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EuroBot v 1.0

It is finally here and I am ecstatic to tell you all about our latest completed project. Before I go into the details, I would first take this opportunity to thank all our financial supporters and donators that were kind enough to support us. As without them, this project couldn't be continued. From our humble beginnings designing bots, the first noobot, then gagabot, and now Eurobot. So, what is Eurobot? It is the first and only bot of its caliber to be able to level up a Euro char efficiently AND better than a human, with extra features. Eurobot was designed to mimic actions and personality of the real legit gamer in it's natural habitat*. It will shape the future of online gaming.


EuroBot development team leader, rev69.com
* our research indicates the legit gamer population prefers to habitate the basement, away from sunlight.


Features
- Redefining fully automated gaming
- Advanced AI never before seen in any bot program
- Integrated Life2me damage formula for advanced decision algorithm in configuring optimal char builds
- Fully configurable PVP scripts.
- Voice activated. Simply say 'Insert' instead of pressing the insert key.
- In-game autochat function: fully customizable personality. Settings include random typo mode, netlingo database insertion, morale setting, political alignment etc. Various preset profiles are available
- Simple GUI
- Automated ventrilo participation: Fully customizable. Presets are also available. On testing, participants couldn't tell the difference!
- Automated involvement on forums: Eurobot will post on forums on your behalf. Settings include auto flaming mode, post random shit mode, you are botter mode, I am legit mode etc


Examplars of testers running the bot on various modes:

Mudkipzmania mode

Refering to self by the third person mode

Rabid legit gamer mode

Rabid, foaming at the mouth legit gamer mode


Testimonials

Don't take our word for it. Here are some of the comments from our bot testers:

Spoiler!

"Better than agbot" ~ Stroak
"We couldn't crack it yet" ~ Orange, ZeroAxeThisTree.com site Admin
"Have some more wine" ~ Ben Wertdon, ZeroAxeThisTree.com site Co-Admin
"I should've used this instead" ~ MorningShrivel, Miss E-Megalomaniac 2008
"More time for me baby :wink winkies:" ~ Pedofly
"Now I don't have to pretend to be legit. This can do it for me " ~ Realsuncoil, head of Life2me fanclub
"Hey check this out << Edit: No links to porn sites ~ Robatix >>" ~ XXXShmoe
"This is the true, not other BS B** blahblah. I like !!!!!!!!!" ~ FackBlox, Uber Weasel mascot
"FackBlox kissy kissy!" ~ Kyoro, game forum admin
"This will make our job difficult" ~ [GM]Azrael
"What job?" ~ [GM]Ikinoop
"Haha, yeah... " ~ former [GM]Azrael (if you need a competent GM email me please..)
"<< Edit: No posting links of my nudie pics ~ Nic >>" ~ FackBlox, Uber Weasel Mascot
"This is terrible. Oh Lock-J have you heard about the new game update?" ~ Mansex;D
....."Yesh! It will be aweshum!" ~ Lock-J, game forum admin
.........."Yes it will be!" ~ Suicideboy, game forum admin
"<< Edit: Arrrrrgh!! ~ YuRi >>" ~ RickRoll, pop icon
"It even autowhips my panties" ~ Meeleneeyumyum
....."Moar! Moar!" ~ Dum
........../Jumps in ~ Phyzer
"Let's play a game" ~ Jigsaw
....."Oh shit!FARK!NO!OMG!" ~ Vandingo
.........."Uhm, do him first" ~ N2o
"Voice activated! 'Inset'. Arggh! Curse my accent" ~ Shythana

and so on. You can tell the excitement and potential that this bot has.


Offer on purchase

To commemorate this historic launch of our product, the first 1000 purchases of a full subscription will get an ICU-grade mechanical ventilator thrown in for FREE! Let a machine do your breathing! Don't hesitate and order now here.



EuroBot

The future of gaming.

NinjaNihonto wrote:Purely fictional? So all this is a joke, right?

Interpol wrote:

NinjaNihonto wrote:Purely fictional? So all this is a joke, right?

Lol, don't sound disappointed

Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:"posts random shit on forums"..

you don't need bots for that

the_wicked wrote:is this supposed to be me?
~ FackBlox, Uber Weasel Mascot

Blyth wrote:

the_wicked wrote:is this supposed to be me?
~ FackBlox, Uber Weasel Mascot

More like Shadowfox (Xian botter spiritpower or something in those lines, can't remember).

"This is the true, not other BS B** blahblah. I like !!!!!!!!!" ~ FackBlox, Uber Weasel mascot
"FackBlox kissy kissy!" ~ Kyoro, game forum admin
"This will make our job difficult" ~ [GM]Azrael
"What job?" ~ [GM]Ikinoop
"Haha, yeah... " ~ former [GM]Azrael (if you need a competent GM email me please..)
"<< Edit: No posting links of my nudie pics ~ Nic >>" ~ FackBlox, Uber Weasel Mascot
"This is terrible. Oh Lock-J have you heard about the new game update?" ~ Mansex;D
....."Yesh! It will be aweshum!" ~ Lock-J, game forum admin
.........."Yes it will be!" ~ Suicideboy, game forum admin
"<< Edit: Arrrrrgh!! ~ YuRi >>" ~ RickRoll, pop icon
"It even autowhips my panties" ~ Meeleneeyumyum
....."Moar! Moar!" ~ Dum
........../Jumps in ~ Phyzer
"Let's play a game" ~ Jigsaw
....."Oh shit!FARK!NO!OMG!" ~ Vandingo
.........."Uhm, do him first" ~ N2o
"Voice activated! 'Inset'. Arggh! Curse my accent" ~ Shythana

the_wicked wrote:

Blyth wrote:

the_wicked wrote:is this supposed to be me?
~ FackBlox, Uber Weasel Mascot

More like Shadowfox (Xian botter spiritpower or something in those lines, can't remember).

ah.

figured they'd pick me out as FackBlox instead of AlbelNox lololol

the_wicked wrote:is this supposed to be me?
~ FackBlox, Uber Weasel Mascot

"<< Edit: Arrrrrgh!! ~ YuRi >>" ~ RickRoll, pop icon

NinjaNihonto wrote:Purely fictional? So all this is a joke, right?

The Furious Ninja wrote:

NinjaNihonto wrote:Purely fictional? So all this is a joke, right?

no, the other day i saw a heal bot stuck in town, group healing every 10 seconds or so, did that for hours, i think a heal bot is evidence that party bots finally exsist

well this thing might be false

but there are definatly party bots now

ahmedsabry wrote:the "autoflame in the forums" part was LMFAO
how much time did u take to make up all this?!

"Voice activated! 'Inset'. Arggh! Curse my accent" ~ Shythana

"<< Edit: Arrrrrgh!! ~ YuRi >>" ~ RickRoll, pop icon