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The official Silkroad Jokes Thread
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Once upon a time, a rabbit was hopping along near the Forest of Sorrow, taking his time to nibble on berries here and there. He ran across a rather portly Dow Genema, who happened to be trying to relieve himself in a large clump of bushes.
The Dow Genema looks over at the rabbit. "Hey rabbit," he says in a gruff voice. "Mighty fine day we're having, huh."
The rabbit looks up at him, and off into the distance, trying to give him a little privacy. "Yes, yes, it sure is Sir." Loud Grunts and strains were audible at this point.
"So tell me rabbit," says Dow. "You crap in these woods all the time...ever have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"
The timid rabbit says, "Why no, not usually, unless--"
And in one swoop, the Genema reaches over, scoops the rabbit into his paw and proceeds to wipe his backside with him.
The end.
The Dow Genema looks over at the rabbit. "Hey rabbit," he says in a gruff voice. "Mighty fine day we're having, huh."
The rabbit looks up at him, and off into the distance, trying to give him a little privacy. "Yes, yes, it sure is Sir." Loud Grunts and strains were audible at this point.
"So tell me rabbit," says Dow. "You crap in these woods all the time...ever have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"
The timid rabbit says, "Why no, not usually, unless--"
And in one swoop, the Genema reaches over, scoops the rabbit into his paw and proceeds to wipe his backside with him.
The end.
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F-22 wrote:Why do chinese characters have a dog as their pets but not a cat?
Because they ate all the cats.
I am not racist its just so funny!
LOL chinese eats everything LOL
here's another one:
How many Nukers does it take to take down a blader?
..none, because they don't want to waste pots
Big thx to MasterKojito for making my sig
RuYi wrote:Guys, I think we should promote destructionmama to Captain Obvious. :3
How do you know youve played Silkroad too long ?
- you think Jesus is pretty fast cause he wears grasswalk on top of his head
- you think Krull is a noob for fighting with a 32 NPC Spear
- you stalk old people on horseback and beg them to powerlevel you, they are 70+ after all
- you think all girls are boting cause they never talk to you
- you are annoyed at lottery sellers, cause no matter how much vine you buy them, they refuse to give you Huhoa's Book
- when your mom buys you a red shirt you say " sorry, my level is not high enough to wear that !"
- you think Santa Clause is a unique cause he turn up only once every year and you call all your friens to go and beat the crap out of him
- you try to burn your clothes and wonder why you dont get that 5% extra damage
may be continued
- you think Jesus is pretty fast cause he wears grasswalk on top of his head
- you think Krull is a noob for fighting with a 32 NPC Spear
- you stalk old people on horseback and beg them to powerlevel you, they are 70+ after all
- you think all girls are boting cause they never talk to you
- you are annoyed at lottery sellers, cause no matter how much vine you buy them, they refuse to give you Huhoa's Book
- when your mom buys you a red shirt you say " sorry, my level is not high enough to wear that !"
- you think Santa Clause is a unique cause he turn up only once every year and you call all your friens to go and beat the crap out of him
- you try to burn your clothes and wonder why you dont get that 5% extra damage
may be continued
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Death2U wrote:DragonTalon wrote:Well you talked like a man. I dont really know you so well so sorryDeath2U wrote:DragonTalon wrote:You're a chick? Nice....Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?
Because she just is!!!
You didn't know? I thought everyone knew...
Well, you can't judge a book by it's cover... silly.
Lmfao
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justaskphil wrote:Once upon a time, a rabbit was hopping along near the Forest of Sorrow, taking his time to nibble on berries here and there. He ran across a rather portly Dow Genema, who happened to be trying to relieve himself in a large clump of bushes.
The Dow Genema looks over at the rabbit. "Hey rabbit," he says in a gruff voice. "Mighty fine day we're having, huh."
The rabbit looks up at him, and off into the distance, trying to give him a little privacy. "Yes, yes, it sure is Sir." Loud Grunts and strains were audible at this point.
"So tell me rabbit," says Dow. "You crap in these woods all the time...ever have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"
The timid rabbit says, "Why no, not usually, unless--"
And in one swoop, the Genema reaches over, scoops the rabbit into his paw and proceeds to wipe his backside with him.
The end.
lol good one
saw that coming
