant find it though :(

it was I've been working on the railroad--> i've been botting on the silkroad